Bomb Squad Prank

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Bomb squad prank

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Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

Architects are practical poets. - Unknown

A fool and his money are soon parted. - English Proverb

A fool and his money are soon partying. - Steven Wright

A fool must now and then be right by chance. - William Cowper

Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. - Euripides

A wise man changes his mind, a fool never will. - Spanish Proverb

When you want to fool the world, tell the truth. - Otto von Bismarck

You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber

The wise person questions himself, the fool others. - Henri Arnold

I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing. - Jonathan Swift

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

He is a fool that kisseth the maid when he may kiss the mistress. - English Proverb

The best way to convince a fool he is wrong is to let him have his way. - Josh Billings

The husband who desires to surprise is often very much surprised himself. - Voltaire

There are well-dressed foolish ideas, just as there are well-dressed fools. - Sebastien Chamfort

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

After you make a fool of yourself a few hundred times, you learn what works. - Gwen Stefani

A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicions. - Wilson Mizner

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

Anyone who works is a fool. I don't work - I merely inflict myself on the public. - Robert Morley

The only fool bigger than the person who knows it all is the person who argues with him. - Stanislaw Jerszy Lec

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.
No surprise in the writer, no surprise in the reader. - Robert Frost

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

The point of living, and of being an optimist, is to be foolish enough to believe the best is yet to come. - Peter Ustinov

Don't tell people how to do things. Tell them what to do and let them surprise you with their results. - George S Patton

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

Any fool can criticize, condemn and complain but it takes character and self control to be understanding and forgiving. - Dale Carnegie

Before a man speaks it is always safe to assume that he is a fool. After he speaks, it is seldom necessary to assume it. - H L Mencken

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

May I say that I have not thoroughly enjoyed serving with humans? I find their illogic and foolish emotions a constant irritant. - Leonard Nimoy

One disadvantage of being a hog is that at any moment some blundering fool may try to make a silk purse out of your wife's ear. - J.B. Morton

A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while. - Robin Williams


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25-Oct-2020