Assicons
New flatulent twist on emoticons

We all know those cute little computer symbols called “emoticons” where  :)  means a smile and  :(  is a frown. Sometimes these are represented by  :-)  and  :-(  respectively.

Well, how about some “Assicons”?

Here goes:

(_!_)  A regular ass

(__!__)  A fat ass

(!)  A tight ass

{_!_}  A swishy ass

(_O_)  An ass that’s been around

(_^^_)  A bubble ass

(_*_)  A sore ass

(_xxx_)  Kiss my ass

(_X_)  Leave my ass alone

(_zzz_)  A tired ass

(_o^^o_)  A wise ass

(_E=mc2_)  A smart ass

(_?_)  Dumb ass

(_ $ _) Money coming out of his ass  (aka Bill Gates)

You have just been e-mooned!


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Before Emoticons

 

Japanese Eye Test

Donut Hole History

The Original Homeland Security

2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3)

Bustache

I Will Never Tell

Vancouver Snow Plow

Costco Wheels

British Accountant

Find Your Car

First Selfie

Spider Trap

Soothing Hairstyle

Winter Ready

Rush Job Calendar

Head Games

My Favourite Day of the Year

Millionaire Women

Face Palm

Restaurant Valentines
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16-Feb-2020