A little duck walks into a bar one day. He saunters up to the bartender and asks, “Got any gwapes? Goose Pimples: Duck acne - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I work until beer o'clock. - Stephen King Adventure is the champagne of life. - G K Chesterton When the wine is in, the wit is out. - English Proverb Candy is dandy but liquor is quicker. - Ogden Nash Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder. - Unknown Beer. Now there's a temporary solution. - Homer Simpson I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood Good friends, like wine, get better with age. - Unknown Step aside Coffee. This is a job for Alcohol. - Unknown Beer: The method of turning grain into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Wine is the most civilized thing in the world. - Ernest Hemingway When life hands you lemons, make whiskey sours. - WC Fields Talking to you is like casting pearls into wine. - Archie Bunker Everything's better with bacon and red wine. - Dianne Harman I should never have switched from Scotch to martinis. - Humphrey Bogart I cook with wine; sometimes I even add it to the food. - WC Fields It was 2:00 p.m., too early for wine but not for chocolate. - Andrea Hurst Some call it Cocktail Hour. To me, it's a support group. - Unknown What two ideas are more inseparable than Beer and Britannia? - Sydney Smith I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. - Tommy Cooper I'm only a beer teetotaller, not a champagne teetotaller. - George Bernard Shaw Stop trying to make everybody happy - you're not tequila. - Unknown I never drank anything stronger than beer before I was twelve. - WC Fields The sweetest grapes are picked from the vineyard of friendship. - French Proverb I'm aging like fine wine. I'm getting complex and fruity. - Unknown I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me. - Winston Churchill Give me a woman who truly loves beer and I will conquer the world. - Kaiser Willhelm II We are all mortal until the first kiss and the second glass of wine. - Eduardo Galeano In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria. - Ben Franklin Not the cry, but the flight of a wild duck, leads the flock to fly and follow. - Chinese Proverb One of the disadvantages of wine is that it makes a man mistake words for thoughts. - Samuel Johnson Kidney: 1. Midpoint of a child's leg; 2. An organ used to convert beer into urine. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I'll bring ya a bottle of champagne. Maybe I'll even bring home a whole maggot. - Archie Bunker You call this a party? The beer is warm, the women cold and I'm hot under the collar. - Groucho Marx When Jack Benny has a party, you not only bring your own scotch, you bring your own rocks. - George Burns Measure thy life by loss instead of gain, not by the wine drunk, but the wine poured forth. - Harriet King One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duck tape to make them stop. - G.M. Weilacher I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often - but I'm well preserved. - Rose Kennedy I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs. - Robert Downey Jr. They don't make pizza or beer out of celery. And that is all you need to know about celery. - Bill Murray I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence, or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me. - Hunter S Thompson If you have to choose between drinking wine every day or being skinny, which would you choose: Red or White? - Unknown I walk like a duck: very straight up and down. Or like a penguin. It's a dead giveaway that I'm a dancer. - David Hallberg There is more refreshment and stimulation in a nap, even of the briefest, than in all the alcohol ever distilled. - Ovid Ninety percent I'll spend on good times, women and Irish Whiskey. The other ten percent I'll probably waste. - Tug McGraw You pretty much can't get away from bacon or whiskey in the South. Put a doughnut in it and you'd be good to go. - Hillary Scott Alcohol is not in my vodkabulary. However, I looked it up on whiskeypedia and learned if you drink too much of it, it's likely tequilya. - Unknown The simple act of opening a bottle of wine has brought more happiness to the human race than all the collective governments in the history of earth. - Jim Harrison see also Bartender Section Grapeless Apples and Wine - Picked or Stomped? Aussie Wine Glass Cheap Wine Market Costco Wine French Red Wine Fruit Salad Dinner Glass Prescription Hammock Wine Heavy Drinking If Alcohol Talked Insect Wine Glass Jim’s Happy Hour Men Are Like Fine Wine Navajo Wine New Wine For Seniors Red Wine Diet Redneck Wine Glass Redneck Wine Dispenser Redneck Wine Holder Texas Wine Glass Walmart’s Redneck Wine Wine Aerobics Wine Day Wine Flowchart Wine Glass Chair Wine Glass Lanyard Wine Pairing in the Stone Age Wine Secret Wine Signs Wine Socks Wine Therapy Wine Time Wine Time Finally |
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