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MoneyPox

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MoneyPox thanks to Mel Hardman

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God gave me my money. - John D Rockefeller

That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Financial Dilemma: A bill pickle - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Vaccination: An ouch of prevention - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

When money speaks, truth keeps silent. - Russian Proverb

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Too much money ain't enough money. - Lil Wayne

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

Virtue has never as respectable as money. - Mark Twain

A TV licence is a licence to print money. - Roy Thomson

Don't marry for money; divorce for money. - Wendy Liebman

Education costs money. But then so does ignorance. - Claus Moser

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it. - Mark Twain

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money. - Bob Hope

A grandfather carries pictures where his money used to be. - Joe-kster

It's morally wrong to allow a sucker to keep his money. - WC Fields

When you ain't got no money, you gotta get an attitude. - Richard Pryor

What's the use of happiness? It can't buy you money. - Henny Youngman

If money is your hope for independence, you will never have it. - Henry Ford

A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart. - Jonathan Swift

The best way to ruin a comedy is to throw a lot of money at it. - Jay Leno

I spent all my money on a FAX machine. Now I can only FAX collect. - Steven Wright

Who marries for love without money has merry nights and sorry days. - Scottish Proverb

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back. - Oscar Wilde

I'm worth far too much money. I don't need anybody's money. - Donald Trump

I can remember way back when a liberal was generous with his own money. - Will Rogers

Boat: A hole in the water surrounded by wood into which one pours money - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The more money an American accumulates, the less interesting he becomes. - Gore Vidal

Business, that's easily defined - it's other people's money. - Peter F Drucker

A woman must have money and a room of her own if she is to write fiction. - Virginia Woolf

I am fiercely loyal to those willing to put their money where my mouth is. - Paul Harvey

There is no money in poetry, but then there is no poetry in money, either. - Robert Graves

I have enough money to last me the rest of my life, unless I buy something. - Jackie Mason

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Financial ruin from medical bills is almost exclusively an American disease. - Roul Turley

Money will say more in one moment than the most eloquent lover can in years. - Henry Fielding

There is a certain Buddhistic calm that comes from having money in the bank. - Tom Robbins

I want to be a millionaire not for the money but for the woman I will become. - Jaime Tardy

Here lies the body of Jonathan Blake.
Stepped on the gas instead of the brake. - Jonathan Blake

Money and success don't change people; they merely amplify what is already there. - Will Smith

The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it in your pocket. - Kin Hubbard

It's better to do nothing with your money than something you don't understand. - Suze Orman

Virus is a Latin word used by doctors to mean 'your guess is as good as mine'. - Bob Hope

Every sale has five basic obstacles: no need, no money, no hurry, no desire, no trust. - Zig Ziglar

If you want to find money, focus on people. If you want to lose people, focus on money. - Rob Liano

They say love is more important than money. Have you tried paying your bills with a hug? - Dave Chapelle

If you want to know what God thinks about money, just look at the people He gives it to. - Alexander Pope

No more massive injections. Tiny children are not horses - one vaccine at a time, over time. - Donald Trump

If you want your children to turn out well, spend twice as much time with them, and half as much money. - Abigail Van Buren

Money doesn't make you happy. I now have $50 million but I was just as happy when I had $48 million. - Arnold Schwarzenegger

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem. - Bill Vaughan

Advertising may be described as the science of arresting human intelligence long enough to get money from it. - Stephen Leacock

Why does not the Pope build St. Peter's with his own money, rather than with the money of poor believers? - Martin Luther

We are going as fast as we can as soon as we can. We're in a race against time, until we run out of money. - Jack Nicholson

Money was never a big motivation for me, except as a way to keep score. The real excitement is playing the game. - Donald Trump

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money. - G. Gordon Liddy

I went to the bank and reviewed my savings. I found out I have all the money I'll ever need if I die tomorrow. - Henny Youngman

We so often achieve success or financial independence after the chief reason for which we sought it has passed away. - Ellen Glasgow

A relationship without trust is like a car without gas. You can stay in it all you want, but it won't go anywhere. - Jay Shetty

Modern poets talk against business, poor things, but all of us write for money. Beginners are subjected to trial by market. - Robert Frost

Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea. - Woody Allen

Retirement is like a long vacation in Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it to the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money. - Jonathan Clements

A fruit is a vegetable with looks and money. Plus, if you let fruit rot, it turns into wine; something Brussels Sprouts never do. - P.J. O'Rourke

What's money? A man is a success if he gets up in the morning and goes to bed at night and in between does what he wants to do. - Bob Dylan

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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