Bomb Squad Prank

Stay hungry, stay foolish. - Steve Jobs

Lose your cool - play the fool. - W. Andrew Welker

The fool wonders, the wise man asks. - Benjamin Disraeli

A fool and his money are soon elected. - Will Rogers

Practical politics consists in ignoring facts. - Henry Brooks Adams

When fate arrives the physician becomes a fool. - Arabic proverb

There is nothing so practical as a good theory. - Kurt Lewin

You can fool too many people too much of the time. - James Thurber

In growing old, we become more foolish - and more wise. - Francois de la Rochefoucauld

That's the spirit - one part brave, three parts fool. - Christopher Paolini

It is a profitable thing, if one is wise, to seem foolish. - Aeschylus

Kids are life's only guaranteed bona fide upside surprise. - Jack Nicholson

The bomb will never go off. I speak as an expert in explosives. - William Leahy

In examinations, the foolish ask questions the wise cannot answer. - Oscar Wilde

He who breaks a resolution is a weakling. He who makes one is a fool. - F.M. Knowles

He who will always be his own lawyer will often have a fool for a client. - J Hunter

A fellow who is always declaring he’s no fool usually has suspicions. - Wilson Miznor

The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself to be a fool. - William Shakespeare

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise man to be able to sell it. - Samuel Butler

Any lack of confidence in the economic future of the United States is foolish. - Herbert Hoover

There is the greatest practical benefit in making a few failures early in life. - Thomas Henry Huxley

Who is more foolish, the child afraid of the dark or the man afraid of the light? - Maurice Freehill

The heart of a fool is in his mouth, but the mouth of a wise man is in his heart. - Benjamin Franklin

When people ask if I do my own stunts, I always answer, "Not on purpose." - Billy Bob Thornton

A wise man can see more from the bottom of a well than a fool can from a mountain top. - Unknown

A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall

The young man who has not wept is a savage, and the old man who will not laugh is a fool. - George Santayana

The man who asks a question is a fool for a minute; the man who does not ask is a fool for life. - Confucius

Even a wise man knows doubt from time to time, it is the fool who allows it to rule his judgement. - Jennifer Hudock

It never hurts a fool to appear before an audience, for his capacity is not a capacity for feeling. - Dale Breckenridge Carnegie

The zombies were like Canadians, in that they looked enough like real people at first, to fool you. - Kelly Link

It is foolish and wrong to mourn the men who died. Rather, we should thank God that such men lived. - George S Patton

Start a huge, foolish project like Noah. It makes absolutely no difference what people think of you. - Rumi

A poet can write about a man slaying a dragon, but not about a man pushing a button that releases a bomb. - W H Auden

I realize the tragic significance of the atom bomb. We thank God it has come to us instead of our enemies. - Harry S Truman

The foolish reject what they see, not what they think; the wise reject what they think, not what they see. - Huang-Po

You can always tell a real friend: when you make a fool of yourself, he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job. - Laurence Peter

Nothing is a surprise to God; nothing is a setback to His plans; nothing can thwart His purposes; and nothing is beyond His control. - Joni Eareckson Tada

As a rule man is a fool,
When it's hot he wants it cool,
When it's cool he wants it hot,
Always wanting what is not. - Unknown

The starting line of the New York Marathon is like a giant time bomb behind you about to go off. It is the most spectacular start in sport. - Bill Rodgers