A cannibal chief captured a Frenchman, a Canadian, and an American. He was a civilized cannibal, so he offered each of them one wish before being boiled and eaten.
The Frenchman wished for a sumptuous meal, divinely prepared, superbly served. The cannibal chief agreed.
Next, the Canadian had his wish. He wanted to be given a short period of time to make a little speech about what it means to be a Canadian. The chief agreed.
Finally, he turned to the American, standing beside the large pot, and asked him, “Do you have a last wish?”
“Yes,” he replied. “Can I please be eaten before the Canadian makes his speech?”
see also
Canada Section
Canada Day Quiz
Canada in Space
Canadian Coat Of Arms
Everything You’ve Ever Wanted To Know About Canada
How Babies Are Made In Canada
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