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That virus is a pussycat. - Peter Duesberg

Peace is always beautiful. - Walt Whitman

I love peace more than life. - John Wilkes Booth

Vaccination: An ouch of prevention - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I'd kill for a Nobel Peace Prize. - Steven Wright

Language is a virus from outer space. - William S Burroughs

Peace is the only battle worth waging. - Albert Camus

We will not have peace by afterthought. - Norman Cousins

Love is a great wrecker of peace of mind. - Susan Cheever

Ambition is the grand enemy of all peace. - John Cowper Powys

IN GOD WE TRUST: All others we virus scan - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

There never was a good war or a bad peace. - Benjamin Franklin

Peace is preferable to a place in history. - Justo P Benitez

There is no way to peace. Peace is the way. - A.J. Muste

If you want peace, you must work for justice. - Pope Paul VI

Find inner peace? I looked; it wasn't there. - Bob Geldorf

The more bombers, the less room for doves of peace. - Nikita Khrushchev

Every time somebody gets the Ebola virus, it mutates. - Glenn Beck

War is only a cowardly escape from the problems of peace. - Thomas Mann

Courage is the price that life exacts for granting peace. - Amelia Earhart

Peace and a well-built house cannot be bought too dearly. - Danish Proverb

We are going to have peace even if we have to fight for it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Love is like a virus. It can happen to anybody at any time. - Maya Angelou

Do not let the behavior of others destroy your inner peace. - Dalai Lama

What a beautiful fix we are in now; peace has been declared. - Napoleon Bonaparte

Bras: The most unused household item during Quarantine 2021. - Unknown

Quiet is peace. Quiet is turning down the volume knob on life. - Khaled Hosseini

As the French used to say, "the peace of resistance." - Archie Bunker

I can have peace of mind only when I forgive rather than judge. - Gerald Jampolsky

Plant the seed of meditation and reap the fruit of peace of mind. - Unknown

Good humor is one of the preservatives of our peace and tranquility. - Thomas Jefferson

Real Peace is always unshakable... Bliss is unchanged by gain or loss. - Yogi Bhajan

Peace cannot be kept by force; it can only be achieved by understanding. - Albert Einstein

Those who love peace must learn to organize as well as those who love war. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

May you have warmth in your igloo, oil in your lamp, and peace in your heart. - Eskimo Proverb

Courage, moderation, self-control - above all, the peace of a contented mind. - Lillian Watson

Dr Donne's verses are like the peace of God - they pass all understanding. - James I

True peace is not merely the absence of tension; it is the presence of justice. - Martin Luther King, Jr.

Ignorance is a virus. Once it starts spreading, it can only be cured by reason. - Neil Tyson

When you see the world through serene eyes, you generate peace wherever you go. - Jerry Dorsman

For I remember it is Easter morn, and life and love and peace are all new born. - Alice F Palmer

The day the power of love overrules the love of power, the world will know peace. - Mahatma Gandhi

All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown

If they want peace, nations should avoid the pin-pricks that precede cannon-shots. - Napoleon Bonaparte

The ocean, the desert, and the jungle are the last strongholds and resorts of peace. - P C Wren

Equine Influenza: A viral respiratory disease which causes flu-like symptoms in horses - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

It is so easy to break down and destroy. The heroes are those who make peace and build. - Nelson Mandela

Hope is like peace. It is not a gift from God. It is a gift only we can give one another. - Elie Wiesel

No compromise with the main purpose, no peace till victory, no pact with unrepentant wrong. - Winston Churchill

I took a speed reading course and read "War and Peace" in twenty minutes. It involves Russia. - Woody Allen

How beautiful upon the mountains are the feet of him that bringeth good tidings, that publisheth peace. - Isaiah 52:7

Contracting COVID19 is not a death sentence. So, maintain social distancing and wash your hands frequently. - Abhijit Naskar

To me, it's that incredible sense of belonging and peace within your own self and heart that really is joy. - Goldie Hawn

Halloween is a day in which some people choose to wear a mask, while others finally feel safe to take theirs off. - Steve Maraboli

You have to do something in your life that is honorable and not cowardly if you are to live in peace with yourself. - Larry Brown

Success isn't measured by money or power or social rank. Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. - Mike Ditka

Peace is not something you wish for; it's something you make, something you do, something you are, something you give away. - Unknown

For I know the thoughts that I think toward you, says the Lord. Thoughts of peace and not of evil, to give you a future and a hope. - Bible

It is easier to lead men to combat, stirring up their passion, than to restrain them and direct them toward the patient labors of peace. - Andre Gide

Peace is a daily, a weekly, a monthly process, gradually changing opinions, slowly eroding old barriers, quietly building new structures. - John F Kennedy

Nature is one of the most underutilized treasures in life. It has the power to unburden hearts and reconnect to that inner place of peace. - Janice Anderson

We have believed - and we do believe now - that freedom is indivisible, that peace is indivisible, that economic prosperity is indivisible. - Indira Gandhi

When you forgive a wrongdoing, you give yourself peace of mind; you can go about your life with a feeling of serenity and be grateful again. - Unknown

Lord, make me an instrument of thy peace. Where there is hatred, let me sow love. Where there is injury, pardon. Where there is doubt, faith. - Francis of Assisi

Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best to become the best you are capable of becoming. - John Wooden


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