Never trust a dog to watch your food. When your dad is mad and asks you, “Do I look stupid?” don’t answer him. Never tell your mom her diet’s not working. Stay away from prunes. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as your school assignment. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. You can’t hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. Don’t pick on your sister when she’s holding a baseball bat. Never try to baptize a cat. see also   Kids  &  Language  Sections Words Of Wisdom   Swimming in the Dead Sea Redneck Beer Stacker Hot Summer Days mIndians Mouthful Of Information Happy Face Sandwich Senior Eye Exam Chubby Free Pirrows Young Rock Star 'Pier' Pressure Restored Beauty Powerplant Swimsuit Models Watermelon Cake Sharkini Julyed Filet Minion Better Singer Texas Basketball Grow Food, Not Lawns

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