Q: Did you hear about the constipated mathematician?
A: He worked it out with a pencil.
Grief is itself a medicine. - William Cowper
Deliver: An organ in de body - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil
Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid
We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut
Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way
The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman
The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte
I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley
I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly
I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker
You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown
My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields
A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Zeal: A nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. - Ambrose Bierce
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter
That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield
The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard
Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke
Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney
Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown
The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar
In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson
Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown
My favorite thing about the human body is that we're all basically doughnuts. - Tyler Oakley
Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure. - Jane Austen
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca
We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey
Seafood is one of the easiest things to digest - a bratwurst is really hard on the body. - Joey Chestnut
The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh
The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine
Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden
Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie
There's a belonging problem in Hollywood. Who dictates who belongs? The very body who dictates that looks all one way. - Ava DuVernay
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed
A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain
Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown
Deliver: An organ in de body - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The greatest wealth is health. - Virgil
Laughter is the best medicine. - Joe-kster
No doctor is better than three. - German Proverb
Time is generally the best doctor. - Ovid
We are here on Earth to fart around. - Kurt Vonnegut
Society is a hospital of incurables. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
I could eat my body weight in sushi. - Mikey Way
The best medicine is having a good wife. - Kin Hubbard
God heals, and the doctor takes the fees. - Benjamin Franklin
Happiness is good health and a bad memory. - Ingrid Bergman
The best cure for the body is a quiet mind. - Napoleon Bonaparte
I've tried body surfing. It's nice. - Ziggy Marley
I left as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit. - Billy Connolly
I was just viciously body shamed by my mirror. - Danny Zuker
You can't cure stupid, but you can sedate it. - Unknown
My music isn't just music - it's medicine. - Unknown
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. - Erma Bombeck
Three out of four doctors recommend another doctor. - Graffito
As a cure for worrying, work is better than whiskey. - Ralph Waldo Emerson
After two days in hospital I took a turn for the nurse. - WC Fields
A fit, healthy body - that is the best fashion statement. - Jess C. Scott
People who shop in health food stores never look healthy. - Amy Sedaris
Math, it's a puzzle to me. I love figuring out puzzles. - Maya Lin
Math is like love - a simple idea but it can get complicated. - R. Drabek
A doctor whose breath smells has no right to medical opinion. - Martin H. Fischer
Our health is a voyage and every illness is an adventure story. - Margiad Evans
Zeal: A nervous disorder afflicting the young and inexperienced. - Ambrose Bierce
There is no cure for birth and death, save to enjoy the interval. - George Santayana
Sleep, riches, and health to be truly enjoyed must be interrupted. - Johann Paul Friedrich Richter
That Gerald Ford. He can't fart and chew gum at the same time. - Lyndon B. Johnson
My doctor said I look like a million dollars - green and wrinkled. - Red Skelton
The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir. - Thomas Fuller
There is but one temple in the universe and that is the body of man. - Novalis
I knew a girl so ugly, they use her in prisons to cure sex offenders. - Rodney Dangerfield
The worst thing about medicine is that one kind makes another necessary. - Elbert Hubbard
Nobody likes insurance companies, especially health insurance companies. - P.J. O'Rourke
Would you take all these pains about your looks if every body was blind? - Charles Finney
Never let success get to your head. Never let failure get to your health. - Unknown
The body is your temple. Keep it pure and clean for the soul to reside in. - B.K. Iyengar
In these times, God's people must trust him for rest of body and soul. - David Wilkerson
Lake: Large body of water into which a kid will jump should his friends do so - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Whiskey is by far the most popular of all remedies that won't cure a cold. - Jerry Vale
Health is like money - we never have a true idea of its value until we lose it. - Josh Billings
The doctors can cure all sorts of ills, except the shock of doctors' bills. - Unknown
My favorite thing about the human body is that we're all basically doughnuts. - Tyler Oakley
Selfishness must always be forgiven you know, because there is no hope of a cure. - Jane Austen
A man's health can be judged by which he takes two at a time - pills or stairs. - Joan Welsh
Poisons and medicine are oftentimes the same substance given with different intents. - Peter Mere Latham
First the Doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me. - Steve Martin
People pay the doctor for his trouble; for his kindness they still remain in his debt. - Seneca
We have so many words for states of mind, and so few words for the states of the body. - Jeanne Moreau
I like to crack the jokes now and again, but it's only because I struggle with math. - Tina Fey
Seafood is one of the easiest things to digest - a bratwurst is really hard on the body. - Joey Chestnut
The patient does not care about your science; what he wants to know is, can you cure him? - Martin H. Fischer
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get. - Robert Orben
When once a woman has given you her heart, you can never get rid of the rest of her body. - John Vanbrugh
The human mind treats a new idea the way the body treats a strange protein: it rejects it. - P.B. Medawar
We go by the major vote, and if the majority are insane, the sane must go to the hospital. - Horace Mann
Nothing can cure the soul but the senses, just as nothing can cure the senses but the soul. - Oscar Wilde
If you think health care is expensive now, wait until you see what it costs when it's free. - P.J. O'Rourke
There are 3 kinds of people in this world: those who are good at math, and those who aren't. - Unknown
A man has reached middle age when he is warned to slow down by his doctor instead of the police. - Unknown
I don't know why they call it heartbreak. It feels like every part of my body is broken too. - Unknown
The art of medicine consists of amusing the patient, whilst Mother Nature takes care of the cure. - Voltaire
At a formal dinner party, the person nearest death should always be seated closest to the bathroom. - George Carlin
Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce
I figure if I have my health, can pay the rent and I have my friends, I call it "content." - Lauren Bacall
For marriage to be a success, every woman and every man should have her and his own bathroom. The end. - Catherine Zeta-Jones
They have gun control in Cuba. They have universal health care in Cuba. So why do they want to come here? - Paul Harvey
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Finish last in your league and they call you idiot. Finish last in medical school and they call you doctor. - Abe Lemons
Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah
If my doctor told me I had only six minutes to live, I wouldn't brood, I'd just type a little faster. - Isaac Asimov
Most ballet teachers in the United States are terrible. If they were in medicine, everyone would be poisoned. - George Balanchine
Yoga is really trying to liberate us from shame about our bodies. To love your body is a very important thing. - Rodney Yee
I told my doctor I get very tired when I go on a diet, so he gave me pep pills. Know what happened? I ate faster. - Joe E. Lewis
Moderation. Small helpings. Sample a little bit of everything. These are the secrets of happiness and good health. - Julia Child
Perfect freedom is as necessary to the health and vigor of commerce as it is to the health and vigor of citizenship. - Patrick Henry
You can go your whole life and not need math or physics for a minute, but the ability to tell a joke is always handy. - Garrison Keillor
There is no medicine like hope, no incentive so great, and no tonic so powerful as expectation of something tomorrow. - Orison Swett Marden
Concentrating on poses clears the mind, while focusing on the breath helps the body shift out of fight or flight mode. - Melanie Haiken
My doctor recently told me that jogging could add years to my life. I think he was right. I feel ten years older already. - Milton Berle
You can catch health, happiness, and success from others just as easily as you can catch worries, bitterness, and failure. - Dale Carnegie
There's a belonging problem in Hollywood. Who dictates who belongs? The very body who dictates that looks all one way. - Ava DuVernay
I'm planning to adopt a dog soon. It wasn't my first choice but my Doctor told me I can't have any biologically. - Bill Murray
It is reasonable to expect the doctor to recognize that science may not have all the answers to problems of health and healing. - Norman Cousins
Let no one suppose that the words doctor and patient can disguise from the parties the fact that they are employer and employee. - George Bernard Shaw
Making the decision to have a child is momentous. It is to decide forever to have your heart go walking around outside your body. - Elizabeth Stone
A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer
Once in your life you need a doctor, a lawyer, a policeman, and a preacher... but every day, three times a day, you need a farmer. - Brenda Schaepp
There is a great difference between mind and body insomuch as body is by nature always divisible, and the mind is entirely indivisible. - Rene Descartes
Lost wealth may be replaced by industry; lost knowledge by study; lost health by temperance or medicine; but lost time is gone forever. - Samuel Smiles
I'm building a glass pyramid over the Egyptian escalator where my body will be mummified, so my customers can come and see me forever. - Mohamed Al-Fayed
A man who cannot work without his hypodermic needle is a poor doctor. The amount of narcotic you use is inversely proportional to your skill. - Martin H. Fischer
My Doctor told me to watch my drinking. Now I drink in front of a mirror. I drink too much. Way too much. My doctor drew blood. He ran a tab. - Rodney Dangerfield
There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman
My mother had a slender, small body, but a large heart - a heart so large that everybody's joys found welcome in it, and hospitable accommodation. - Mark Twain
Behind my smile is a broken heart; behind my laugh I'm falling apart; behind my eyes are tears at night; behind my body is a soul trying to fight. - Unknown
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