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Vaccination: An ouch of prevention - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Humanity is just a virus with shoes. - Bill Hicks

Leadership is a choice, not a position. - Stephen Covey

Vaccine: A microbe with his face washed - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Every choice you make has an end result. - Zig Ziglar

You must believe in free will; there is no choice. - Isaac Bashevis Singer

China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese. - Charles de Gaulle

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

The choice you make today will usually affect tomorrow. - Unknown

Happiness is a conscious choice, not an automatic response. - Mildred Barthel

Making no choice when we have to choose is itself a choice. - Amish Saying

A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies. - Oscar Wilde

Bras: The most unused household item during Quarantine 2021. - Unknown

In our rushing, bulls in china shops, we break our own lives. - Ann Voskamp

We can't predict what a virus we've never seen will do. - Marc Lipsitch

God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him. - Jim Elliot

There are three constants in life: change, choice and principles. - Stephen Covey

You can figure out what the villain fears by his choice of weapons. - Connie Brockway

We must all face the choice between what is right and what is easy. - Harry Potter And The Goblet Of Fire

The Republic of China - back in the Olympic Games for the first time. - David Coleman

It's easy to make your choice when all the cards are on the table. - Barry Bennett

Integrity, the choice between what's convenient and what's right. - Tony Dungy

Believe in what you want so much that it has no choice but to materialize. - Unknown

Quarantine: When a youth locks himself in his bedroom for months at a time - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

An individual's fate is not a matter of chance, but a matter of choice. - Unknown

I liked being a teenager, but I would not go back for all the tea in China. - Rob Lowe

We choose what attitudes we have right now. And it's a continuing choice. - John C. Maxwell

Life is never boring, but some people choose to be bored. Boredom is a choice. - Wayne W. Dyer

We have a choice every day regarding the attitude we will embrace for that day. - Charles R Swindoll

You never know how strong you are until being strong is the only choice you have. - Unknown

Getting knocked down in life is a given. Getting up and moving forward is a choice. - Zig Ziglar

We're never gonna learn about how safe the vaccine is until we start giving it. - FDA Panel Member

True happiness consists not in the multitude of friends, but in the worth and choice. - Ben Jonson

The history of free men is never really written by chance but by choice; their choice! - Dwight D Eisenhower

The single biggest threat to man's continued dominance on the planet is the virus. - Joshua Lederberg

Goals allow you to take control. Instead of living life by chance, you live by choice. - Kam Knight

Let choice whisper in your ear and love murmur in your heart. Be ready, here comes life. - Unknown

Wholehearted living is not a onetime choice. It is a process - the journey of a lifetime. - Brene Brown

Be miserable. Or motivate yourself. Whatever has to be done, it's always your choice. - Wayne Dyer

As a man in a relationship, you have a simple choice: You can be right or you can be happy. - Ralphie May

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

I want to have a bunch of kids so I can open a factory and have free labor. Beat that, China! - Jarod Kintz

Wise Husband: One who buys his wife such fine china she won't trust him to wash the dishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Like a bull into a china closet. Like in that picture, "The Prince and The Porpoise." - Archie Bunker

Your attitude can take you forward or your attitude can take you down. The choice is always yours. - Catherine Pulsifier

The choice to become a mother is the choice to become one of the greatest spiritual teachers there is. - Oprah Winfrey

The concept that vaccine-induced immunity is superior in any way to natural immunity is sheer nonsense. - Dr Steven Pelech

You have a choice in this world, I believe, about how to tell sad stories, and we made the funny choice. - John Green

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

We are each given a limitless capacity to love and attain wisdom. The extent we use these gifts is our choice. - Anthony Douglas

My big focus is China and OPEC and all of these countries that are just absolutely destroying the United States. - Donald Trump

150 people die every year from being hit by falling coconuts. Not to worry, drug makers are developing a vaccine. - Jim Carrey

Ninety-nine percent of the world's lovers are not with their first choice. That's what makes the jukebox play. - Willie Nelson

When the whole world is running towards a cliff, he who is running the opposite direction appears to have lost his mind. - C S Lewis

The 3 C's of life: Choices, Chances, Changes. You must make a choice to take a chance or your life will never change. - Unknown

You can never make the same mistake twice because the second time you make it, it's not a mistake, it's a choice. - Unknown

Always go with the choice that scares you the most, because that's the one that is going to require the most from you. - Caroline Myss

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

When was the last time anybody saw us beating, let's say, China in a trade deal? They kill us. I beat China all the time. - Donald Trump

Destiny is not a matter of chance; it is a matter of choice. It is not a thing to be waited for; it is a thing to be achieved. - William Jennings Bryan

Living in China has made me appreciate my own country, with its tiny, ethnically diverse population of unassuming donut-eaters. - Jan Wong

F-E-A-R has two meanings:
'Forget Everything And Run' or
'Face Everything And Rise.'
The choice is yours. - Zig Ziglar

I'll love you, dear, I'll love you till China and Africa meet and the river jumps over the mountain and the salmon sing in the street. - W H Auden

We can't control the world. We can only barely control our own reactions to it. Happiness is largely a choice, not a right or entitlement. - David C Hill

Our ancestors ... possessed a right, which nature has given to all men, of departing from the country in which chance, not choice has placed them. - Thomas Jefferson


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