A small village was troubled by a man-eating lion. So its leaders sent a message to the great hunter, Jonesie, to come and kill the beast. For several nights the hunter lay in wait for the lion, but it never appeared. Finally, he told the village chief to kill a cow and give him its hide. Draping the skin over his shoulders, he went to the pasture to wait for the lion. In the middle of the night, the villagers woke to the sound of blood-curdling shrieks coming from the pasture. As they carefully approached, they saw the hunter on the ground, groaning in pain.  There was no sign of the lion. “What happened, Jonesie? Where is the lion?” asked the chief. “Forget the damn lion!” he howled. “Which one of you idiots let the bull loose?” see also   Animal,  Hunting  &  Stress  Sections CATastrophe - How to Lionize Your Cat Cute Lion Driftwood Lion Excerpt from a Lion Cookbook Lion On Stilts Lion Tail Tale Lion Tamer Mexican Lion Mozambique Lion Warning   Why Wear A Safety Helmet? It's Making This Weird Noise Awkward German Emergency Road Share Bikini Photobomb Hands Free Cell Phone Defence Budget Cuts Click Click Imaging Specialists Soldier Salute Miss Afghanistan Finalists Beware Of Log Horse Wood Sculpture Redneck Genealogy Lesson Phun with Physics Saskatchewan Harley I Don't Want To Get My Pants Wet Christopher Walken Secret Passage Redneck Wheelchair Stroller Best Hands-On Coverage

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