Bat Flying Blind

Blind as a bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he got it. He told them to kiss off and let him get some sleep.

However, they persisted until he finally gave in. “Okay, follow me,” he said as he flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

“Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked.

“YES, YES, YES!” all the other bats screamed in a frenzy.

“GOOD,” shouted the bat, “BECAUSE I DIDN’T!”


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Easy Street is a blind alley. - Unknown

I was quiet, but I was not blind. - Jane Austen

Look your best - who said love is blind? - Mae West

Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Mind sees ghost when frightened and hopeless. - Toba Beta

An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind. - Mahatma Gandhi

In my mind I'm a blind man doin' time. - Tupac Shakur

Vampire Bat: What Dracula uses to play baseball - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

What is research but a blind date with knowledge? - Will Harvey

There's nothing better than a good, blind referee. - Bobby Heenan

Costumes and scenery alone will not attract audiences. - Anna Held

Graveyards were the one place Belladonna never saw ghosts. - Helen Stringer

The pumpkin is always oranger on the other side of the patch. - Unknown

On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me. - Rodney Dangerfield

Be to their virtue very kind;
be to their faults a little blind. - Matthew Prior

A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

In the land of the blind those who are blessed with one eye are kings. - French Proverb

If thou art a master, be sometimes blind; if a servant, sometimes deaf. - Thomas Fuller

Thoughts without content are empty, intuitions without concepts are blind. - Immanuel Kant

The most important thing about batting is getting the bat to hit the ball. - Michael Holding

What we call 'morals' is simply blind obedience to words of command. - Havelock Ellis

There is danger in reckless change, but greater danger in blind conservatism. - Henry George

Books are as useful to a stupid person as a mirror is useful to a blind person. - Chanakya

But blind to former as to future fate, what mortal knows his pre-existent state? - Alexander Pope

In one aspect, yes, I believe in ghosts, but we create them. We haunt ourselves. - Laurie H. Anderson

The people you love become ghosts inside of you, and like this you keep them alive. - Rob Montgomery

Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread and pumpkin pie. - Jim Davis

Corpse pose restores life. Dead parts of your being fall away, the ghosts are released. - Unknown

No such thing as a man willing to be honest - that would be like a blind man willing to see. - F Scott Fitzgerald

I love to put on a wig, a costume, inhabit a different world and be called something different. - Susan Egan

I'd rather sit alone on a pumpkin and have it all to myself than be crowded on a velvet cushion. - Henry David Thoreau

Will power is to the mind like a strong blind man who carries on his shoulders a lame man who can see. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The pumpkin hearing, "Let's carve and scoop,"
Ran fast as he could, leaving pumpkin poop. - Shirley Thomas

Nudist Colony Halloween parties are especially scary. They give the word 'moon' a new cruel meaning. - Ray Palla

As a kid, you looked forward to Charlie Brown during Halloween and you looked forward to Monday Night Football. - Nick Ferguson

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Alfred Tennyson

It is the eye of other people that ruin us. If I were blind I would want, neither fine clothes, fine houses or fine furniture. - Benjamin Franklin

The bottom line is that I like my first drafts to be blind, unconscious, messy efforts; that's what gets me the best material. - Jennifer Egan

You're not supposed to be so blind with patriotism that you can't face reality. Wrong is wrong, no matter who does it or who says it. - Malcolm X

The light of a new day always chases the shadows of the night away, and shows us that the shape of our fears is only the ghost of our own minds. - Terry Goodkind


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07-Aug-2020