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Trudeau Joins NDP Party thanks to Barry McCartney

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All politics is local. - Thomas P O'Neil

Freedom is from within. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Man is by nature a political animal. - Aristotle

To receive a benefit is to sell your liberty. - Laberius

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

The human race is governed by its imagination. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Most bad government results from too much government. - Thomas Jefferson

Bulldozing: Going to sleep during a political speech. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

American freedom consists largely in talking nonsense. - Ed Howe

We cannot defend freedom abroad by deserting it at home. - Edward R. Murrow

Sudafed: Brought litigation against a government official - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The greatest threat to freedom is the absence of criticism. - Wole Soyinka

If society fits you comfortably enough, you call it freedom. - Robert Frost

I know but one freedom, and that is the freedom of the mind. - Antoine de Saint-Exupery

I don't go around signin' no political documentaries. - Archie Bunker

Democracy becomes a government of bullies tempered by editors. - Ralph Waldo Emerson

Democracy! Bah! When I hear that word I reach for my feather Boa. - Allen Ginsberg

The sad duty of politics is to establish justice in a sinful world. - Reinhold Niebuhr

Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. - George Will

Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week. - Will Rogers

Once a man has tasted freedom, he will never be content to be a slave. - Walt Disney

We would all like to vote for the best man but he is never a candidate. - Kin Hubbard

In politics, madame, you need two things: friends, but above all an enemy. - Brian Mulroney

A country cannot subsist well without liberty, nor liberty without virtue. - Daniel Webster

Democracy is when the indigent, and not the men of property, are the rulers. - Aristotle

Government can't give us anything without depriving us of something else. - Henry Hazlitt

The police force cannot be completely independent of the executive government. - P Chidambaram

Liberty is the right to do what I like; license, the right to do what you like. - Bertrand Russell

Democracy is the process by which people choose the man who'll get the blame. - Bertrand Russell

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul. - George Bernard Shaw

Idealism is the noble toga that political gentlemen drape over their will to power. - Aldous Huxley

Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business. - Tom Robbins

The election is not very far off when a candidate can recognize you across the street. - Kin Hubbard

Passover affirms the great truth that liberty is the inalienable right of every human being. - Morris Joseph

Politics is for people who have a passion for changing life but lack a passion for living it. - Tom Robbins

In Pierre Elliott Trudeau, Canada has at last produced a political leader worthy of assassination. - Irving Layton

So, if we lie to the government, it's a felony.
But if they lie to us, it's politics. - Bill Murray

If liberty means anything at all, it means the right to tell people what they do not want to hear. - George Orwell

Good thing we've still got politics in Texas - finest form of free entertainment ever invented. - Molly Ivins

Government, even in its best state, is but a necessary evil; in its worst state, an intolerable one. - Thomas Paine

Why pay money to have your family tree traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you. - Unknown

Trudeau's contribution was not to build Canada but to destroy it, and I had to come in and save it. - Brian Mulroney

Folks who don't know why America is the Land of Promise should be here during an election campaign. - Milton Berle

Democracy is the theory that the common people know what they want, and deserve to get it good and hard. - H L Mencken

Those who expect to reap the blessings of freedom, must, like men, undergo the fatigues of supporting it. - Thomas Paine

Government is the great fiction, through which everybody endeavors to live at the expense of everybody else. - Frederic Bastiat

When government accepts responsibility for people, then people no longer take responsibility for themselves. - George Pataki

One of the key problems today is that politics is such a disgrace, good people don't go into government. - Donald Trump

Relying on the government to protect your privacy is like asking a peeping tom to install your window blinds. - John P Barlow

The crime problem in New York is getting really serious. The other day the Statue of Liberty had both hands up. - Jay Leno

The only security men can have for their political liberty, consists in keeping their money in their own pockets. - Lysander Spooner

Harold MacMillan is a very intelligent man, who, as so often happens in politics, achieved supreme power too late. - Malcolm Muggeridge

Politics is the only business where doing nothing other than making the other guy look bad is an acceptable outcome. - Mark Warner

Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and leave the whole field to private industry. - Joseph Heller

One lesson you better learn if you want to be in politics is that you never go out on a golf course and beat the President. - Lyndon B. Johnson

Men want the same thing from their underwear that they want from women: a little bit of support, and a little bit of freedom. - Jerry Seinfeld

It was revealed in a government survey published today that the Prime Minister is doing the work of two men, Laurel and Hardy. - Ronnie Corbett

America will never be destroyed from the outside. If we falter and lose our freedom, it will be because we destroyed ourselves. - Abraham Lincoln

In general, the art of government consists of taking as much money as possible from one party of the citizens to give to the other. - Voltaire

Politics is supposed to be the second oldest profession. I have come to realize that it bears a very close resemblance to the first. - Ronald Reagan

Posterity! You will never know how much it cost the present generation to preserve your freedom! I hope you will make a good use of it. - John Adams

I've never understood why people consider youth a time of freedom and joy. It's probably because they have forgotten their own. - Margaret Atwood

When I am abroad, I always make it a rule never to criticize or attack the government of my country. I make up for lost time when I am at home. - Winston Churchill

I once said to my father, when I was a boy, 'Dad we need a third political party.' He said to me, 'I'll settle for a second.' - Ralph Nader

Being in politics is like being a football coach; you have to be smart enough to understand the game, and dumb enough to think it's important. - Eugene McCarthy


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