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Work Rules

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Work Rules thanks to Andre Boysen

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The work praises the man. - Irish Proverb

He's done an amazing job. - Donald Trump

Work to ride and ride to work. - Unknown

The days you work are the best days. - Georgia O'Keeffe

Work: The thing that interferes with golf. - Frank Dane

An ounce of work is worth a ton of wishing. - Amish Saying

The job of an actor is disclosure, not pretence. - Max Reinhardt

All work and no plagiarism makes for dull sermons. - Henry Ward Beecher

It's a poor rule that won't work both ways. - Frederick Douglass

Without great solitude no serious work is possible. - Pablo Picasso

Many people set rules to keep from making decisions. - Mike Krzyzewski

Nursing would be a dream job if there were no doctors. - Gerhard Kocher

Formula for success: rise early, work hard, strike oil. - J Paul Getty

I do not like work, even when somebody else is doing it. - Mark Twain

When your work speaks for itself, don’t interrupt. - Henry J. Kaiser

You do your best work if you do a job that makes you happy. - Bob Ross

Work and struggle, and never accept an evil that you can change. - Andre Gide

Hard work has made it easy. That is my secret. That is why I win. - Nadia Comaneci

Work before pleasure - for there is no real pleasure without work. - Unknown

Amateurs wait for inspiration. The real pros get up and go to work. - Harvey Mackay

The best way to appreciate your job is to imagine yourself without one. - Oscar Wilde

The secrets of success are a good wife and a steady job. My wife told me. - Howard Nemerov

My uncle is in trouble with his union. They caught him working on the job. - Joey Adams

I believe in rules. If there weren't any rules, how could you break them? - Leo Durocher

I read the book of Job last night. I don't think God comes out well in it. - Virginia Woolf

The closest I ever came to perfection was when I filled out a job application. - Phil Callaway

Leadership is the art of giving people a platform for spreading ideas that work. - Seth Godin

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

I believe in moderation. I work on genealogy only on days that end in 'y'. - Richard Thiesen

When you work the buttons here, see, it develops what ya call the digitalis skills. - Archie Bunker

Music is the only thing I've ever known that doesn't have any rules at all. - Josh Homme

Pray as though everything depended on God. Work as though everything depended on you. - Saint Augustine

Work hard. Rock hard. Eat hard. Sleep hard. Grow big. Wear glasses if you need 'em. - Webb Wilder

It's all right to be afraid. You just don't let it stop you from doing your job. - Jim Butcher

Work for the Lord. The pay isn't much, but the retirement plan is out of this world. - Unknown

A first-rate laboratory is one in which mediocre scientists can produce outstanding work. - Patrick M.S. Blackett

Children are not a distraction for more important work. They are the most important work. - C S Lewis

We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers

Be regular and orderly in your life, so that you may be violent and original in your work. - Gustave Flaubert

Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their level of incompetence. - Lawrence J Peter

Good Secretary: A stenographer who must think like a man, act like a lady, and work like a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

The best work that anybody ever writes is the work that is on the verge of embarrassing him, always. - Arthur Miller

To me, job titles don't matter. Everyone is in sales. It's the only way we stay in business. - Harvey Mackay

Hard work is the soundest investment. It provides a neat security for your widow's next husband. - Unknown

Results! Why, man, I have gotten a lot of results. I know several thousand things that won't work. - Thomas Edison

He inherited some good instincts from his Quaker forebears but by diligent hard work, he overcame them. - James Reston

I don't want to achieve immortality through my work. I want to achieve immortality through not dying. - Woody Allen

If you are in the job for glamour, you're in for the shock of your life. The media is a huge shark pool. - Trisha Goddard

Can we be casual in the work of God—casual when the house is on fire, and people in danger of being burned? - Duncan Campbell

Too often, sales reps simply regurgitate their presentations and expect to land the sale. It doesn't work. - Harvey Mackay

One machine can do the work of a hundred ordinary men, but no machine can do the work of one extraordinary man. - Elbert Hubbard

If you do a good job for others, you heal yourself at the same time, because a dose of joy is a spiritual cure. - Ed Sullivan

Nighttime is really the best time to work. All the ideas are there to be yours because everyone else is asleep. - Catherine O'Hara

I had a job selling hearing aids from door to door. It wasn't easy, because your best prospects never answered. - Bob Monkhouse

People who work crossword puzzles know that if they stop making progress, they should put the puzzle down for a while. - Marilyn vos Savant

Talent is cheaper than table salt. What separates the talented individual from the successful one is a lot of hard work. - Stephen King

And we know that all things work together for good to them that love God, to them who are the called according to his purpose. - Romans 8:28

If you want small changes in your life, work on your attitude. But if you want big and primary changes, work on your paradigm. - Stephen Covey

Here's good advice for practice: go into partnership with nature; she does more than half the work and asks none of the fee. - Martin H. Fischer

There is nothing more inspiring than having a mind unfold before you. Let people teach who have a calling. It is never just a job. - Abraham Kaplan

Whatever success I may have attained is due to the fact that since I was old enough to work at all, my ambition has never deserted me. - Anna Held

A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer

It is easy - terribly easy - to shake a man's faith in himself. To take advantage of that, to break a man's spirit, is devil's work. - George Bernard Shaw

There are two ways you can get through pain. You can let it destroy you, or you can use it as fuel to drive you: to dream bigger, to work harder. - Taylor Swift

There are two kinds of people: those who do the work and those who take the credit. Try to be in the first group - there is much less competition. - Indira Gandhi


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