A mature woman goes to the Doctor and asks his help to revive her man’s sex drive. Turkish Bath: A pool room - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Has Beans: Used coffee grounds - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Coffee and love taste best when hot. - German Proverb A morning without coffee is like sleep. - Unknown Do Lipton employees take coffee breaks? - Steven Wright Your messages are all the coffee I need. - Unknown When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown I like my men like I like my coffee. Silent. - Anna Kendrick How I feel when there is no coffee? DEPRESSO - Unknown Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown Coffee,chocolate, men. The richer the better! - Unknown Should I kill myself, or have a cup of coffee? - Albert Camus I have measured out my life with coffee spoons. - T S Eliot Leanardo De Cappuccino: Founder, coffee shop chain - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I'd rather take coffee than compliments just now. - Louisa May Alcott I only drink coffee grown in high altitude rain forests. - Rob Dyrdek Depresso: The feeling you get when you run out of coffee - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I only take Viagra when I'm with more than one woman. - Jack Nicholson Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage I think if I were a woman I'd wear coffee as a perfume. - John Van Druten Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank. - Alphonse Allais A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems. - Paul Erdos I put instant coffee in a microwave oven and almost went back in time. - Steven Wright Without my morning coffee, I'm just like a dried-up piece of goat. - J.S. Bach I'll have a "Cafe Mocha Vodka Valium Latte" to go, please. - Unknown What would life be without coffee? But then, what is it even with coffee? - King Louis XV I never drink coffee at lunch - I find it keeps me awake for the afternoon. - Ronald Reagan I love you more than pumpkin spice latte but please don't make me prove it! - Unknown If there's no coffee, I'm not getting up. Make Groundhog Day just better. - ethicalbean It's amazing how the world begins to change through the eyes of a cup of coffee. - Donna A Favors One day my mortal body will turn to dust, but the Turkish Republic will stand forever. - Mustafa Kemel Ataturk I just want a hot cup of coffee, black, and I don't want to hear about your troubles. - Charles Bukowski A half finished shawl left on the coffee table isn't a mess; it's an object of art. - Stephanie Pearl-McPhee If this is coffee, please bring me some tea. But if this is tea, please bring me some coffee. - Abraham Lincoln Jitterbug: 1. A Scotchman in front of a pay toilet; 2. Insect that's had too much coffee. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com You haven't had enough coffee until you can thread a sewing machine while it's running. - Unknown Only Irish coffee provides in a single glass all four essential food groups: alcohol, caffeine, sugar, and fat. - Alex Levine Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood. - Phyllis Diller A giraffe's coffee would be cold by the time it reached the bottom of its throat. Ever think about that? No. You only think about yourself. - Unknown Blind dates are treacherous. You don't know who this person is. You wonder, "Should I call my grandma during coffee to get out of this?" - Alan Alda see also Aging, Doctor & Medical Sections 3D Latte Art Café Cappuccino Canadian Fast Food Canadian Hot Check Coffee Level Coffee Attack Coffee Bean Grinder Coffee Cat Coffee D Cups Coffee Goes Better With Soldiers Coffee in Heaven Coffee Morning Coffee Owl Painting Coffee Steps Coffee Thread Cup of Mona Lisa Dog Holder & Coffee Warmer-Upper Everything Is Bigger In Texas Eye For Coffee Fake Steaming Coffee Cup for Office Escapes Free Coffee Hot Coffee It’s Coffee Time @ DonutLand Latte Art Legal Grounds Morning Coffee Morning Coffee Break Multi-Pour Coffee Pot Owl Have A Coffee Redneck Coffee Pot Redneck Coffee Table Safest Place In Canada Spill Proof Cup Spot the Man’s Head Hidden in the Coffee Beans Starbucks Bethlehem Starbucks’ New Mega Coffee Store Tested Coffee Summer Coffee Tim’s Puffer Viagra Overdose Wired For Coffee |
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