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Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

Politics makes strange red-fellows. - Will Rogers

Crime does not pay as well as politics. - Alfred E. Newman

I do not mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy. - Samuel Butler

When spiders unite, they can tie down a lion. - Ethiopian Proverb

Ideas govern the world or throw it into chaos. - Auguste Comte

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Nothing is more important than independence and freedom. - Ho Chi Minh

The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

We live in a world in which politics has replaced philosophy. - Martin L. Gross

I believe that truth is the glue that holds government together. - Gerald R. Ford

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Ultimatum: In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Government of the people, by the people, and for the pursuit of happiness. - Archie Bunker

Democracy is a pathetic belief in the collective wisdom of individual ignorance. - H L Mencken

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done easily lying down. - Woody Allen

Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti

I'd be conceited if I said I could, but I'd be lying if I said I couldn't. - Rocky Marciano

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

An army of deer led by a lion is more to be feared than an army of lions led by a deer. - Philip II

Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it. - Mark Twain

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What we have to do, what at any rate it is our duty to do, is to revive the old art of Lying. - Oscar Wilde

Therefore, it is necessary to be a fox to discover the snares and a lion to terrify the wolves. - Niccolo Machiavelli

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

Democracy does not guarantee equality of conditions - it only guarantees equality of opportunity. - Irving Kristol

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

It's triple the Trump this season... I invited my children, Don Jr. and Ivanka into the boardroom. - Donald Trump

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

Fang can't stand to see trash & garbage lying around the house. He can't stand the competition. - Phyllis Diller

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

Parents should leave books lying around marked "forbidden" if they want their children to read. - Doris Lessing

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

For us in Russia, communism is a dead dog, while, for many people in the West, it is still a living lion. - Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn

We don't have inflation because we are living too well. We have it because government is living too well. - Ronald Reagan

Our whole constitutional heritage rebels at the thought of giving government the power to control men's minds. - Thurgood Marshall

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Politics: A strife of interests masquerading as a contest of principles. The conduct of public affairs for private advantage. - Ambrose Bierce

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

I am quite sure now that often in matters concerning religion and politics, a man's reasoning powers are not above the monkeys. - Mark Twain

Our future cannot depend on the government alone. The ultimate solutions lie in the attitudes and the actions of the American people. - Joe Biden

Be known for pleasing others, espcecially if you govern them... Ruling others has one advantage: you can do more good than anyone else. - Baltasar Gracian

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford

If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry that gets you, not the loss of sleep. - Dale Carnegie

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

Political correctness is about denial, usually in the weasel circumlocutory jargon which distorts and evades and seldom stands up to honest analysis. - George M Fraser


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