Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer - Real Men of Genius  (900k)

Bud Light presents, “Real Men of Genius”

Today we salute you, Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer.
Last night you had the enchilada combo platter;
This morning, the 3 cheese omelet with broccoli;
This afternoon, you’re a ticking time bomb…
Because of you, a simple elevator ride is suddenly
a 42-floor plummet into the very bowels of Hell  (you take my breath away);
Who did it? Who cares.
Sweet mercy, please - just someone light a match;
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light, oh Ninja of the Nasty -
And while you’re at it, crack open a window...
Mr. Silent Killer Gas Passer

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