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We're Not Gonna Take It

Standing up against Plandemic tyranny

We're Not Gonna Take It thanks to Freedom Fighters

United we stand, divided we fall - stand up and be counted!
"Had enough of 'vaccines' and boosters that don't work? It's time to end the mock 'Emergency Use Authorization for Covid' Act, and return to real and truthful observance of our Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms, and U.S. Constitution Rights - after sending all 'Great Reset' instigators to their well-deserved reservations at the upcoming Nuremberg II Trials" - spokesperson for Freedom Fighters

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Jazz is democracy in music. - Wynton Marsalis

Forgetfulness is a form of freedom. - Kahlil Gibran

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

In politics nothing is contemptible. - Benjamin Disraeli

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Information is the currency of democracy. - Unknown

In politics the middle way is none at all. - John Adams

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Political correctness is tyranny with manners. - Charlton Heston

Turn on to politics, or politics will turn on you. - Ralph Nader

Life without liberty is like a body without spirit. - Khalil Gibran

The Golden Rule has no place in a political campaign. - John J Ingalls

The cost of liberty is less than the price of repression. - W.E.B. Du Bois

Government always finds a need for whatever money it gets. - Ronald Reagan

Politics is for the present, but an equation is for eternity. - Albert Einstein

A society of sheep must in time beget a government of wolves. - Bertrand de Jouvenel

Diplomacy is to do and say the nastiest thing in the nicest way. - Isaac Goldberg

For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program. - Bob Wells

Men are governed only by serving them; the rule is without exception. - V. Cousin

The secret of happiness is freedom; the secret of freedom is courage. - Carrie Jones

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. - Robert Byrne

Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed. - Mao Zedong

To say nothing, especially when speaking, is half the art of diplomacy. - Will Durant

If I wished to punish a province, I would have it governed by philosophers. - Frederick The Great

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

I do have a political agenda. It's to have as few regulations as possible. - Dan Quayle

Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen

A good politician, under democracy, is quite as unthinkable as an honest burglar. - H L Mencken

The trouble with free elections is that you never know how they are going to turn out. - Vyacheslav Molotov

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary? - Marion Barry

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Officialese: A government language where you can understand the words, but not the sentences - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

Democracy must be something more than two wolves and a sheep voting on what to have for dinner. - James Bovard

What is the first part of politics? Education. The second? Education. And the third? Education. - Jules Michelet

I confess I enjoy democracy immensely. It is incomparably idiotic, and hence incomparably amusing. - H L Mencken

The single most exciting thing you encounter in government is competence, because it's so rare. - Daniel P Moynihan

Education makes a people easy to lead, but difficult to drive; easy to govern but impossible to enslave. - Henry Brougham

Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right? - Robert Orben

When governments become large, voters cannot exercise close oversight, otherwise known as political power. - Maggie Gallagher

I don't look for much to come out of government ownership as long as we have Democrats and Republicans. - Kin Hubbard

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses. - Victor Hugo

I believe in only one thing: liberty; but I do not believe in liberty enough to want to force it upon anyone. - H L Mencken

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. - Benjamin Franklin

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

Freedom is a personal and lonely battle; and one faces down the fears of today so that those of tomorrow might be engaged. - Alice Walker

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

I never considered a difference of opinion in politics, in religion, in philosophy, as cause for withdrawing from a friend. - Thomas Jefferson

Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly, and applying the wrong remedy. - Groucho Marx

When it comes to politics, I sit down on a sofa and grab some popcorn - or sometimes I crouch down in order not to get shot. - Sergey Galitsky

It is not in the nature of politics that the best men should be elected. The best men do not want to govern their fellowmen. - George MacDonald

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

A party of order or stability, and a party of progress or reform, are both necessary elements of a healthy state of political life. - John Stuart Mill

Papers say: 'Congress is deadlocked and can't act.' I think that is the greatest blessing that could befall this country. - Will Rogers

Politicians also have no leisure, because they are always aiming at something beyond political life itself, power and glory, or happiness. - Aristotle

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

The greater a man is in power above others, the more he ought to excel them in virtue. None ought to govern who is not better than the governed. - Publilius Syrus

Our ancestors believed in magic, prayers, trickery, browbeating and bullying. I think it would be fair to sum that up as 'Irish politics'. - Flann O'Brien

Between stimulus and response there is a space. In that space is our power to choose our response. In our response lies our growth and our freedom. - Viktor Frankl

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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