Bat Flying Blind

Blind as a bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he got it. He told them to kiss off and let him get some sleep.

However, they persisted until he finally gave in. “Okay, follow me,” he said as he flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

“Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked.

“YES, YES, YES!” all the other bats screamed in a frenzy.

“GOOD,” shouted the bat, “BECAUSE I DIDN’T!”


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Easy Street is a blind alley. - Unknown

I've made a career off of Halloween. - Cassandra Peterson

It is not love that is blind, but jealousy. - Lawrence Durrell

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Halloween is an opportunity to be really creative. - Judy Gold

It's easier to dismiss ghosts in the daylight. - Patricia Briggs

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

At night, here in the library, the ghosts have voices. - Alberto Manguel

The truth must dazzle gradually, or every man be blind. - E Dickinson

Halloween starts earlier and earlier, just like Christmas. - Robert Englund

A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Ogden Nash

Faith must be enforced by reason... when faith becomes blind it dies. - Mahatma Gandhi

Love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun. - Armistead Maupin

My favorite word is 'pumpkin.' You are a pumpkin. Or you are not. I am. - Harrison E. Salisbury

To be blind is not miserable; not to be able to bear blindness, that is miserable. - John Milton

My mother-in-law has so many wrinkles, when she smiles she looks like a Venetian blind. - Les Dawson

I actually have a stash of wigs for Halloween. But only for that. Not to play dress-up. - Alexa Vega

Maybe all the people who say ghosts don't exist are just afraid to admit that they do. - Michael Ende

Message boards are like going to a Halloween masquerade party. Everybody has a screen name. - John Mackey

Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind, And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind. - William Shakespeare

Make pumpkin bread as the default gift for everyone. It is cheap, it is beloved, it is carbs. - Karen Bender

A blind man can make art if what is in his mind can be passed to another mind in some tangible form. - Sol LeWitt

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We used to go around tipping outhouses over, or turning over corn shocks on Halloween. Anything to be mean. - Loretta Lynn

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
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It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

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The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind

I love the scents of winter! For me, it's all about the feeling you get when you smell pumpkin spice, cinnamon, nutmeg, gingerbread and spruce. - Taylor Swift

This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him. - Conan O'Brien

When I hear of an 'equity' in a case like this, I am reminded of a blind man in a dark room - looking for a black cat - which isn't there. - Charles Bowen


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05-Jul-2022