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Home Grown Security Threat

Trudeau invokes Emergencies Act to shut down Canadian protests

Home Grown Security Threat thanks to Robert Malone

Trudeau declares state of emergency over legal, peaceful protests against Covid-19 Mandates by the Canadian Trucker Convoy

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I look at Canada like a second home. - Prince Andrew

If you've got a talent, protect it. - Jim Carrey

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

Canada's the best country in the world. - Justin Bieber

Heresy is another word for freedom of thought. - Graham Greene

The best road to progress is freedom's road. - John F Kennedy

Freedom is nothing else but a chance to be better. - Albert Camus

Too much freedom can lead to the soul's decay. - Prince

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Canada has always been there to help people who need it. - Justin Trudeau

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

There is no security in this life. There is only opportunity. - Douglas MacAurthur

Canada has never been a melting pot; more like a tossed salad. - Arnold Edinborough

Time misspent in youth is sometimes all the freedom one ever has. - Anita Brookner

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

I love Canadians because I don't see very much racism in Canada. - Patti LaBelle

The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government. - Edward Abbey

The road to freedom must be uphill, even if it is arduous and frustrating. - Andrew Goodman

The conventional view serves to protect us from the painful job of thinking. - John Kenneth Galbraith

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

This is your victory! It is the victory of the cause of freedom in every land. - Winston Churchill

Idealism, alas, does not protect one from ignorance, dogmatism, and foolishness. - Sidney Hook

Security is mostly a superstition. Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. - Helen Keller

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

As far as single payer, it works in Canada. It works incredibly well in Scotland. - Donald Trump

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

We have within us an extraordinary capacity for love, joy, and unshakable freedom. - Jack Kornfield

Canada is the only country in the world that knows how to live without an identity. - Marshall McLuhan

I wear a fun sock when I travel to give the security staff a well-deserved chuckle. - Chelsea Peretti

Real joy seems to me almost as unlike security or prosperity as it is unlike agony. - C S Lewis

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

Freedom rings when you realize you can become what you never thought you could become. - Richie Norton

Of all the tasks of government, the most basic is to protect its citizens from violence. - John Foster Dulles

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away. - Jack Nicholson

South Africa is the most beautiful country I have been to. Canada is also hugely underrated. - Honor Blackman

Why is America the last best hope of Earth? What if it's Liechtenstein? Or, worse, Canada? - Sarah Vowell

Coming from Canada, being a writer and Jewish as well, I have impeccable paranoia credentials. - Mordecai Richler

There is freedom in forgiveness, and it's not that hard to do once you get into the habit. - Dana Perino

Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme

I do not think there is any silver bullet to solving the technology side of the security equation. - John W. Thompson

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose. - Thornton Wilder

I can remember when Democrats believed that it was the duty of America to fight for freedom over tyranny. - Zell Miller

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

A man may be a pessimistic determinist before lunch, and an optimistic believer in the will's freedom after it. - Aldous Huxley

Canada has given us John Candy and Martin Short and Bill Shatner and Lord knows how many other wonderful performers. - Jamie Farr

I love Canada. It makes a nice hat for America. When America runs out of water, it's the first place I'll go. - Ryan Reynolds

The nice thing about being detained in Canada is it's like being in a Days Inn; it's very clean and very nice. - Bill Ayers

Lock up your libraries if you like; but there is no gate, no lock, no bolt that you can set upon the freedom of my mind. - Virginia Woolf

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me. I said, "Well, what do you need?" - Steven Wright

Most people do not really want freedom, because freedom involves responsibility, and most people are frightened of responsibility. - Sigmund Freud

Let me put it this way. Canada is not so much a country as a holding tank filled with the disgruntled progeny of defeated peoples. - Mordecai Richler

I have a maple leaf tattoo over my heart, quite literally, and my two favorite things on Earth are being in Canada and making movies. - Jay Baruchel

A mere 40 years ago, beach volleyball was just beginning. No bureaucrat would have invented it, and that's what freedom is all about. - Newt Gingrich

I come bearing an olive branch in one hand, and the freedom fighter's gun in the other. Do not let the olive branch fall from my hand. - Yasser Arafat

Love as powerful as your mother's for you leaves its own mark ... to have been loved so deeply ... will give us some protection forever. - J K Rowling


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