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Inflation Targets

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Inflation Targets thanks to Robert Malone

Inflation Targets thanks to Robert Malone

Inflation Targets thanks to Robert Malone

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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Bribery: Using money as a blindfold - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

Prospering doesn't have to do with money. - Joel Osteen

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money. - WC Fields

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Minutes are worth more than money. Spend them wisely. - Thomas P Murphy

A true lover always feels in debt to the one he loves. - Ralph W. Sockman

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

Yacht: 1. A floating debt; 2. Stretch limo of the seas. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Borrow money from pessimists - they don't expect it back. - Steven Wright

They bequeathed the gleaming gold, treasure of men, to earth. - Beowulf

Mathematics has given economics rigor, but alas, also mortis. - Robert Heilbroner

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

When it is a matter of money, all men are of the same religion. - Voltaire

I don't mind that I'm fat. You still get the same money. - Marlon Brando

The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy. - Spike Milligan

One dollar for eternal happiness? I'd be happier with the dollar. - Charles Montgomery Burns

A billion here, a billion there - pretty soon it adds up to real money. - Everett Dirksen

Never criticize Americans. They have the best taste that money can buy. - Miles Kington

Invest in the human soul. Who knows, it might be a diamond in the rough. - Mary McLeod Bethune

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

I don't care how much money you have, free stuff is always a good thing. - Queen Latifah

The man who never has money to pay his debts has too much of something else. - J.L. Basford

I've got all the money I'll ever need, if I die by four o'clock. - Henny Youngman

Success is having to worry about every damn thing in the world, except money. - Johnny Cash

I'm a dirt person. I trust the dirt. I don't trust diamonds and gold. - Eartha Kitt

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings

There's so little money in my bank account, my scenic checks show a ghetto. - Phyllis Diller

Time is money, especially when you're talking to a lawyer or an accountant. - Joe-kster

Raise: The increase in pay you get just before going into debt a little further - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

A diamond, though set in horns, is still a diamond, and sparkles in purest gold. - Philip Massinger

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

To be clever enough to get a great deal of money, one must be stupid enough to want it. - George Bernard Shaw

Permit me to issue and control the money of a nation, and I care not who makes its laws. - Mayer A. Rothschild

Half the money I spend on advertising is wasted; the trouble is, I don't know which half. - John Wannamaker

Gorilla tourism is vital to Rwanda's economy: It's the third highest source of income. - Andy Serkis

If you don't have someone tracking you down, you haven't exhausted your credit options. - Unknown

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money should love you. - Kin Hubbard

The surest way to establish your credit is to work yourself into the position of not needing any. - Maurice Switzer

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

When a fellow says, 'It ain't the money but the principle of the thing,' it's the money. - Kin Hubbard

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Many of us are at the 'metallic' age - gold in our teeth, silver in our hair, and lead in our pants. - Unknown

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

Always serve too much hot fudge sauce on hot fudge sundaes. It makes people overjoyed, and puts them in your debt. - Judith Olney

Poverty: 1. A state of mind sometimes induced by a neighbour's new car; 2. One thing that money can't buy. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Credit is a system whereby a person who can't pay gets another person who can't pay to guarantee that he can pay. - Charles Dickens

I've had a very good stretch with startup investing, and I think it's very important to know when to hold your chips. - Tim Ferriss

Economy is going without something you do want in case, perhaps, you should someday want something you probably won't want. - Anthony Hope

It's not about money or connections. It's the willingness to outwork and outlearn everyone when it comes to your business. - Mark Cuban

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

The politicians in Washington are spending trillions of dollars of our money. When are Americans going to stand up and say enough is enough? - Joe Wurzelbacher

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

NBC News just called it "The Great Freeze" - coldest weather in years. Is our country still spending money on the global warming hoax? - Donald Trump

If you have more money than brains, you should focus on outbound marketing. If you have more brains than money, you should focus on inbound marketing. - Guy Kawasaki


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