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Elephant Legs Illusion

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Four legs good, two legs bad. - George Orwell

Done the elephants, done the poverty. - Phil Tufnell

The legs are the wheels of creativity. - Albert Einstein

Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so. - Douglas Adams

Inflation: everyone's illusion of wealth - Unknown

Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands. - Jayne Mansfield

The elephant can survive only if forests survive. - Mark Shand

The elephant does not limp when walking on thorns. - African Proverb

Anything related to elephants is irrelephant. - Unknown

The best part of him ran down his mother's legs. - Jackie Gleason

Don't feel pity for the rider's hanging legs. - Greek Proverb

The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf. - H G Wells

Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one. - Albert Einstein

When two elephants fight it is the grass that gets trampled. - African Proverb

The moment my legs begin to move, my thoughts begin to flow. - Henry David Thoreau

If we choose, we can live in a world of comforting illusion. - Noam Chomsky

If you want to know if your brain is flabby, feel your legs. - Bruce Barton

It's a great advantage to be able to hurdle with both legs. - David Coleman

Illusion is the dust the devil throws in the eyes of the foolish. - Minna Antrim

Our separation from each other is an optical illusion of consciousness. - Albert Einstein

Never say never because limits, like fears, are often just an illusion. - Michael Jordan

Normal is an illusion. What is normal for the spider is chaos for the fly. - Morticia Addams

Before you eat the elephant, make sure you know what parts you want to eat. - Todd Stocker

I prayed for twenty years but received no answer until I prayed with my legs. - Frederick Douglass

They invented wheelbarrows to teach FAA inspectors to walk on their hind legs. - Martin Caidin

Women are like elephants to me: nice to look at, but I wouldn't want to own one. - WC Fields

The single biggest problem in communication is the illusion that it has taken place. - George Bernard Shaw

Like the cosmetics industry, the securities business is engaged in selling illusion. - Paul Samuelson

If you fall out of that window and break both your legs, don't come running to me. - Groucho Marx

The greatest obstacle to discovery is not ignorance - it is the illusion of knowledge. - Daniel J. Boorstin

Only time can heal your broken heart. Just as only time can heal his broken arms and legs. - Miss Piggy

I'm no different from anybody else with two arms, two legs, and forty-two hundred hits. - Pete Rose

One morning I shot an elephant in my pyjamas.
How he got into my pyjamas I'll never know. - Groucho Marx

The illusion that the times that were are better than those that are has probably pervaded all ages. - Horace Greeley

When you have an elephant by the hind legs and he is trying to run away, it's best to let him run. - Abraham Lincoln

His wallet is more capacious than an elephant's scrotum and just as difficult to get your hands on. - Blackadder

A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward. - Franklin D Roosevelt

I've always loved yoga because you get to connect to a deep religious truth while stretching your legs. - Katya Zamolodchikova

Love easily confuses us because it is always in flux between illusion and substance, between memory and wish, between contentment and need. - Tom Robbins

It was one of the most ancient terrors, the one that meant that no sooner had mankind learned to walk on two legs than it dropped to its knees. - Terry Pratchett


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30-Jun-2022