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Cell Phone Extraction
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Rectum? Darn near killed him!

Attorney Antonio Mendoza was released from a trauma center after having a cell phone removed from his rectum.

“My dog drags the thing all over the house,” he said later. “He must have dragged it into the shower. I slipped on the tile, tripped against the dog and sat down right on the thing.”

The extraction took more than three hours due to the fact that the cover to Mr. Mendoza’s phone had opened during insertion.

“He was a real trooper during the entire episode,” said Dr. Dennis Crobe.

“Tony just cracked jokes and really seemed to be enjoying himself. Three times during the extraction his phone rang and each time, he made joe-ks about it that just had us rolling on the floor. By the time we finished, we really did expect to find an answering machine in there.”


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25-Sep-2020