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Trudeau invokes Emergencies Act to shut down Canadian protests

Home Grown Security Threat thanks to Robert Malone

Trudeau declares state of emergency over legal, peaceful protests against Covid-19 Mandates by the Canadian Trucker Convoy

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Canada is hockey. - Mike Weir

Canada and space are a natural fit. - Marc Garneau

The freedom of birds is an insult to me. - Cormac McCarthy

The only certain freedom's in departure. - Robert Frost

Forgiveness is the key to action and freedom. - Hannah Arendt

Canada has two emblems - the beaver and the maple. - John W. Dawson

Those who trade liberty for security have neither. - John Adams

Freedom of the press is limited to those who own one. - A.J. Liebling

You have freedom when you're easy in your harness. - Robert Frost

Only our individual faith in freedom can keep us free. - Dwight D Eisenhower

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. - Ed Howe

Lawyers are men whom we hire to protect us from lawyers. - Elbert Hubbard

Canada is like a loft apartment over a really great party. - Robin Williams

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

We know the road to freedom has always been stalked by death. - Angela Davis

There is no such thing as part freedom: it is all or nothing. - Nelson Mandela

They may take our lives, but they'll never take our freedom. - William Wallace

You have to know a man awfully well in Canada to know his surname. - John Buchan

For our immediate family and relatives, Canada was a land of opportunity. - Sidney Altman

I used to go missing a lot... Miss Canada, Miss United Kingdom, Miss World. - George Best

Freedom of the press is useless when people do not understand what they read. - Gerald F Lieberman

In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin

In the last analysis, our only freedom is the freedom to discipline ourselves. - Bernard Baruch

I saw a notice which said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started. - Brendan Behan

North of the 49th parallel we value equality; south of it, they treasure freedom. - Michael Adams

I came from Canada, where it's freezing cold for seven months out of the year. - Rachelle Lefevre

A nation which makes the final sacrifice for life and freedom does not get beaten. - Kemal Ataturk

It is true greatness to have in one the frailty of a man and the security of a god. - Lucius Annaeus Seneca

Age does not protect you from love. But love, to some extent, protects you from age. - Jeanne Moreau

I love Canada. I am from Canada. I will bash the Canadian government but never Canada. - Jason Priestley

People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid. - Soren Kierkegaard

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Nothing changes the gender equation more significantly than women's economic freedom. - Gloria Steinem

I love working in Canada. The ovation is great. It makes me feel like I'm the top dog. - Owen Hart

If crime fighters fight crime and fire fighters fight fire, what do freedom fighters fight? - George Carlin

At no time is freedom of speech more precious than when a man hits his thumb with a hammer. - Marshall Lumsden

We are driven by five genetic needs: survival, love and belonging, power, freedom, and fun. - William Glasser

Freedom in general may be defined as the absence of obstacles to the realization of desires. - Bertrand Russell

The game is played not to protect the rules; rather, the rules are made to protect the game. - Ravi Zacharias

I cannot think of any need in childhood as strong as the need for a father's protection. - Sigmund Freud

We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves. - Prince Philip

If we do not believe in freedom of speech for those we despise, we do not believe in it at all. - Noam Chomsky

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

The more decisions that you are forced to make alone, the more you are aware of your freedom to choose. - Thornton Wilder

Freedom is man's capacity to take a hand in his own development. It is our capacity to mold ourselves. - Rollo May

Freedom is like drink. If you take any at all, you might as well take enough to make you happy for a while. - Finley P Dunne

My parents live in a retirement community, which is basically a minimum-security prison with a golf course. - Joel Warshaw

Loving someone is a loss of freedom - but one doesn't think of it as loss because one gains so much else. - Erica Jong

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

Tariff: A scale of taxes on imports, designed to protect the domestic producer against the greed of his consumer. - Ambrose Bierce

I have a huge interest in hockey because I grew up in Canada, where it's kind of the law that you love hockey. - Matthew Perry

Canada's political parties spend a few years in opposition and then govern as if it's permanent payback time. - Bob Rae

Of course God knew what would happen if they used their freedom the wrong way: apparently, He thought it worth the risk. - C S Lewis

Happiness is being content with what you have, living in freedom and liberty, having a good family life and good friends. - Divyanka Tripathi

Freedom is a personal and lonely battle; and one faces down the fears of today so that those of tomorrow might be engaged. - Alice Walker

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

My dream is for people around the world to look up and to see Canada like a little jewel sitting at the top of the continent. - Tommy Douglas

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

We are faced with the paradoxical fact that education has become one of the chief obstacles to intelligence and freedom of thought. - Bertrand Russell

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

Canada is like an old cow. The West feeds it. Ontario and Quebec milk it. And you can well imagine what it's doing in the Maritimes. - Tommy Douglas

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

Ultimately, America's answer to the intolerant man is diversity, the very diversity which our heritage of religious freedom has inspired. - Robert F. Kennedy


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