![]() Long on hair, sort on brains. - French Proverb Never ask the barber if you need a haircut. - Warren Buffett Even the worst haircut eventually grows out. - Lisa Kogan A hair in the head is worth two in the brush. - Oliver Herford Don't point that beard at me – it might go off. - Groucho Marx Can't act. Can sing. Balding. Can dance a little. - MGM Executive I feel old when I see mousse in my opponent's hair. - Andre Aggassi You can't compete with a six foot five man in a wig. - Shemar Moore Every day People straighten up the hair, why not the heart? - Ernesto Guevara There's one good thing about being bald: it's neat. - Milton Berle Experience is a comb life gives you after you lose your hair. - Judith Stern I have so much hair, I have a separate wig closet in my house. - Sherri Shepherd He doesn't dye his hair, he's just prematurely orange. - Gerald Ford Why don't you get a haircut? You look like a chrysanthemum. - P G Wodehouse I really mustache you a question... but I'll shave it for later. - Unknown I don't consider myself bald. I'm simply taller than my hair. - Tom Sharp I have little hair because my brain is so big it pushes the hair out. - Silvio Berlusconi I used to think I'd like less grey hair. Now I'd like more of it. - Richie Benaud The whiter my hair becomes, the more ready people are to believe what I say. - Bertrand Russell You can't play hockey with a bald spot, so I'm hanging up the skates. - Joe Sakic I knew I was going bald when it was taking longer and longer to wash my face. - Harry Hill Actually, I comb my hair quite often. Of course, I use an electric toothbrush. - Phyllis Diller I don't want a wig that looks like a wig; I want one that could pass for a weave. - Nicki Minaj A celebrity is anyone who looks like he spends more than two hours working on his hair. - Steve Martin I'm not Irish. Just because I have red hair doesn't mean I'm a lucky charm. - Rebecca Mader When I was with Andy Warhol, I thought, 'God, his wig looks cheaper than mine!' - Dolly Parton Whether you're a man or not comes from your heart, not how much hair you have on your head. - Bruce Willis I slipped at a bus stop; I went one way and my hair went the other. That was the end of my wig. - Tia Carrere I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan Do I have a large frog in my hair? I'm worried about the sensation of my brain being eaten. - Joaquin Phoenix I like to put on a wig or a fake mustache and do something silly with friends, do a little dance. - Tom Lenk It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero I benefit from the Mr. Potato Head syndrome. Put a wig and a nose and glasses on me, and I disappear. - Phil Hartman I want my kids to have the things in life that I never had when I was growing up. Things like beards and chest hair. - Jarod Kintz Her capacity for family affection is extraordinary: when her third husband died, her hair turned quite gold from grief. - Oscar Wilde Inflation is when you pay fifteen dollars for the ten dollar haircut you used to get for five dollars when you had hair. - Sam Ewing Kissing a man with a beard is a lot like going to a picnic. You don't mind going through a little bush to get there! - Minnie Pearl I wore a thong and a bra and a wig. Those things hurt. I mean, thongs? Like, they dig in. It takes a tough man to be a woman. - Hank Azaria You can not prevent the birds of sorrow from flying over your head, but you can prevent them from building a nest in your hair. - Chinese Proverb Beauty isn't worth thinking about; what's important is your mind. You don't want a fifty-dollar haircut on a fifty-cent head. - Garrison Keillor see also Bald Section 2004 Tattoo Of The Year A New Era Ajay With Heron His Chest American Mustache Attentive Student Bald Plug Big Hairbrush Braid Hair Pair Braided Mohawk Chesthair Christmas Haircut Close Shave Community Service Haircut Dog Haircut Dog Wash Donald Trump’s Dog Elephant Haircut Facial Hair Fountain Of Youth Frequent FlyHair Green Beards Hair Ad - Just Add Self Hair Cut Toupée Hair Growth - a Sign of the Times Hair Moan Therapy Hair Safety Hair Strengthener Haircut For Staff Meetings Hairstyle Of The Year Head Path Helmet Full Of Hair Horse Hair Horse Hairstyle How Not To Cut Your Wife’s Hair Letting Your Hair Down Long Hair Van MintHair Gardens Horse Mane Macramé Kiwi Hair Brush Klingon Haircut Lego Haircut Letting Your Hair Down Lizard Hair Style Lizard Hairstyle Lumex Pigtail MintHair Gardens Not-So-Bald Eagle Pineapple Hairstyle PonyTale Rat Cut Religious Haircuts Rudolf Hairstyle Scottish Haircut Seinfeld Haircut Shaved by Grace SUV Haircut Swimming Without Getting Your Hair Wet Taking Donations For Scissors The Busy Barber Tree That’s A Head Of Its Time Trump Hair Trade Agreement Two Face Ugly Haircut |
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