An Amish lady is trotting down the road in her horse and buggy when she is pulled over by a cop. Use a little of your horse's sense. - Archie Bunker A Horse! A Horse! My kingdom for a horse! - William Shakespeare Life looks better from the back of a horse. - Unknown Lend a horse, and you may have back his skin. - English Proverb Few girls are as well shaped as a good horse. - Christopher Morley A unicorn is just a horse with a point of view. - Ron Sexsmith The old horse in the stable still yearns to run. - Mongolian Proverb Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. - Groucho Marx I had the best buffalo horse that ever made a track. - Buffalo Bill An orator without judgment is a horse without a bridle. - Theophrastus A rabbit's foot is a poor substitute for horse sense. - Unknown Life is like a horse - either you ride it or it rides you. - Unknown Horse Manure: 50p per pre-packed bag. 20p - do it your self. - Unknown Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong. - Unknown Coward: One who, in a perilous emergency, thinks with his legs. - Ambrose Bierce You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him float. - Unknown You can lead a horse to water, but you can't make him drink. - English Proverb Don't worry about the horse being blind, just load the wagon. - John Madden The wagon rests in winter, the sleigh in summer, the horse never. - Yiddish Proverb Stress is an ignorant state. It believes that everything is an emergency. - Natalie Goldberg The power of music feels like taking a a nice brake from this busy world. - Millie DeWitt Perspective is to painting what the bridle is to the horse, the rudder to a ship. - Leonardo da Vinci Take care to sell your horse before he dies. The art of life is passing losses on. - Robert Frost Some people play a horse to win, some to place. I should have bet this horse to live. - Henny Youngman You've got to concentrate on one idea. You can't ride a horse with two asses. - Joe Segal The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse. - Jacqueline Kennedy A horse gallops with his lungs, perseveres with his heart, and wins with his character. - Tesio And God took a handful of southerly wind, blew His breath over it and created the horse. - Bedouin Legend One of the worst things that can happen in life is to win a bet on a horse at an early age. - Danny McGoorty I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse. - Woody Allen Thank you, horseradish, for being neither a radish nor a horse. What you are is a liar food. - Jimmy Fallon An Irishman after trying American beer for the first time: "Put it back in the horse!" - Unknown One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow When Henry Ford made cheap, reliable cars people said, 'Nah, what's wrong with a horse?' - Elon Musk My husband is so good at home repairs that they have a special VIP area for him in the emergency room. - Unknown Like the old adverb, "you can lead a gift horse to the water but ya can't look in his mouth." - Archie Bunker Faith is a fine invention When Gentlemen can see - But Microscopes are prudent In an Emergency. - Emily Dickinson I have left orders to be awakened at any time in case of national emergency, even if I'm in a cabinet meeting. - Ronald Reagan When you're young and you fall off a horse, you may break something. When you're my age and you fall off, you splatter. - Roy Rogers The man who makes no mistakes lacks boldness and the spirit of adventure. He never tries anything new. He is a brake on the wheels of progress. - M.W. Larmour see also Amish, Horse & Mechanic Sections Amish 3 Horsepower Country Camper Amish Airlines – Maiden Voyage Amish Elevator View Amish Friends Amish Man’s Occupation Amish Prom Limo Amish Smart Car Fire Truck Parts |
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