Three old ladies are sitting in a diner, chatting about various things. One lady says, “You know, I’m getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the top of the stairs, and I couldn’t remember whether I had just come up or was about to go down.”
The second lady says, “You think that’s bad? The other day, I was sitting on the edge of my bed, and I couldn’t remember whether I was going to bed or had just woken up!”
The third lady smiles smugly. “Well, my memory’s just as good as it’s always been,
knock on wood.” She raps the table. With a startled look on her face, she asks, “Who’s there?”
Women and elephants never forget. - Dorothy Parker
The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier
I never forgive, but I always forget. - Arthur Balfour
Forget injuries; never forget kindness. - Confucius
I've a grand memory for forgetting. - Robert Louis Stevenson
You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward
The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy
Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein
I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan
Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide
People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi
Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not in the mind. - Lionel Hampton
Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you. - Unknown
He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne
The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin
People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton
Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace
A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen. - Edward de Bono
Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner
Webnesia: The act of loading a web browser, then instantly forgetting the site you were going to visit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell
It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.
If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... - Norman Wisdom
If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle
In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle
Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end. - Unknown
I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume
Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer
Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood
Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham
The crime of loving is forgetting. - Maurice Chevalier
I never forgive, but I always forget. - Arthur Balfour
Forget injuries; never forget kindness. - Confucius
I've a grand memory for forgetting. - Robert Louis Stevenson
You live and learn, then die and forget it all. - Noel Coward
The true art of memory is the art of attention. - Samuel Johnson
Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names. - John F Kennedy
Those who forget their past are destined to repeat it. - Robert A. Heinlein
I do today from memory what yesterday I did in passion. - Gerald Barzan
Nothing prevents happiness like the memory of happiness. - Andre Gide
People tend to forget their duties but remember their rights. - Indira Gandhi
Gratitude is when memory is stored in the heart and not in the mind. - Lionel Hampton
Forget what hurt you in the past but never forget what it taught you. - Unknown
He who does not remember the past is condemned to forget where he parked. - David Rudnitsky
Nothing fixes a thing so intensely in the memory as the wish to forget it. - Michel de Montaigne
The only mothers it is safe to forget on Mother's Day are the good ones. - Mignon McLaughlin
People forget how fast you did a job - but they remember how well you did it. - Howard Newton
Dinner and a movie? Forget that. I'd rather have a picnic and a waterfall. - Amanda Grace
A memory is what is left when something happens and does not completely unhappen. - Edward de Bono
Let us never forget that the cultivation of the earth is the most important labor of man. - Daniel Webster
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it. - Laurence J Peter
The aging process has you firmly in its grasp if you never get the urge to throw a snowball. - Doug Larson
Once you're a mom, you're always a mom. It's like riding a bike, you never forget. - Taraji P Henson
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day. - Jay Leno
Men forget everything; women remember everything. That's why men need instant replays in sports. - Rita Rudner
Webnesia: The act of loading a web browser, then instantly forgetting the site you were going to visit - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Any married man should forget his mistakes - there's no use in two people remembering the same thing. - John C Maxwell
It is a brief period of life that is granted us by nature, but the memory of a well-spent life never dies. - Cicero
The road to medical knowledge is through the pathological museum and not through an apothecary's shop. - William Withey Gull
Never forget the three powerful resources you always have available to you: love, prayer, and forgiveness. - H Jackson Brown, Jr.
If all the young ladies who attended the Yale prom were laid end to end, no one would be the least surprised. - Dorothy Parker
As you get older three things happen. The first is your memory goes, and I can't remember the other two... - Norman Wisdom
If we limit ourselves to the age that we are, and forget all the ages that we have been, we diminish our truth. - Madeleine L'Engle
In today's rush, we all think too much, seek too much, want too much and forget about the joy of just being. - Eckhart Tolle
Love is a symbol of eternity. It wipes out all sense of time, destroying all memory of a beginning and all fear of an end. - Unknown
I cannot but bless the memory of Julius Caesar, for the great esteem he expressed for fat men; and his aversion to lean ones. - David Hume
Only one rule in medical ethics need concern you: that action on your part which best conserves the interest of your patient. - Martin H. Fischer
Modesty is invisibility... Never forget it. To be seen - to be seen - is to be... penetrated. What you must be girls, is impenetrable. - Margaret Atwood
Great music is that which penetrates the ear with facility and leaves the memory with difficulty. Magical music never leaves the memory. - Thomas Beecham
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