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Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman - Christopher Walken

Caring is the essence of nursing. - Jean Watson

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

I am I because my little dog knows me. - Gertrude Stein

An operation of the most extreme daring. - Alfred Jodl

No medicine cures what happiness cannot. - Gabriel G Marquez

The No. 1 cause of bankruptcies is medical bills. - Michael Moore

A cat is a puzzle for which there is no solution. - Hazel Nicholson

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

Be on your guard against a silent dog and still water. - Latin Proverb

A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running. - Groucho Marx

Better to be the head of a dog than the tail of a lion. - English Proverb

Gigantic: The biggest, scariest bug in your dog's fur - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

I had plastic surgery last week. I cut up my credit cards. - Henny Youngman

A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer

Document: Repeating what your Doctor told you in your own words - Daffynitions joe-ks.com

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

A dog is a man's best friend. A cat is a cat's best friend. - Robert J Vogel

Happiness is coming home and knowing your dog is there to greet you. - Unknown

I had rather hear my dog bark at a crow, than a man swear he loves me. - William Shakespeare

You couldn't tell if she was dressed for an opera or an operation. - Irvin S Cobb

A dog has lots of friends because he wags his tail and not his tongue. - Unknown

A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the Doctor's book. - Irish Proverb

It doesn't matter if a cat is black or white, so long as it catches mice. - Deng Xiaoping

In the beginning, God created man, but seeing him so feeble, He gave him the cat. - Warren Eckstein

If you want to get out of medicine the fullest enjoyment, be students all your lives. - David Riesman

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann

If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: pour a little Lavoris in the toilet. - Jay Leno

The only equipment lack in the modern hospital? Somebody to meet you at the entrance with a handshake! - Martin H. Fischer

My doctor gave me six months to live, but when I couldn't pay the bill he gave me six months more. - Walter Matthau

We cannot embrace God's forgiveness if we are so busy clinging to past wounds and nursing old grudges. - T D Jakes

If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov

Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine

Even if the doctor does not give you a year ... make one brave push and see what can be accomplished in a week. - Robert Louis Stevenson

The New England Journal of Medicine reports that 9 out of 10 doctors agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot. - Jay Leno

The best doctor in the world is a veterinarian. He can't ask his patients what is the matter - he's got to know. - Will Rogers

Medicine is the restoration of discordant elements; sickness is the discord of the elements infused into the living body. - Leonardo da Vinci

Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles

When I was born the doctor came out to the waiting room and told my father, "We did everything we could... but he pulled through." - Rodney Dangerfield


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13-Aug-2020