Hacked Father's Day

No. I am your Father. - Darth Vader

Asthma: What you do if Dad says no - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Everyone is the son of his own works. - Miguel de Cervantes

Directly after God in heaven comes a Papa. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

I Said So: Reason enough, according to Dad - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pedestrian: a man whose son is home from college. - Unknown

My dad's my best mate, and he always will be. - Cher Lloyd

Download: Gettin' the firewood off the pickup - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The heart of a father is the masterpiece of nature. - Antoine Francois Prevost

Being a Dad is the greatest, except for assembling things. - Conan O'Brien

To a father growing old, nothing is dearer than a daughter. - Euripides

Whatsoever was the father of a disease, an ill diet was the mother. - George Herbert

She got her good looks from her father. He's a plastic surgeon. - Groucho Marx

Every child needs a father. Even if he turns out to be Darth Vader. - Jackson Radcliffe

My father was grounded, a very meat-and-potatoes man. He was a baker. - Anthony Hopkins

Acorn: 1. An oak in a nutshell; 2. Something painful on Dad's toe. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

You could listen to Woody Guthrie songs and actually learn how to live. - Bob Dylan

A father is a man who expects his children to be as good as he meant to be. - Carol Coats

My father didn't tell me how to live; he lived, and let me watch him do it. - Clarence B. Kelland

It is easier for a father to have children than for children to have a real father. - Pope John XXIII

Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias

No man I ever met was my father's equal, and I never loved any other man as much. - Hedy Lamarr

Every father should remember one day his son will follow his example, not his advice. - Charles Kettering

An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis

My father used to say, "If you want to be different, do something different." - Wynton Marsalis

I can get motivated seeing a kid at my son's school overcome a learning disability. - Jason Alexander

My father had a piano that was a nickelodeon - put a nickel, and the roller would play. - Frank Sinatra

Middle Age is the awkward period when Father Time starts catching up with Mother Nature. - Harold Coffin

Chutzpapa: A father who wakes his wife at 4 a.m. so she can change the baby's diaper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I just wasn't cut out to be a Chinese Tiger Mom. I'm more of an Irish Setter Dad. - P.J. O'Rourke

My dad's pants kept creeping up on him. By 65 he was just a pair of pants and a head. - Jeff Altman

I believe that our Heavenly Father invented man because he was disappointed in the monkey. - Mark Twain

My brother Bob doesn't want to be in government - he promised Dad he'd go straight. - John F Kennedy

Having kids is the ultimate job in life. I want to be most successful at being a good father. - Nick Lachey

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

I am an expert of electricity. My father occupied the chair of applied electricity at the state prison. - WC Fields

He made us all one true religion, Edith, which he named after his son, Christian - or Christ, for short. - Archie Bunker

I want to die like my father; peacefully in his sleep, not screaming and terrified, like his passengers. - Bob Monkhouse

The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf. - Bertrand Russell

I blend my green drink every morning. I also fix my son a full-on American breakfast with bacon and toast. - Liz Phair

If you can meet success and failure and treat them both as impostors, then you are a balanced man, my son. - Rudyard Kipling

By the time a man realizes that maybe his father was right, he usually has a son who thinks he's wrong. - Charles Wadsworth

Melody is the essence of music. I compare a good melodist to a fine racer, and counterpoints to hack post-horses. - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart

Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven. - Matthew 5:14-16

A good father is one of the most unsung, unpraised, unnoticed, and yet one of the most valuable assets in our society. - Billy Graham

I value my garden more for being full of blackbirds than of cherries, and very frankly give them fruit for their songs. - Joseph Addison

The great Gaels of Ireland are the men that God made mad.
For all their wars are merry, and all their songs are sad. - G K Chesterton

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

In most homes, the father is concerned with parking space, the children with outer space, and the mother with closet space. - Evan Esar

The quality of a father can be seen in the goals, dreams, and aspirations he sets not only for himself, but for his family. - Reed Markham

For my last meal, I'd want an Irish breakfast with soda bread and one of my dad's omelettes with three or four eggs. - Erin O'Connor

Every dad, if he takes time out of his busy life to reflect upon his fatherhood, can learn ways to become an even better dad. - Jack Baker

My Dad once said, "you wouldn't worry so much about what people thought of you if you knew how seldom they did." - Dr. Phil McGraw

He adopted a role called being a father so that his child would have something mythical and infinitely important: a protector. - Tom Wolfe

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

My father instilled in me that if you don't see things happening the way you want them to, you get out there and make them happen. - Susan Powter

When you're young, you think your Dad is Superman. Then you grow up, and you realize he's just a regular guy who wears a cape. - Dave Attell

Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad, and that's why I call you dad, because you are so special to me. - Wade Boggs

God so loved the world that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believed in him should not perish, but have everlasting life. - John 3:16

Lookin' back all I can say about all the things he did for me is I hope I'm at least half the dad that he didn't have to be. - Brad Paisley

When I was nine, my father said 'You can take piano lessons or do karate' - I had a black belt and was competing before I was 19. - Elodie Yung

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield

Luke, you can destroy the Emperor. He has foreseen this. It is your destiny. Join me, and together we can rule the galaxy as father and son. - Darth Vader

How shall a man escape from his ancestors, or draw off from his veins the black drop which he drew from his father’s or mother's life? - Ralph Waldo Emerson

I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo