Step 1: Go buy a turkey ![]() Hunger is a good cook. - Proverb Then you add two forkfuls of cooking oil. - The French Chef Eternity is two people and a roast turkey. - James Dent She did not so much cook as assassinate food. - Storm Jameson Home cooking. Where many a man thinks his wife is. - Jimmy Durante No duty is more urgent than that of returning thanks. - St. Ambrose I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields Jello: The only food your husband has ever learned to cook - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I was 32 when I started cooking; up until then, I just ate. - Julia Child A peacock that rests on his feathers is just another turkey. - Dolly Parton My wife is such a bad cook, in my house we pray after the meal. - Rodney Dangerfield For all that has been - thanks. For all that will be - yes. - Dag Hammarskjold Cooking certain dishes, like roast pork, reminds me of my mother. - Maya Angelou I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. - Emo Philips Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist. - G K Chesterton We take for granted the things that we should be giving thanks for. - Unknown Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn't cook it! - Gordon Ramsay Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu If ever a chef were to cook a fly, he would keep the breast for himself. - Poland Proverb Thanks to this man I've gone from over-the-counter to over-the-barrel. - Unknown A joyful life is an individual creation that cannot be copied from a recipe. - Mihaly Csikszentmihalyi The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook. - Julia Child The only good thing about him is his cook. The world visits his dinners, not him. - Moliere A lot of Thanksgiving days have been ruined by not carving the turkey in the kitchen. - Kin Hubbard When men reach their sixties and retire, they go to pieces. Women go right on cooking. - Gail Sheehy A recipe is only a theme, which an intelligent cook can play each time with a variation. - Madame Benoit Thanks you for being a part of my life, whether you were a Reason, a Season, or a Lifetime. - Unknown If you meet someone who can cook and do housework, don't hesitate a minute - marry him! - Rita Rudner My wife is such a bad cook, if we leave dental floss in the kitchen the roaches hang themselves. - Rodney Dangerfield My mother gave me my drive, but my father gave me my dreams. Thanks to him, I could see a future. - Liza Minnelli The shoe that fits one person pinches another; there is no recipe for living that suits all cases. - Carl Jung It was so hot today that Burger King was singing, 'if you want it your way, cook it yourself.' - Johnny Carson I refuse to believe that trading recipes is silly. Tuna-fish casserole is at least as real as corporate stock. - Barbara Harrison I'm not always optimistic. You wouldn't have all cylinders cooking if you were always like Mary Poppins. - Carol Burnett The wonderful world of home appliances now makes it possible to cook indoors with charcoal and outdoors with gas. - Bill Vaughan Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and I think, "Well, that's not going to happen." - Unknown We're having something a little different this year for Thanksgiving. Instead of a turkey, we're having a swan. You get more stuffing. - George Carlin Got no checkbooks, got no banks, Still I'd like to express my thanks - I got the sun in the mornin' And the moon at night. - Irving Berlin I cook croquetas, and I eat jamon. I keep my diet 100% Mediterranean and drink my Rioja. In that sense, I have a piece of Spain in West Hollywood. - Paz Vega see also Food & Turkey Sections Going Cold Turkey Grandma’s Beautiful Pies Happy Thanksgiving, Y’all! Ode To A Turkey Redneck Thanksgiving Redneck Turkey Shoot Run, Turkey, Run! Thanksgiving Harvest Time Too Much Turkey Turkey Recipe Turkey Weather Forecast ’Twas The Night Before Thanksgiving |
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