Christmas
"Get dressed you merry gentlemen, let nothing through this May."
from "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer":
I've warned all my friends and neighbours:
"Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license to a man who drives a sleigh and plays the
bells.
"Olive, the other reindeer..."
"Round John Virgin, mother and child..."
General
'Bacon soda' for 'baking soda.' [Words & Music by Milton Drake, Al Hoffman & Jerry Livingston, 1943;
Recorded by The Pied Pipers, 1944
'Under
Toad' The word 'undertoad' comes from the phrase 'Under Toad'
which was coined by John Irving
in his book The World According to Garp. The rest of us know it as 'under tow.'
'I
led the pigeons to the flag' [of the United States of America]
The lyric and guitar chord transcriptions on this site are the work of The
Guitarguy
and are intended for private study, research, or educational purposes only.
Individual transcriptions are inspired by and and based upon the recorded
versions
cited, but are not necessarily exact replications of those recorded versions...]
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and little lamsy divey,
A kiddly divey, too - wouldn't you?
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and little lamsy divey,
A kiddly divey, too - wouldn't you?
Now if the words sound queer, and funny to your ear,
A little bit jumbled and jivey,
Just say, "Mares eat oats, and does eat oats,
And little lambs eat i - vy."
Mairzy dotes and dozy dotes and little lamsy divey,
A kiddly divey, too - wouldn't you?
A kiddly divey, too - a kiddly divey,too,
A kiddly divey, too - wouldn't you?
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