Baby Names - Denise and Denephew

When brother helps with naming the twins


A pregnant woman gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.

Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the Doctor about her baby.

The Doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.”

The woman thinks to herself, “Oh no, not my brother... he’s an idiot!”

Expecting the worst, she asks the Doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”
“Denise,” the Doctor says.

The new mother thinks, “Wow, that’s not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!” Then she asks the Doctor, “What’s the boy’s name?”
The Doctor replies, “Denephew.”


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A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on. - Carl Sandburg

Having a baby is like trying to push a grand piano through a transom. - Alice Roosevelt Longworth

I was such an ugly baby. My mother never breast fed me. She told me that she only liked me as a friend. - Rodney Dangerfield

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film. - Jack Nicholson

Sensitive love letters are my specialty: "Dear Baby, Welcome to Dumpsville. Population: You. P.S. I'm gay." - Homer Simpson

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

You know what it's like having five kids? Imagine you're drowning. And someone hands you a baby. - Jim Gaffigan

Very few people know this man was born an only twin. - Henny Youngman

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one. - Leo J Burke

When I go home, I play with my baby dolls and strollers and diaper bags, and play with my sisters. - Dakota Fanning

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he is a baby. - Natalie Wood

Ma-ma does everything for the baby, who responds by saying Da-da first. - Mignon McLaughlin

Hasta la vista, baby. - Terminator 2: Judgement Day

A baby's laugh is an angel's voice. - Unknown

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A father is always making his baby into a little woman. And when she is a woman he turns her back again. - Enid Bagnold


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10-Jul-2020