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WEF Social Responsibility

Expanding the gap between Rich and Mega-Rich

WEF Social Responsibility thanks to Robert Malone

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Whoever is rich is my brother. - Russian Proverb

Networks: What a successful shrimper says - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No man is rich enough to buy back his past. - Oscar Wilde

The rich are different - they have more money. - Ernest Hemingway

The rich man has more relations than he knows. - French Proverb

When the rich make war it's the poor that die. - Jean-Paul Sartre

Ah, if the rich were rich as the poor fancy riches. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Not he who has much is rich, but he who gives much. - Erich Fromm

To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance. - Oscar Wilde

A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller

Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown

Many an optimist has become rich by buying out a pessimist. - Robert G. Allen

The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas

Few rich men own their own property. The property owns them. - Robert G Ingersoll

My Golden Rule of Networking is simple: Don't keep score. - Harvey Mackay

You can't get rich in politics unless you're a crook. - Harry S Truman

No warning can save a people determined to grow suddenly rich. - Lord Overstone

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person. - Mark Zuckerberg

If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown

Life is a rich strain of music, suggesting a realm too fair to be. - George William Curtis

I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson

The media landscape of the present day is a map in search of a territory. - J.G. Ballard

Any dictator would admire the uniformity and obedience of the U.S. media. - Noam Chomsky

Gentility is what is left over from rich ancestors after the money is gone. - John Ciardi

Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore

Even in journeys like Facebook, we've had some very serious ups and downs. - Mark Zuckerberg

New media is like a megaphone. It amplifies your ability to reach more people. - Mark Batterson

Mexico: where life is cheap, death is rich, and the buzzards are never unhappy. - Edward Abbey

The problem with beauty is that it's like being born rich and getting poorer. - Joan Collins

Google+ is the gym of social networking: we all join, but nobody actually uses it. - Unknown

A person is happiest whether they be rich or poor, when there is peace in their home. - Unknown

What really motivates people at Facebook is building stuff that they're proud of. - Mark Zuckerberg

Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton

Love and respect are the most important aspects of parenting, and of all relationships. - Jodie Foster

The next time you hear a social media myth, question it. Ask for the proof, and ask out loud. - Dan Zarrella

Institutions that once had to go through media to deliver information are now themselves media. - Andrew Nachison

Somehow a bachelor never quite gets over the idea that he is a thing of beauty and a boy forever. - Helen Rowland

Flour and butter, cream and sugar, words and images - all the ingredients for a rich, tasty story. - Rona Simmons

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

The main Facebook usage is so big. About 20 percent of the time people spend on their phone is on Facebook. - Mark Zuckerberg

Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle, than for a rich man to enter into the kingdom of God. - Mark 10:25

Gold and diamonds are nice, but clean, crisp, controlled water has long been the preeminent hallmark of the rich. - Anthony Doerr

It is a good thing to be rich and a good thing to be strong, but it is a better thing to be loved by many friends. - Euripides

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Keeping books on social aid is capitalistic nonsense. I just use the money for the poor. I can't stop to count it. - Evita Peron

Foreign aid might be defined as a transfer of money from poor people in rich countries to rich people in poor countries. - Douglas Casey

And so the abnormal is now normal in entertainment, because the normal is treated as subnormal in the world of the media. - Ravi Zacharias

Call it a clan, call it a network, call it a tribe, call it a family. Whatever you call it, whoever you are, you need one. - Jane Howard

There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown

It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose

In Japan, animation is a big part of your media diet. I moved out to Los Angeles at 9, and when I got homesick, I would watch anime. - Hiro Murai

Behind every question is a questioner. And behind every questioner is a network of assumptions, hurts, struggles, and often prejudices. - Ravi Zacharias

I don't get along with rich people. I get along with the middle class and the poor people better than I get along with the rich people. - Donald Trump

Be careful to leave your sons well instructed rather than rich, for the hopes of the instructed are better than the wealth of the ignorant. - Epictetus

In ordinary life we hardly realize that we receive a great deal more than we give and that it is only with gratitude that life becomes rich. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer

Facebook was not originally created to be a company. It was built to accomplish a social mission - to make the world more open and connected. - Mark Zuckerberg

When I started Facebook from my dorm room in 2004, the idea that my roommates and I talked about all the time was a world that was more open. - Mark Zuckerberg

The media have provided the Devil with perhaps the greatest opportunity accorded him since Adam and Eve were turned out of the Garden of Eden. - Malcolm Muggeridge

It is a matter of whether one wants to get rich or be rich. We can be rich in Christ Jesus or perhaps get rich in Egypt, but we cannot do both. - Vance Havner

The Law, in its majestic equality, forbids the rich, as well as the poor, to sleep under the bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal bread. - Anatole France

Social media is about friending someone so they'll invite you to a party or get you a job. If that's the work, Snapchat is the playground. - Evan Spiegel

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx


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