Bat Flying Blind

Blind as a bat

A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood, and parked himself on the ceiling of the cave to get some sleep.

Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and started hassling him about where he got it. He told them to kiss off and let him get some sleep.

However, they persisted until he finally gave in. “Okay, follow me,” he said as he flapped out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through a valley they went, across a river and into a forest of trees. Finally he slowed and all the other bats excitedly milled around him.

“Now, do you see that tree over there?” he asked.

“YES, YES, YES!” all the other bats screamed in a frenzy.

“GOOD,” shouted the bat, “BECAUSE I DIDN’T!”


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Love is blind; friendship closes its eyes. - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

Afflicted by love's madness all are blind. - Sextus Propertius

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A grandmother pretends she doesn't know who you are on Halloween. - Erma Bombeck

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The idea of dying and coming back is what makes the Halloween films work. - Donald Pleasence

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25-May-2020