Two Eskimos were paddling in their kayak along the Alaskan coastline. They were out there for a long time and they started to get cold. We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins You can't have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. - American Proverb Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford see also Aging, History & Trivia Sections Bad Luck Kayaker Close Encounters of the Whale Kind Defence Budget Cuts Great Crab Day Hammock Kayak Humpback Kayak Just Checking Kanew Sales Kayak Funeral Kayak Tours for Lunch & Dinner Guests Moorage For Your Large Boat Parent Delete Redneck Whirlpool Reverse Bucket List Saudi Paddleboarders Senior’s Paddle Surfboard Surf-In Lunch Snack The Difference Between a Canadian and a Canoe Whale Skim Winter Kayaking |
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