One day a man named Bob was playing a round of golf with the Pope. On the first hole, Bob hits the ball into a sand trap “Damn, I missed.” says Bob. The Pope says, “You shouldn’t say that - it is bad.” Later on in the day on the ninth hole Bob hits the ball into the water. “Damn, I missed” says Bob again. The Pope says, “Don’t say that. Next time you do, God will strike you down with a lightning bolt.” Close to the end of the day on the last hole, Bob hits it an inch short of the hole. “Damn, I missed” says Bob once again. The Pope looks into the sky as the clouds start to split apart. Then a lightning bolt comes down from heaven, striking and killing the Pope. God’s voice echoes, “D-a-r-n, I missed.” see also   Golf  &  Religious  Sections Golf Like I Do   Lettuce Face Devoted Husband Dental Car Donut Seeds Pill Man Bus Wait Weight It Should Start Hi, My Name's Cliff - Drop Over Some Time! Sparks Recycling Last Gasp Request Flower Shop For Men Canadian Archaeology Tank Top Security One Beer A Day Tennis Hammock Fare Dodger Husband of the Year Bolder Boulder Shoe Stop Exactly How I Feel

18-Nov-2019