Cat Scan

Quick medical treatment from the dog



Dog giving a cat scan

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Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper

No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

Never let the tail wag the dog. - Unknown

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

When the cat dies, the mice rejoice. - African saying

A young doctor makes a humpy graveyard. - English Proverb

God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin

The way a doctor writes out a subscription. - Archie Bunker

Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

False Doctrine: Giving people the wrong medicine - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Pants: Something a dog does and a man steps into - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

No amount of time can erase the memory of a good cat. - Leo Dworkin

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

Why is it we never get our bad medicine in small doses? - Edmund H North

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person. - Andy Rooney

A hot dog at the ballpark is better than a steak at the Ritz. - Humphrey Bogart

Whenever I climb I am followed by a dog called "Ego". - Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

No man should live where he can hear his neighbor's dog bark. - Nathaniel Macon

Operation: A surgical job taking minutes to do and years to describe - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

The last mosquito that bit me had to check into the Betty Ford clinic. - Joanna Lumley

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

Observe your dog: if he's fat, then you're not getting enough exercise. - Evan Esar

Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back. - Will Rogers

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca

A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines. - Frank Lloyd Wright

A mathematician is a blind man in a dark room looking for a black cat which isn't there. - Charles Darwin

Most religious people accept medicine as a gift from God and reap the benefits of both realms. - Caroline Fraser

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown

The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray

A doctor who cannot take a good history and a patient who cannot give one are in danger of giving and receiving bad treatment. - Unknown

Snap-On Gasket Scrapper: Theoretically useful as a sandwich tool for spreading mayonnaise; used mainly for getting dog-doo off your boot - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Among God's creatures two, the dog and the guitar, have taken all the sizes and all the shapes, in order not to be separated from the man. - Andres Segovia


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