An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop.
“Ma’am, I’m not going to ticket you, but I do have to issue you a warning. You have a broken reflector on your buggy.”
“Oh, I’ll let my husband, Jacob, know as soon as I get home.”
“That’s fine. Another thing, ma’am. I don’t like the way that one rein loops across the horse’s back and around one of his testicles. I consider that animal abuse. That’s cruelty to animals. Have your husband take care of that right away!”
Later that day, the lady is home telling her husband about her encounter with the cop.
“Well, dear, what exactly did he say?”
“He said the reflector is broken.”
“I can fix that in two minutes. What else?”
“I’m not sure, Jacob... something about the emergency brake...”
Trojan Horse: A phony pony - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II
Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker
Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx
Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb
Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb
Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman
Giftedness is your accelerator; wisdom is your brake. - Gerald Brooks
You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi
An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus
Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden
The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt
At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London
A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith
Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost
The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman
You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal
A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
I should like to be a horse. - Queen Elizabeth II
Nag: A woman with no horse sense - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Horse ovaries (hors d'oeuvres) - Archie Bunker
Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown
Why, I'd horse-whip you if I had a horse. - Groucho Marx
Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb
Stabilized: A horse that's been locked in - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Care, and not fine stables, makes a good horse. - Danish Proverb
Never invest emergency savings in the stock market. - Suze Orman
Giftedness is your accelerator; wisdom is your brake. - Gerald Brooks
You don't have to have been a horse to be a jockey. - Arigo Saachi
An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus
Horsepower: A power which has put the horse out of business - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown
You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb
Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden
The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb
Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg
The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt
At Motel 6 in Amish Country, I wonder if they leave the light on for you? - Jay London
A horse doesn't care how much you know until it knows how much you care. - Tom Smith
Dude Ranch: Where a guy who is rich enough to drive a Cadillac rides a horse - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost
The drivers have one foot on the brake, one on the clutch, and one on the throttle. - Bob Varsha
Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman
You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal
A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio
One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty
I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen
If you're not paying for it through the health plan, you pay for it in the emergency room. - David Lehman
It is not best that we should all think alike; it is differences of opinion that make horse races. - Mark Twain
When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk
My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown
Democracy is very different in U.S. and A. from Kazakhstan. In America, woman can vote, but horse cannot! - Borat Sagdiyev
Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker
Faith is a fine invention
When Gentlemen can see -
But Microscopes are prudent
In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson
I hooked up my accelerator pedal in my car to my brake lights. I hit the gas, people behind me stop, and I'm gone. - Steven Wright
When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers
Hypothesis: 1. First thing a Redneck teenager says to his father on the phone; 2. Hippo, horse; thesis, placing: putting something on a horse. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
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Amish Airlines – Maiden Voyage
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Amish Man’s Occupation
Amish Prom Limo
Amish Smart Car
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