Baby Names - Denise and Denephew

When brother helps with naming the twins


A pregnant woman gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.

Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the Doctor about her baby.

The Doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.”

The woman thinks to herself, “Oh no, not my brother... he’s an idiot!”

Expecting the worst, she asks the Doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”
“Denise,” the Doctor says.

The new mother thinks, “Wow, that’s not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!” Then she asks the Doctor, “What’s the boy’s name?”
The Doctor replies, “Denephew.”


How to choose the perfect baby name

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The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

A baby is born with a need to be loved - and never outgrows it. - Frank A. Clark

Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth but not its twin. - Barbara Kingsolver

A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

Every baby born into the world is a finer one than the last. - Charles Dickens

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

I love you like crazy, baby
'Cuz I'd go crazy without you. - Pixie Foudre

You take more pictures of your baby than NASA does of Mars. - Unknown

An ugly baby is a very nasty object, and the prettiest is frightful when undressed. - Queen Victoria

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams


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22-Sep-2020