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be a Man - Because: Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers Hot Chocolate: Stolen candy - Daffynitions joe-ks.com To stop aging, keep on raging. - Michael Forbes Old age is the verdict of life. - Amelia E Barr Old age is no place for sissies. - Bette Davis I'm a woman who wants her chocolate. - Jessica Simpson Old age is always 15 years older than I am. - Bernard Baruch When coffee dreams, it dreams of chocolate. - Unknown I'm Hybrid. I run on chocolate and wine. - Unknown Old age is like underwear, it creeps up on you. - Unknown We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown I know I can't cheat death, but I can cheat old age. - Darwin Deason One of the many pleasures of old age is giving things up. - Malcolm Muggeridge Aging seems to be the only available way to live a long life. - Daniel F E Auber When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer Don't let aging get you down. It's too hard to get back up. - John Wagner Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote Forget aging. If you're six feet above ground, it's a good day. - Faith Hill All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt. - Charles M. Schulz A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn We look forward to a disorderly, vigorous, unhonored and disreputable old age. - Don Marquis The 12-step chocolate program: Never be more than 12 steps away from chocolate! - Terry Moore Advanced old age is when you sit in a rocking chair and can't get it going. - Eliakim Katz W.C. Fields has a profound respect for old age. Especially when it's bottled. - Gene Fowler Children are a great comfort in your old age, and they help you reach it faster, too. - Lionel Kauffman We could certainly slow the aging process down if it had to work its way through Congress. - Will Rogers Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii When grace is joined with wrinkles, it is adorable. There is an unspeakable dawn in happy old age. - Victor Hugo Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke I'm learning in my old age that the only thing you can do to keep your sanity is to stay in the moment. - Willem Dafoe You can't reach old age by another man's road. My habits protect my life but they would assassinate you. - Mark Twain Dear Diamond, We all know who is really a girl's best friend. Yours sincerely, Chocolate Cake - Unknown I'm grateful that I never was that senior athlete who realized she'd done nothing but train all her life. - Clara Hughes One should never make one's debut in a scandal. One should reserve that to give interest to one's old age. - Oscar Wilde Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown You end up as you deserve. In old age you must put up with the face, the friends, the health, and the children you have earned. - Fay Weldon Not one of them who took up in his youth with his opinion that there are no gods ever continued until old age faithful to his conviction. - Plato Aging: 1. A supposed ripening into wisdom that most Westerners attempt to delay as long as possible; 2. A one-way street with no stoplights. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com see also Aging, History & Trivia Sections 2 Carrot Ring Bluenecks: Revenge of the Rednecks Redneck Chandelier Redneck Electric Pool Redneck Estate Sale Redneck Spaghetti Redneck Swing Tree Redneck Tractor Redneck Tree Fort Redneck Water Taps Redneck Whirlpool A Woman’s Mind Arkansas Divorce Application Before The Impact Communication Divorce Divorce Cakes Divorce Defined Divorce Is Grand Emotion Stew Everything Men Know About Women Fence Nails Fliptus Hormone Guide Just Divorced Keyboard Wedding Men To The Left My Ex-Wife, The Pilot Obedient Wife OCD Ball Pit OCD Electrician Old Divorce Perfect Divorce Polish Divorce Redneck Divorce Texas Divorce The Origin of the White Wedding Dress Understanding Women Walker Buddies Wedding Cake for the Submissive Husband What Did You Just Say? Winning An Argument With A Woman World Peas |
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