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The future of business is social. - Barry Libert

The media made it unsexy to be hairy. - Russell Peters

Networks: What a successful shrimper says - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Content is fire and social media is gasoline. - Jay Baer

We're not gossipping. We're networking. - Unknown

Social media are tools. Real time is a mindset. - David M. Scott

She poured a little social sewage into his ears. - George Meredith

Social media allows big companies to act small again. - Jay Baer

Jesus on Twitter would have been a pretty amazing thing. - Mark Batterson

Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

Anti-social behavior is a trait in a world full of conformists. - Nikola Tesla

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

If it’s the Psychic Network, why do they need a phone number? - Robin Williams

Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown

The first resistance to social change is to say it's not necessary. - Gloria Steinem

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

You will see that it is easier to go down the social ladder than to climb it. - Albert Camus

I wanted a man who wouldn't stray so I'm dating a guy on house arrest. - Kim Bove

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

People at Facebook are fairly used to the press being nice to us or not nice to us. - Mark Zuckerberg

Abundance: 1. Big party held in a bakery; 2. A social event held in a farm building. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politicians who complain about the media are like sailors who complain about the sea. - Enoch Powell

My twitter has become so powerful that I can actually make my enemies tell the truth. - Donald Trump

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

What is the most important key to success? Networking - two minds are better than one. - David Foster

When the media ask George Bush a question, he answers, "Can I use a lifeline?" - Robin Williams

Why do I have to follow CNN on Twitter? If I want to follow CNN, I can follow them on CNN. - Jon Stewart

The richest people in the world look for and build networks. Everyone else looks for work. - Robert Kiyosaki

Because the Empire controls the media, we can turn any news to the Emperor's advantage. - Daniel Wallace

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Put your energy into making things that are likeable, not some douchey social media strategy. - Matthew Inman

No matter what, the very first piece of social media real estate I'd start with is a blog. - Chris Brogan

Our goal is to make it so there's as little friction as possible to having a social experience. - Mark Zuckerberg

The way you can understand all of the social media is as the creation of a new kind of public space. - Danah Boyd

Networking is marketing. Marketing yourself, marketing your uniqueness, marketing what you stand for. - Christine Comaford-Lynch

I look at Google and think they have a strong academic culture. Elegant solutions to complex problems. - Mark Zuckerberg

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

There is not Communism or Marxism, but representative democracy and social justice in a well-planned economy. - Fidel Castro

The thing that we are trying to do at Facebook, is just help people connect and communicate more efficiently. - Mark Zuckerberg

Facebook just sounds like a drag, in my day seeing pictures of peoples vacations was considered a punishment. - Betty White

Idealism is like a castle in the air if it is not based on a solid foundation of social and political realism. - Claude McKay

I won't eat anything that has intelligent life, but I would gladly eat a network executive or a politician. - Marty Feldman

Pigeons are gentle and smart and have complex social relationships. Their hearing and vision are both excellent. - Ingrid Newkirk

If you can't even acknowledge that you have to fix social security, that's not a very good starting point. - Rob Portman

One of my big regrets is that Facebook hasn't had a major chance to shape the mobile operating system ecosystem. - Mark Zuckerberg

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Valentine's Day: Rubbing singles' noses in their lack of a mate and the noses of couples in their lack of time. - Emma McLaughlin

From sixdegrees to Friendster to Facebook, social networking has become a familiar and ubiquitous part of the Internet. - David Kirkpatrick

No real social change has ever been brought about without a revolution... revolution is but thought carried into action. - Emma Goldman

The basis of our partnership strategy and our partnership approach: We build the social technology. They provide the music. - Mark Zuckerberg

We need a data network that can easily carry voice, instead of what we have today, a voice network struggling to carry data. - Reed Hundt

Facebook is in a very different place than Apple, Google, Amazon, Samsung, and Microsoft. We are trying to build a community. - Mark Zuckerberg

I care about helping to address these problems of social cohesion and understanding what economic problems people think exist. - Mark Zuckerberg

The biggest mistake we see companies make when they first hit Twitter is to think about it as a channel to push out information. - Tim O'Reilly

A lot of times, I run a thought experiment: 'If I were not at Facebook, what would I be doing to make the world more open?' - Mark Zuckerberg

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Behind every question is a questioner. And behind every questioner is a network of assumptions, hurts, struggles, and often prejudices. - Ravi Zacharias

Social Security's not the hard one to solve. Medicare, that is the gorilla in the room, and you've got to put all of it on the table. - Joe Biden

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

For the past 10 years, corporations have been trained that they should use all the different media. But the Internet is becoming the umbrella. - Larry Weber

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel


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