Baby Names - Denise and Denephew

When brother helps with naming the twins


A pregnant woman gets in a car accident and falls into a deep coma.

Asleep for nearly six months, she wakes up and sees that she is no longer pregnant. Frantically, she asks the Doctor about her baby.

The Doctor replies, “Ma’am, you had twins! A boy and a girl. The babies are fine. Your brother came in and named them.”

The woman thinks to herself, “Oh no, not my brother... he’s an idiot!”

Expecting the worst, she asks the Doctor, “Well, what’s the girl’s name?”
“Denise,” the Doctor says.

The new mother thinks, “Wow, that’s not a bad name! Guess I was wrong about my brother. I like Denise!” Then she asks the Doctor, “What’s the boy’s name?”
The Doctor replies, “Denephew.”


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The baby bat
Screamed out in fright,
'Turn on the dark,
I'm afraid of the light.' - Shel Silverstein

No one vinces me, baby - Michael Grant

The big lesson in life, baby, is never be scared of anyone or anything. - Frank Sinatra

The man who is ostentatious of his modesty is twin to the statue that wears a fig-leaf. - Mark Twain

The firsts go away - first love, first baby, first kiss. You have to create new ones. - Sarah Jessica Parker

There are two things in this life for which we are never fully prepared: twins. - Josh Billingsad

I'm beginning to have morning sickness. I'm not having a baby, I'm just sick of morning. - Phyllis Diller

Having a baby is like falling in love again, both with your husband and your child. - Tina Brown

The only time a woman wishes she were a year older is when she is expecting a baby. - Mary Marsh

A babysitter should at least be out of puberous. - Archie Bunker

Burn rubber, not your soul, baby. - Craig Fernandez

A bambiraptor is a savage baby dear. - Alan Davies

Newborn Baby: Fresh heir - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Motherhood: Feeding them as a baby and then through most of their twenties. - Unknown

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I love my father as the stars - he's a bright shining example and a happy twinkling in my heart. - Terri Guillemets

Clients don't care about the labor pains; they want to see the baby. - Tim Williams

Cobra: Bra worn by Siamese twins. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kidnap: 1. Something that a young child takes when tired; 2. When a baby goat sleeps. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Kidnapping: The short snatches of rest a parent gets when baby sleeps - Daffynitions joe-ks.com


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