QuotaBillsHealth food makes me sick. - Calvin Trillin
Maternity Hospital: An heirport - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
One doctor makes work for another. - English Proverb
Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid
Forgetfulness is a form of freedom. - Kahlil Gibran
The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard
When lost, freedom is difficult to regain. - Slavomir Rawicz
Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny
The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy
Always laugh when you can. It is cheap medicine. - Lord Byron
The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore
My doctor tells me I got a communications disease. - Archie Bunker
Why do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? - George Carlin
Surgeon: The person who was a cut-up at medical school - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whether a person is a male or female, a nurse is a nurse. - Gary Veale
Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain. - Charlie Chaplin
The patriot's blood is the seed of Freedom's tree. - Thomas Campbell
It is easy to stand a pain, but difficult to stand an itch. - Chang Ch'ao
If we become ill, modern medicine can work healing miracles. - Joseph B Wirthlin
If you ignore your health for long enough, it'll go away. - Unknown
We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis
There is no such thing as part freedom: it is all or nothing. - Nelson Mandela
Fond of lawsuits, little wealth; fond of doctors, little health. - Hebrew Proverb
Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner
My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they're in August. - Ronnie Shakes
Being in a good frame of mind helps one keep in the picture of health. - Unknown
Freedom (n.): To ask nothing. To expect nothing. To depend on nothing. - Ayn Rand
Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney
The pain I feel now is the happiness I had before. That's the deal. - C S Lewis
The great art of life is sensation; to feel that we exist, even in pain. - Lord Byron
Find a place inside where there's joy, and the joy will burn out the pain. - Joseph Campbell
Inner freedom is not guided by our efforts; it comes from seeing what is true. - Buddha
This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill
Airplane travel is nature's way of making you look like your passport photo. - Al Gore
Just living is not enough. One must have sunshine, freedom, and a little flower. - Hans Christian Andersen
If you look like your passport photo, then in all probability you need the journey. - Earl Wilson
Freedom from the desire for an answer is essential to the understanding of a problem. - J Krishnamurti
Everybody has losses - it's unavoidable in life. Sharing our pain is very healing. - Isabel Allende
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
Having insurance doesn't guarantee good health outcomes, but it is a critical factor. - Irwin Redlener
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright
I wonder why you can always read a Doctor's bill but you can never read his prescription. - Finley Peter Dunne
Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke
Sewing Circle: 1. Where friendship hangs by a thread; 2. A group of women who needle each other. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer
Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson
The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno
Pain is a sign that we are alive. Problems are a sign that we are strong. Prayer is a sign that we are not alone. - Unknown
Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree that has lost the faculty of putting out blossoms. - Mark Twain
A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley
The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler
The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers
Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci
You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie
'Psychotherapy' is a private, confidential conversation that has nothing to do with illness, medicine, or healing. - Thomas Szasz
Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld
Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
The pain started years ago, but I'd lived with it for so long at that point that I'd accepted it as an inevitable part of me. - Ashley Wallis
A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich
When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield