Bat Flying Blind

Blind as a bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he got it. He told them to kiss off and let him get some sleep.

However, they persisted until he finally gave in. “Okay, follow me,” he said as he flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

“Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked.

“YES, YES, YES!” all the other bats screamed in a frenzy.

“GOOD,” shouted the bat, “BECAUSE I DIDN’T!”


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Easy Street is a blind alley. - Unknown

Ultimately, blind faith is the only kind. - Mason Cooley

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

My only career goal is to be a Halloween icon. - Nuno Roque

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Produce great pumpkins, the pies will follow later. - Unknown

I don't believe in ghosts but they blindly believe in me. - Amit Abraham

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Studio 54 made Halloween in Hollywood look like a PTA meeting. - Lorna Luft

Research is the process of going up alleys to see if they are blind. - Marston Bates

Science without religion is lame, religion without science is blind. - Albert Einstein

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

We're all just ghosts on a wire seeking the prick of an electric thought. - Robert Fanney

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

Zeal is very blind, or badly regulated, when it encroaches upon the rights of others. - Pasquier Quesnel

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

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If I advocate cautious optimism it is not because I do not have faith in the future but because I do not want to encourage blind faith. - Aung San Suu Kyi

You can tell it's good if you light it and a blue flame comes up; that means it's good moonshine and it won't make you go blind. - Johnny Knoxville


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26-Oct-2020