Bomb Squad Prank

A quiet fool is half a sage. - Yiddish Proverb

The secret to humor is surprise. - Aristotle

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise. - Alice Walker

A fool must now and then be right by chance. - William Cowper

Any fool can know. The point is to understand. - Albert Einstein

Sometimes I drink water just to surprise my liver. - WC Fields

When a fool has made up his mind, the market has gone by. - Spanish Proverb

A fool is known by his speech; and a wise man by silence. - Pythagoras

Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool who follows him? - Obi Wan Kenobi

A wise man learns by the mistakes of others, a fool by his own. - Latin Proverb

A wise man gets more use from his enemies than a fool from his friends. - Baltasar Gracian

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

The foolish man seeks happiness in the distance. The wise grows it under his feet. - James Oppenheim

The story of Easter is the story of God's wonderful window of divine surprise. - Carl Knudsen

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

We can destroy ourselves by cynicism and disillusion, just as effectively as by bombs. - Kenneth Clark

He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever. - Chinese Proverb

Do not correct a fool or he will hate you. Correct a wise man and he will appreciate you. - Unknown

For courage mixed with prudence is not foolish,
And moderation betters recklessness. - Song of Roland

Until you're ready to look foolish, you'll never have the possibility of being great. - Cher

He who will not reason, is a bigot; he who cannot is a fool; and he who dares not is a slave. - illiam Drummond

It is foolish to tear one's hair in grief, as though sorrow would be made less with baldness. - Cicero

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

One has to look out for engineers - they begin with sewing machines and end up with the atomic bomb. - Marcel Pagnol

A laugh is a surprise. And all humor is physical. I was always athletic, so that came naturally to me. - Chevy Chase

That the Pearl Harbor attack should have succeeded in achieving surprise seems a blessing from heaven. - Hideki Tojo

He may look like an idiot and talk like an idiot but don't let that fool you. He really is an idiot. - Groucho Marx

I think women are foolish to pretend they are equal to men - they are far superior and always have been. - William Golding

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

It is better to remain silent at the risk of being thought a fool, than to talk and remove all doubt of it. - Maurice Switzer

If at first you don't succeed, try, try again. Then quit. There's no use being a damn fool about it. - WC Fields

God made woman beautiful and foolish; beautiful, that man might love her; and foolish, that she might love him. - Tara Reid

Always remember money isn't everything - but also remember to make a lot of it before talking such fool nonsense. - Earl Wilson

Any fool can have a child. That doesn't make you a father. It's the courage to raise a child that makes you a father. - Barack Obama

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

Sex is like an atom bomb. A potent weapon which fascinates and frightens. We're afraid to let it loose, yet we all have our finger on the button. - Zeena Schreck