1:00 am - Alarm clock rings. Shoot folly as it flies. - Alexander Pope Hunters do it with a big bang. - Unknown He who has no falcon must hunt with an owl. - Danish Proverb Old hunters never die, they just stay loaded. - Unknown Don't think to hunt two hares with one dog. - Benjamin Franklin Aim high and you won’t shoot your foot off. - Phyllis Diller Rotarians, be patriotic! Learn to shoot yourself. - Unknown Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting. - Christopher Morley Hunting: the least honorable form of war on the weak. - Paul Richard Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best. - Oscar Wilde Shooting Star: A famous actor who uses his gun too often - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Fox hunting is the unspeakable in pursuit of the inedible. - Oscar Wilde You know, I could rent you out as a decoy for duck hunters. - Groucho Marx Hunting isn't just something I do. It's part of who I am. - Unknown When the hares have all been caught, the hunting dogs are cooked. - Laozi Diploma: 1. Da man dat fixes your pipes; 2. A job-hunting license. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Vegetarian: an old Indian word for "doesn't hunt well." - Paul Harvey Golf is a game in which you yell fore, shoot six, and write down five. - Paul Harvey To hunt successfully, you must know your ground, your pack, and your quarry. - K J Parker Hunting is not a sport. In a sport, both sides should know they're in the game. - Paul Rodriguez Grandchildren are God's rewards to grandparents for not shooting their children. - Unknown To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target. - Ashleigh Brilliant Though so trifling, the success of our first Buffalo hunt gave us quite a social lift. - Ernest T. Seton A hunt based only on trophies taken falls far short of what the ultimate goal should be. - Fred Bear Attitude is everything - shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll be among the stars. - Les Brown The only reason I ever played golf in the first place was so I could afford to hunt and fish. - Sam Snead There are sadistic scientists who hurry to hunt down errors instead of establishing the truth. - Marie Curie My tastes are not those of the king, who has none, except for hunting and mechanic's labour. - Marie Antoinette You might be a redneck if your favorite hunting dog has a bigger tombstone than your grandfather. - Jeff Foxworthy A moose is an animal with horns on the front of its head and a hunting lodge wall on the back of it. - Groucho Marx In hunting - as in life - sometimes the thing you need most isn't the thing you went looking for. - Unknown I became hooked on the idea of being able to shoot an image and process it myself, and end up with a product. - Leonard Nimoy I am getting to an age when I can only enjoy the last sport left. It is called 'hunting for your spectacles.' - Edward Grey The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun. - P G Wodehouse I was court-martialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan When you hunt animals, you may succeed or not. But when you open the fridge, you will succeed a hundred percent of the time. - Nora Volkow It's a good thing we have gravity or else when birds died they'd just stay right up there. Hunters would be all confused. - Steven Wright Hunters will tell you that a moose is a wily and ferocious forest creature. Nonsense. A moose is a cow drawn by a three-year-old. - Bill Bryson I could stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot somebody, and I wouldn't lose any voters, okay? It's, like, incredible. - Donald Trump When I came back to Dublin, I was courtmartialled in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence. - Brendan Behan see also Hunting Section Antler Field Deer Hunter Tattoo Fawntastic Deer Camouflage How To Cook A Deer How To Make A Deer Stand Hunter’s Dream Wedding Mounted Deer Antlers Redneck Beer Hunter Redneck Bird Dogs Redneck Deer Hunters Redneck Deer Stand Redneck Motorcycle Hunter Redneck Porch Hunter Redneck Wedding Snow Camo Stuck Redneck Moose Hunters When The Deer Hunt The Hunters |
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