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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Sickness soaks the purse. - International Proverb

Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

Medicine is the best medicine. - Doctors Anonymous

Boredom is a sickness of the soul. - Unknown

Pain is temporary; quitting is forever. - Lance Armstrong

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

Happiness is health and a short memory. - Unknown

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

When lost, freedom is difficult to regain. - Slavomir Rawicz

Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Leaders don't inflict pain; they share pain. - Max Depree

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

Let food be thy medicine and medicine be thy food. - Hippocrates

Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer. - Joan Rivers

The wish for healing has always been half of health. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance. - Plato

Health insurance should be a given for every citizen. - Jesse Ventura

Champions expect pain, endure pain, and never complain. - Unknown

No man is a good doctor who has never been sick himself. - Chinese Proverb

The needle of our conscience is as good a compass as any. - Ruth Wolff

Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale

I greet you in the name of peace, democracy, and freedom. - Nelson Mandela

He who enjoys good health is rich, though he knows it not. - Italian Proverb

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

A smart mother makes often a better diagnosis than a poor doctor. - August Bier

The more you get past pain, the more it goes from coal to diamond. - Jodi Picoult

Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand

Out of suffering comes creativity. You cannot spell painting without pain. - John Lithgow

This is a sharp medicine, but it is a physician for all diseases and miseries. - Sir Walter Raleigh

Freedom is not worth having if it does not include the freedom to make mistakes. - Mahatma Gandhi

What is freedom of expression? Without the freedom to offend, it ceases to exist. - Salman Rushdie

My greatest pain in life is that I will never be able to see myself perform live. - Kanye West

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh

You purchase pain with all that joy can give and die of nothing but a rage to live. - Alexander Pope

It is easier for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle if it is lightly greased. - John Nesvig

Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires. - Bertrand Russell

I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Freedom, privileges, options, must constantly be exercised, even at the risk of inconvenience. - Jack Vance

You can judge your age by the amount of pain you feel when you come in contact with a new idea. - Pearl S. Buck

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I started out as a football player. I liked to inflict pain. In basketball, it was the same thing. - Shaquille O'Neal

The Christian's Bible is a drug store. Its contents remain the same, but the medical practice changes. - Mark Twain

Kindness and a generous spirit go a long way. And a sense of humor. It's like medicine - very healing. - Max Irons

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

God loves us too much to leave us alone to contend with the pain, guilt and loneliness of our present life. - Josh McDowell

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

In the sick room, ten cents' worth of human understanding equals ten dollars' worth of medical science. - Martin H. Fischer

The trouble with putting armor on is that, while it protects you from pain, it also protects you from pleasure. - Celeste Holm

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

God, who foresaw your tribulation, has specially armed you to go through it, not without pain but without stain. - C S Lewis

What some call health, if purchased by perpetual anxiety about diet, isn't much better than tedious disease. - Alexander Pope

Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Old age has a great sense of calm and freedom. When the passions have relaxed their hold you have escaped, not from one master, but from many. - Plato

What we lawyers want to do is to substitute courts for carnage, dockets for rockets, briefs for bombs, warrants for warheads, mandates for missiles. - George Rhyne

In other industries, value is defined by the ultimate stakeholder - the one who benefits, or not, from the service. We should do the same in medicine. - Dave deBronkart


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