Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.” Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier I never forgive, but I always forget. - Arthur Balfour Forget injuries; never forget kindness. - Confucius I've a grand memory for forgetting. - Robert Louis Stevenson You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not in the mind. - Lionel Hampton Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you. - Unknown He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen. - Edward de Bono Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner Webnesia: The act of loading a web browser, then instantly forgetting the site you were going to visit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr. If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... - Norman Wisdom If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end. - Unknown I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham see also Aging & Stress Sections Camping For Seniors Dementia Relations Dreams Come True Good Morning Babushka Grandma Not Welcome Grandma’s Beautiful Pies Grandma Was Here Granny Does Windows Too |
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