NAME ________________________________ See if he passed the literaracy test. - Archie Bunker Cardiology: The study of poker playing - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I go to school the youth to learn the future. - Robert Frost Often the test of courage is not to die, but to live. - Conte Vittorio Afieri A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. - George Santayana You can lead a boy to college but you cannot make him think. - Elbert Hubbard Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow Texas is now a cornerstone of the electoral college for Republicans. - Ed Gillespie The older a man gets, the farther he had to walk to school as a boy. - Henry Brightman Walking has been ridiculous in college basketball the past 15 years. - Bobby Knight I will study and prepare myself… and someday my chance will come. - Abraham Lincoln Success can test one's mettle as surely as the strongest adversary. - Unknown Law school is the opposite of sex. Even when it's good it's lousy. - Unknown A pretty good test of a man's religion is how it affects his pocketbook. - Francis James Grimke One of the truest tests of integrity is its blunt refusal to be compromised. - Chinua Achebe The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart. - Robert Ingersoll I had a terrible education. I attended a school for emotionally disturbed teachers. - Woody Allen When I was in high school, I earned the pimple award and every other gross-out award. - Jack Nicholson Hope has proven a powerful predictor of outcome in every study we've done so far. - Charles R Snyder If a young person has any idealism at all, it's strongest about the time he finishes college. - Sargent Shriver The real test of your character is your treatment of those who can be of no possible service to you. - Unknown I must study politics and war that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy. - John Adams One of the tests of leadership is the ability to recognize a problem before it becomes an emergency. - Arnold H. Glasow It used to take me all vacation to grow a new hide in place of the one they flogged off me during school term. - Mark Twain The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. - Haruki Murakami In my last year of school, I was voted Class Optimist and Class Pessimist. Looking back, I realize I was only half right. - Jack Nicholson We study the glory of God, and the honour and liberty of parliament, for which we fight, without seeking our own interests. - Oliver Cromwell It is the studying you do after your school days that really counts. Otherwise, you know only that which everyone else knows. - Henry L. Doherty My son really has the spirit of Valentine's Day. When he was in college, he used to send his mother a heart-shaped box of laundry. - Milton Berle I was named the Class Clown in the high school yearbook, so I was always turning to comedy and laughter to heal and to get me through things. - Guillermo Diaz Every job I do, I like to think it makes me better, or I learn things. It's all about how much something's going to stretch me or test me. - Daniel Radcliffe Graduation speeches were invented largely in the belief that college students should never be released into the world until they have been properly sedated. - Garry Trudeau I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older; then it dawned on me - they're cramming for their final exam. - George Carlin If Moses had gone to Harvard Law School and spent three years working on the Hill, he would have written the Ten Commandments with three exceptions and a saving clause. - Charles Morgan After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise. - Shirley Jones School is learning things you don't want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn't know, while working toward a future you don't know will ever come. - Dave Kellett Keep a good attitude and do the right thing even when it's hard. When you do that you are passing the test. And God promises you your marked moments are on their way. - Joel Osteen I used to collect hockey cards. It was like Vegas at my school. You'd go to school with your box of cards, and at recess and lunchtime there were all these games we'd play. - Steve Nash I'm a really smart guy. I was a really good student at the best school in the country. The reason I have a little doubt, just a little, is because he grew up and nobody knew him. - Donald Trump When Satan tempts a person, it is a solicitation to disobedience. When acted upon, it brings harm. When God tests a person, it is a solicitation to obedience. 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