One day a man named Bob was playing a round of golf with the Pope. On the first hole, Bob hits the ball into a sand trap “Damn, I missed.” says Bob. The Pope says, “You shouldn’t say that - it is bad.” Later on in the day on the ninth hole Bob hits the ball into the water. “Damn, I missed” says Bob again. The Pope says, “Don’t say that. Next time you do, God will strike you down with a lightning bolt.” Close to the end of the day on the last hole, Bob hits it an inch short of the hole. “Damn, I missed” says Bob once again. The Pope looks into the sky as the clouds start to split apart. Then a lightning bolt comes down from heaven, striking and killing the Pope. God’s voice echoes, “D-a-r-n, I missed.” see also   Golf  &  Religious  Sections Golf Like I Do   Tooth Loss Organic Compromise Classic Ballet Ad Redneck Air Conditioning Controls End Of World Car Sale Digging Up A Date Tomato Sprouts Shuttle Bus Driver Tight FM Bandwidth Boat Hurdles Sign Model In Stock Guarantee Microslave: You're Not Going Anywhere Today Homing Pigeon Sale Extra Weight Proof of Global Warming Colgate Advertising Campaign Ship Tow Canadian Warship Swiss Army Mega Tools

02-Dec-2021