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No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb

International Spade The Cat Week - Archie Bunker

A dog has the soul of a philosopher. - Plato

A young doctor means a new graveyard. - German Proverb

A hungry dog will eat dirty puddings. - Latin Proverb

A dog in desperation will leap over a wall. - Unknown

When the cat's away, the mice will play. - French Proverb

Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck

I spilled spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone. - Steven Wright

After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields

The kind man feeds his cat before sitting down to dinner. - Hebrew Proverb

My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield

If the cat sits long enough at the hole, it will catch the mouse. - Irish proverb

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

Confucius say: "Man who want pretty nurse, must be patient." - Unknown

To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs. - Aldous Huxley

A woman doctor is only good for women's problems - like your groinocology - Archie Bunker

The main difference between a cat and a lie is that a cat only has nine lives. - Mark Twain

If you are too smart to pay the doctor, you had better be too smart to get ill. - African Proverb

A dog is the only thing on this earth that loves you more than he loves himself. - Josh Billings

The only medicine for suffering, crime, and all the other woes of mankind, is wisdom. - Thomas Huxley

Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. - Lewis Grizzard

The practice of medicine is a thinker's job, the practice of surgery a plumber's. - Martin H. Fischer

Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful. - Ann Landers

It's not the size of the dog in the fight - it's the size of the fight in the dog. - Mark Twain

My doctor told me to stop having intimate dinners for four. Unless there are three other people. - Orson Welles

I wondher why ye can always read a doctor's bill an' ye niver can read his purscription. - Finley Peter Dunne

You might be a nurse if you firmly believe that "too stupid to live" should be a diagnosis. - Unknown

When I was born the Doctor took one look at my face, turned me over and said, "Look, twins!" - Rodney Dangerfield

The doctor sees all the weakness of mankind, the lawyer all the wickedness, the theologian all the stupidity. - Arthur Schopenhauer

I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis

If you get to thinkin' you're a person of some influence, try orderin' somebody else's dog around. - Unknown

Following his doctor's orders, Nikita (Khrushchev) has cut his drinking in half. He's leaving out the water. - Bob Hope

I will be deafer than the blue-eyed cat, And thrice as blind as any noonday owl, To holy virgins in their ecstasies. - Lord Alfred Tennyson

There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - O.S. Marden

The trained nurse has become one of the great blessings of humanity, taking a place beside the physician and the priest. - William Osler

I've got a great doctor. He gave a guy six months to live. They couldn't pay his bill so he gave him another six months. - Henny Youngman

The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Operation Re-elect Bush' doesn't seem to be popular. - Jay Leno

I went to the doctor because I'd swallowed a bottle of sleeping pills. My doctor told me to have a few drinks and get some rest. - Rodney Dangerfield

If animals could speak, the dog would be a blundering outspoken fellow; but the cat would have the rare grace of never saying a word too much. - Mark Twain


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14-Nov-2019