Two Eskimos were paddling in their kayak along the Alaskan coastline. They were out there for a long time and they started to get cold.
During one of their breaks they lit a fire to warm up, but tragically their kayak caught fire and they drowned.
Moral of the story: you can’t have your kayak and heat it too.
We can get all the Indians we need at the reservoir. - Samuel Goldwyn
I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins
You can't have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. - American Proverb
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey
Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler
Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams
That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker
Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike
Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters
Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx
Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker
I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor
Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters
If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
I'm Irish and Cherokee Indian. I can't faint. - Lynn Collins
You can't have all chiefs; you gotta have Indians too. - American Proverb
Native ability without education is like a tree without fruit. - Aristippus
Lisa, vampires are make-believe, like elves, gremlins, and Eskimos. - Homer Simpson
Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey
Yancy is actually a Native-American name, but I'm Irish. Go figure. - Yancy Butler
Are you Indian or Pakistani? I can never tell the difference between you chaps. - Prince Philip
When my friends and I played cowboys and Indians, I was always the Chinese railroad worker. - Robin Williams
That's what Columbus said to the Indians just before he gypped 'em out of Manhattan. - Archie Bunker
Few Indians only had breech cloths, most being wrapped in buffalo robes, otherwise quite naked. - Zebulon Pike
Indian people, we are proud of our cheapness. You are never gonna insult us by calling us cheap. - Russell Peters
Diatribe: 1. An extinct race; 2. The group of native Brits that worship the late Princess Diana. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
As a child, I was subjected to a lot of spaghetti Westerns and hated them. I wanted the Indians to win. - Kara Walker
We took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed.
But we're going back next week. - Groucho Marx
Indians are so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. - Russell Peters
The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there ought to be as many for love. - Margaret Atwood
They're picking bananas in Brazil and them Indians down there, they don't care about what you look like. - Archie Bunker
I have never had to face anything that could overwhelm the native optimism and stubborn perseverance I was blessed with. - Sonia Sotomayor
Indians are the second largest population in the world, but we're invisible on TV - everything is either black or white. - Russell Peters
If Aliens visit us, the outcome would be much as when Columbus landed in America, which didn't turn out well for the Native Americans. - Stephen Hawking
Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the Government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian. - Henry Ford
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