Answered Diet Prayer

How not to lose extra pounds

An overweight business associate decided it was time to shed some excess pounds. He took his new diet seriously, even changing his driving route to avoid his favourite bakery. One morning, however, he arrived at work carrying a gigantic donut. His staff members scolded him, but his smile remained cherubic.

“This is a very special donut,” he explained. “I accidentally drove by the bakery this morning and there in the window were a host of pastries. I felt this was no accident, so I prayed, ‘Lord, if you want me to have one of those delicious donuts, let me have a parking place directly in front of the bakery.’ ”

“And sure enough,” he continued, “the eighth time around the block, there it was!”

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