AMNESIA: Condition that enables a woman who has gone through labor to make love again. DUMBWAITER: One who asks if the kids would care to order dessert. FAMILY PLANNING: The art of spacing your children the proper distance apart to keep you on the edge of financial disaster. FEEDBACK: The inevitable result when your baby doesn't appreciate the strained carrots. FULL NAME: What you call your child when you're mad at him. GRANDPARENTS: The people who think your children are wonderful even though they're sure you're not raising them right. HEARSAY: What toddlers do when anyone mutters a dirty word. IMPREGNABLE: A woman whose memory of labor is still vivid. INDEPENDENT: How we want our children to be as long as they do everything we say. OW: The first word spoken by children with older siblings. PUDDLE: a small body of water that draws other small bodies wearing dry shoes into it. SHOW OFF: a child who is more talented than yours. STERILIZE: what you do to your first baby's pacifier by boiling it and to your last baby's pacifier by blowing on it. TOP BUNK: where you should never put a child wearing Superman pajamas. TWO MINUTE WARNING: when the baby's face turns red and she begins to make those familiar grunting noises. WHODUNIT: none of the kids that live in your house. see also   Daffynitions,  Language  &  Mom  Sections Machine Wash Instructions for Teenagers MOM - Job Description Mom’s Lost Cake Delivery  (650k) Mom Posting Mom’s Report Card Mom’s Survival Tips Mom Tested, Mom Approved Mom’s The Word  (2.3M)   Challenge Accepted Subway Camouflage In Stitches Great White 2020 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars (3) Can I Lick It It Was A Dark And Stormy Night Velociraptor Defined Redneck Muffler Repair Drama Queen Diary He Looks Just Like His Father! Happy Snow Car Sand Strap Experience Redneck Calf Feeder BaCoN T-Shirt

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