Step 1: Go buy a turkey ![]() Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef Recipe for a happy husband: Fake and Bake. - Unknown Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. - St. Ambrose I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields I don't even butter my bread. I consider that cooking. - Katherine Cebrian I'm a terrible cook, but I make very good lobster salad. - Nancy Carell My wife's such a bad cook, the dog begs for Alka-Seltzer. - Rodney Dangerfield A large income is the best recipe for happiness I ever heard of. - Jane Austen For all that has been - thanks. For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown Advice is like cooking - you should try it first before you feed it to others. - Unknown The turkey is living proof that an animal can survive with no intelligence at all. - Harvey D. Comstock My cooking is so bad my kids thought Thanksgiving was to commemorate Pearl Harbor. - Phyllis Diller Go see that turkey for yourself, and see for yourself why you shouldn't see it. - Samuel Goldwyn Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner I love Thanksgiving turkey - it's the only time in Los Angeles that you see natural breasts. - Arnold Schwarzenegger My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield Not what we say about our blessings, but how we use them, is the true measure of our thanksgiving. - W.T. Purkiser Breakfast is my favorite meal. I cook a big one for everyone - bacon and eggs. I own a lot of eggcups. - Emily Mortimer It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson Your majesty, I thank you from the bottom of my heart, and Madame Houde thanks you from her bottom too. - Camillein Houde In the words of Harry S. Truman, "If it's too hot in the kitchen, stay away from the cook." - Archie Bunker Once you have mastered a technique, you hardly need look at a recipe again, and can take off on your own. - Julia Child I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison What my mother believed about cooking is that if you worked hard and prospered, someone else would do it for you. - Nora Ephron The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books - how not to eat what you've just learned now to cook. - Andy Rooney I love lean meats like chicken, turkey. I'm obsessed with sushi and fish in general. I eat a lot of veggies and hummus. - Shawn Johnson I love spaghetti. And I like to cook spaghetti. And I used to eat it every day. I weighed thirty pounds more than I do now. - Christopher Walken An expert is like the bottom of a double boiler. It shoots off a lot of steam, but it never really knows what's cooking. - Unknown Rejoice evermore. Pray without ceasing. In every thing give thanks: for this is the will of God in Christ Jesus concerning you. - I Thessalonians 5:16-18 I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown There is one thing more exasperating than a spouse who can cook and won't... and that's a spouse who can't cook and will. - Unknown We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin see also Food & Turkey Sections Going Cold Turkey Grandma’s Beautiful Pies Happy Thanksgiving, Y’all! Ode To A Turkey Redneck Thanksgiving Redneck Turkey Shoot Run, Turkey, Run! Thanksgiving Harvest Time Too Much Turkey Turkey Recipe Turkey Weather Forecast ’Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving |
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