Bat Flying Blind

Blind as a bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he got it. He told them to kiss off and let him get some sleep.

However, they persisted until he finally gave in. “Okay, follow me,” he said as he flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

“Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked.

“YES, YES, YES!” all the other bats screamed in a frenzy.

“GOOD,” shouted the bat, “BECAUSE I DIDN’T!”


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Who can blind lover's eyes? - Virgil

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

Only the knife knows what goes on in the heart of a pumpkin. - Simone Schwarz-Bart

I think we are blind. Blind people who can see, but do not see. - Jose Saramago

It is not love that should be depicted as blind, but self-love. - Voltaire

Self-interest makes some people blind, and others sharp-sighted. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld

Nothing on Earth so beautiful as the final haul on Halloween night. - Steve Almond

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,
May luck be yours on Halloween. - Unknown

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Necessity is blind until it becomes conscious. Freedom is the consciousness of necessity. - Karl Marx

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Experience without theory is blind, but theory without experience is mere intellectual play. - Immanuel Kant

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

All things will be clear and distinct to the man who does not hurry; haste is blind and improvident. - Livy

Ghosts have a way of misleading you; they can make your thoughts as heavy as branches after a storm. - Rebecca Maizel

Love, like a chicken salad or restaurant hash, must be taken with blind faith or it loses its flavor. - Helen Rowland

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

Morality binds and blinds. It binds us into teams... but thereby makes us go blind to objective reality. - Jonathan Haidt

Everything is for sale in Hollywood; the fairy tale, the costume, the pumpkin, the footman and the mice. - Amanda Eliasch

The farther we've gotten from the magic and mystery of our past, the more we've come to need Halloween. - Paula Guran

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

I was Ashallayn’darkmyr Tallyn, son of Mab, former prince of the Unseelie Court, and I was not afraid of a witch on a broom. - Julie Kagawa

It is obvious that we can no more explain a passion to a person who has never experienced it than we can explain light to the blind. - T S Eliot

We're blind to our blindness. We have very little idea of how little we know. We're not designed to know how little we know. - Daniel Kahneman

It is good for a man to invite his ghosts into his warm interior, out of the wild night, into the firelight, out of the howling dark. - A.S. Byatt

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

The night stared me in the face, amorphous, blind, infinite, without frontiers. Not a single start relieved the darkness behind the glass. - Stanisław Lem

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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20-Feb-2020