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Less Severe Inflation

Mainstream Media tracks the Post-Great Recession Economy

Less Severe Inflation thanks to Robert Malone

Why can't we just print more money?

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No gold, no Holy Ghost. - Samuel Butler

Money is the best cosmetic. - International Proverb

Wisdom is better than gold or silver. - German Proverb

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

A fool and her money are soon courted. - Helen Rowland

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

We hold the dust and let the gold go free. - G K Chesterton

Yacht: a floating box you throw money into. - Unknown

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept. - Samuel Butler

If you marry for money you will earn every penny. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Money follows passion - not the other way around. - Unknown

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

To shorten winter, borrow some money due in spring. - W.J. Vogel

Don't marry for money, you can borrow it cheaper. - Scottish Saying

Inflation Index: A rise in the price of playing cards - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Money does not make you happy but it quiets the nerves. - Sean O Casey

Law of Inflation: Whatever goes up will go up some more. - Kin Hubbard

Being rich is having money, being wealthy is having time. - Stephen Swid

I don't like money, actually, but it quiets my nerves. - Joe Louis

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

By the time I have money to burn, my fire will have burnt out. - Unknown

I like my money right where I can see it: hanging in my closet. - Carrie Bradshaw

Britain's last gold medal was a bronze in 1952 in Helsinki. - Nigel Starmer-Smith

If a little money does not go out, great money will not come in. - Chinese Proverb

If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. - J Paul Getty

I made a killing on Wall Street a few years ago. I shot my broker. - Groucho Marx

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

A hundred wagonloads of thoughts will not pay a single ounce of debt. - Italian Proverb

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

There's only one thing money won't buy, and that's poverty. - Joe E Lewis

Whoever said money can't buy happiness didn't know where to shop. - Gertrude Stein

I don't think about financial success as the measurement of my success. - Christie Hefner

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Borrowed thoughts, like borrowed money, only show the poverty of the borrower. - Lady Marguerite Blessington

Happiness resides not in possessions, and not in gold, happiness dwells in the soul. - Democritus

A study of economics usually reveals that the best time to buy anything is last year. - Marty Allen

With money in your pocket, you are wise and you are handsome - and you sing well too. - Yiddish Proverb

It's not about money. It's about the people you have, and how you're led. - Steve Jobs

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

The principal benefit acting has afforded me is the money to pay for my psychoanalysis. - Marlon Brando

Giving money and power to government is like giving whiskey and car keys to teenage boys. - P.J. O'Rourke

Money can't buy you happiness... but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery. - Spike Milligan

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Never work just for money or power. They won't save your soul or help you sleep at night. - Marian Wright Edelman

Valentine's Day money-saving tip: Break up on February 13th, get back together on the 15th. - David Letterman

I actually lost 90 pounds over the course of 15 months in order to save money on life insurance. - Derek Kilmer

I work with gold that holds history, diamonds that see the future, and rubies that long for love. - Waris Ahluwalia

What can be added to the happiness of man who is in health, out of debt, and has a clear conscience? - Adam Smith

It is not the employer who pays wages; he only handles the money. It is the product that pays wages. - Henry Ford

Every two months, I would get an email, 'Skeleton Twins update: still don't have the money!' - Bill Hader

The true identity theft is not financial. It's not in cyberspace. It's spiritual. It's been taken. - Stephen Covey

Recommending gastric bypass as a national solution for our diabetes epidemic is bad medicine and bad economics. - Mark Hyman

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

My family didn't have a lot of money, and I'm grateful for that. Money is the longest route to happiness. - Evangeline Lilly

Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla. - Jim Bishop

People confuse amassing money with security, but it is not so. What a pity to confuse real security with making money. - Billy Graham

People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made. - Joan Rivers

Forgiveness is the economy of the heart. Forgiveness saves the expense of anger, the cost of hatred, the waste of spirits. - Hannah More

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

Habits are like financial capital - forming one today is an investment that will automatically give out returns for years to come. - Shawn Anchor

Money is like gasoline during a road trip. You don't want to run out of gas on your trip, but you're not doing a tour of gas stations. - Tim O'Reilly

Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't need to advertise it. - Will Rogers

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers

Commerce: A kind of transaction in which A plunders from B the goods of C, and for compensation B picks the pocket of D of money belonging to E. - Ambrose Bierce

Like all parents, my husband and I just do the best we can, and hold our breath and hope we've set aside enough money for our kids' therapy. - Michelle Pfeiffer


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