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We're Not Gonna Take It

Standing up against Plandemic tyranny

We're Not Gonna Take It thanks to Freedom Fighters

United we stand, divided we fall - stand up and be counted!
"Had enough of 'vaccines' and boosters that don't work? It's time to end the mock 'Emergency Use Authorization for Covid' Act, and return to real and truthful observance of our Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, and U.S. Constitution Rights - after sending all 'Great Reset' instigators to their well-deserved reservations at the upcoming Nuremberg II Trials" - spokesperson for Freedom Fighters

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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

Liberty, Equality, Fraternity! - Unknown

Good government is good politics. - Richard J. Daley

There is no gambling like politics. - Benjamin Disraeli

In politics an absurdity is not a handicap. - Napoleon Bonaparte

From politics, it was an easy step to silence. - Jane Austen

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

Liberty is never being too sure you're right. - Learned Hand

If men were angels, no government would be necessary. - James Madison

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

There can be no wise politics without thought beforehand. - Annie Besant

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

Poetry is about the grief. Politics is about the grievance. - Robert Frost

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

It's so much easier to throw rocks than it is to govern. - Karen Bass

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

There is no such thing as part freedom: it is all or nothing. - Nelson Mandela

We have the best government in the world... that money can buy. - Mark Twain

War has rules, mud wrestling has rules - politics has no rules. - Ross Perot

It's a terrible shame that politics has become show business. - Sydney Pollack

To deceive a diplomat speak the truth, he has no experience with it. - Greek Proverb

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Ultimatum: In diplomacy, a last demand before resorting to concessions - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

Every woman dreams of her own political career and her own place in life. - Raisa M. Gorbachev

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent. - Abraham Lincoln

Never wear your best trousers when you go out to fight for freedom and truth. - Henrik Ibsen

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

Personally, I'm against political jokes. Too often they get elected to office. - Henny Youngman

Political success is the ability, when the inevitable occurs, to get credit for it. - Laurence J Peter

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants. - Thomas Jefferson

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams

Animals are like little children a bit. They're simple. They don't have politics driving them. - Annabelle Sabloff

A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. - Caskie Stinnett

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

The hardest thing about any political campaign is how to win without proving that you are unworthy of winning. - Theodor Adorno

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

If you put the federal government in charge of the Sahara Desert, in 5 years there'd be a shortage of sand. - Milton Friedman

Love, like democracy, can survive almost any attack - except neglect, indifference and maybe an arrow in the back. - Unknown

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

What is politics but persuading the public to vote for this and support that and endure these for the promise of those? - Gilbert Highet

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

If the government was as afraid of disturbing the consumer as it is of disturbing business, this would be some democracy. - Kin Hubbard

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

The most dangerous person of the world is a member of the United States Congress just home from a three-day fact-finding trip. - Johnny Isakson

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election. - Bill Vaughan

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi

Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of politics, philosophy, and literature than any number of dull arguments. - Isaac Asimov


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