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Ostracism

Politician voted most destructive to the democratic process

Ostracism thanks to Robert Malone

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It was Greek to me. - William Shakespeare

Vote early and vote often. - Al Capone

Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Lawyers are natural politicians. - Clarence Darrow

Anxiety is the dizziness of freedom. - Soren Kierkegaard

Politics is the art of the possible. - Otto von Bismarck

Voters want a fraud they can believe in. - Will Durst

Everybody knows politics is a contact sport. - Barrack Obama

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

I love a dog. He does nothing for political reasons. - Will Rogers

The end move in politics is always to pick up a gun. - R Buckminster Fuller

I'm not a politician. I've only got one face. - Brendan Behan

The art of government is the organization of idolatry. - George Bernard Shaw

The secret of politics? Make a good treaty with Russia. - Otto von Bismarck

Self-government won't work without self-discipline. - Paul Harvey

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

There is no such thing as part freedom: it is all or nothing. - Nelson Mandela

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

Commitments the voters don’t know about can't hurt you. - Ogden Nash

An honest politician is one who when he's bought stays bought. - Simon Cameron

Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. - George Will

The most important political office is that of the private citizen. - Louis D. Brandeis

I am not a member of any organized political party. I am a Democrat. - Will Rogers

I wish the government would put a tax on pianos for the incompetent. - Edith Sitwell

A politician is a fellow who will lay down your life for his country. - Tex Guinan

Democracy is being allowed to vote for the candidate you dislike least. - Robert Byrne

Politics is the chloroform of the Irish people, or, rather the hashish. - Oliver St. John Gogarty

Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for. - Will Rogers

Vote for the man who promises least; he'll be the least disappointing. - Bernard Baruch

To lodge all power in one party and keep it there is to insure bad government. - Mark Twain

Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha

No science is immune to the infection of politics and the corruption of power. - Jacob Bronowski

Politics has become so expensive that it takes a lot of money even to be defeated. - Will Rogers

Either the government will be given to us or we shall seize it by marching on Rome. - Benito Mussolini

The fastest way for a politician to become an elder statesman is to lose an election. - Earl Wilson

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it's the government. - Woody Allen

Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build a bridge even where there is no river. - Nikita Khrushchev

A government big enough to give you everything you want, is strong enough to take everything you have. - Thomas Jefferson

Ex-Presidents of the United States get state subsidies. Not so in Russia. You get no government support. - Mikhail Gorbachev

Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev

The man who can make others laugh secures more votes for a measure than the man who forces them to think. - Malcolm de Chazal

Politicians are people who, when they see light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel. - John Quinton

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

Politics: Poli, a Latin word meaning "many"; and tics, meaning "bloodsucking creatures." - Robin Williams

If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them missionaries for dinner. - H L Mencken

Just because you do not take an interest in politics doesn't mean politics won't take an interest in you. - Pericles (430 B.C.)

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

In politics it is necessary either to betray one's country or the electorate. I prefer to betray the electorate. - Charles de Gaulle

It is inexcusable for scientists to torture animals; let them make their experiments on journalists and politicians. - Henrik Ibsen

Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry

In America you can go on the air and kid the politicians,
and the politicians can go on the air and kid the people. - Groucho Marx

Calculating how much carbon is absorbed by which forests and farms is a tricky task, especially when politicians do it. - Donella Meadows

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

Very few of these panic-mongers have any personal knowledge of the countries that are already under blackshirt government. - Lord Rothermere

It would be nice to spend billions on schools and roads, but right now that money is desperately needed for political ads. - Andy Borowitz

I'm not interested in cutting the feet off my characters or stretching them to make them fit my certain political view. - Margaret Atwood

None who have always been free can understand the terrible fascinating power of the hope of freedom to those who are not free. - Pearl S Buck

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

The nine most terrifying words in the English language are,
"I'm from the government and I'm here to help." - Ronald Reagan

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep. - Will Rogers


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