One day a man named Bob was playing a round of golf with the Pope. On the first hole, Bob hits the ball into a sand trap “Damn, I missed.” says Bob. The Pope says, “You shouldn’t say that - it is bad.” Later on in the day on the ninth hole Bob hits the ball into the water. “Damn, I missed” says Bob again. The Pope says, “Don’t say that. Next time you do, God will strike you down with a lightning bolt.” Close to the end of the day on the last hole, Bob hits it an inch short of the hole. “Damn, I missed” says Bob once again. The Pope looks into the sky as the clouds start to split apart. Then a lightning bolt comes down from heaven, striking and killing the Pope. God’s voice echoes, “D-a-r-n, I missed.” see also   Golf  &  Religious  Sections Golf Like I Do   Unless Your Dog Can Do This Dragon Buoy Cat On A Hot Tin Roof Bird Melons Local Crabs Black Golfer Ostrich Imprint Tea Party Weapon Extra Space Bed Unattended Children ThrowYo Cell Phone Warning Umbrella Protection and Non-Protection Husband Creche Undertaker Bike Road Sign Dictionary Sandal Security House Appraisal Tongue Twister Class Notes

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