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Covid vaccination using humans as guinea pigs has weird results

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That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

A meowing cat catches no mice. - Yiddish proverb

Vaccination: An ouch of prevention - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

This virus just breaks all the rules. - Thomas Scott

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

A squirrel is just a rat with a cuter outfit. - Sarah J. Parker

A girl with cotton stockings never sees a mouse. - American Proverb

A mouse never entrusts his life to only one hole. - Plautus

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

The mouse that fears the trap has already been trapped. - Marty Rubin

I love fools' experiments. I am always making them. - Charles Darwin

I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known. - Walt Disney

Mouse: An animal which strews its path with fainting women. - Ambrose Bierce

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

That picture with Lon Chaney - "Of Mouse And Men." - Archie Bunker

Worry is today's mice nibbling on tomorrow's cheese. - Unknown

Bras: The most unused household item during Quarantine 2021. - Unknown

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

People that hate cats will come back as mice in their next life. - Faith Resnick

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Heresies are experiments in man's unsatisfied search for truth. - H G Wells

All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

A lame cat is better than a swift horse when rats infest the palace. - Chinese Proverb

The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. - Steven Wright

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat. - Lily Tomlin

When rats leave a sinking ship, where exactly do they think they're going? - Douglas Gauck

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

It is better to be a mouse in a cat's mouth than a man in a lawyer's hands. - Spanish Proverb

We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is until we start giving it. - FDA Panel Member

Before you build a better mousetrap, it helps to know if there are any mice out there. - Mortimer B Zuckerman

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

All of us are guinea pigs in the laboratory of God. Humanity is just a work in progress. - Tennessee Williams

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

If a farmer fills his barn with grain, he gets mice; if he leaves it empty, he gets actors. - Bill Vaughan

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

If you call failures experiments, you can put them in your resume and claim them as achievements. - Mason Cooley

The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

Went to Disneyland because my daughter's obsessed with Mickey Mouse. She was so excited when I got home and told her. - Ryan Reynolds

Do not be too timid and squeamish about your actions. All life is an experiment. The more experiments you make the better. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

One of the simple but genuine pleasures in life is getting up in the morning and hurrying to a mouse trap you set the night before. - Kin Hubbard

The research rat of the future allows experimentation without manipulation of the real world. This is the cutting edge of modeling technology. - John Spencer


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