A man staggers into an emergency room with two black eyes and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the Doctor asks him what happened. “Well, it was like this,” said the man. “I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife when she sliced her ball into a pasture of cows.” “We went to look for it and while I was rooting around, I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.” “I walked over and lifted up the tail and sure enough, there was my wife’s golf ball - stuck right in the middle of the cow’s butt. That’s when I made my mistake.” “What did you do?” asks the Doctor. “Well, I lifted the tail and yelled to my wife, ’Hey, this looks like yours!’ ” see also   Golf  Section   Bacon Wrapped Onion Rings T-Rex Shadow Camel Parking Cheat of the Year Born To Be Wild Why I Wear 2 Masks Welfare State Redneck Wedding Cake Blonde Gears Party Direction Sign House 'Broke'rage 'Piece of Cake' Resignation Letter Bee Safe Catfish Noodling I'm A Believer

25-Sep-2020