A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper. “Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager, “but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?” “Well,” he replies pointing out one brand, “this is as soft as a baby’s kiss. It’s $1.50 per roll.” He grabs another and says, “This is nice and soft, strong but gentle, and it’s $1.00 a roll.” Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, “We call that our No Name brand, and it’s 20cents per roll.” “Give me the No Name,” she says. She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says, “Hey! I’ve got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne.” “Why?” he asks. “Because it’s rough, it’s tough and it don’t take crap off anybody!” see also   Bathroom,  Ouch  &  Relationship  Sections Always Enough TP Aussie Toilet Paper Bathroom Browser - TP Printer Bathroom Celebration Bathroom Diving Employee Of The Month Excerpt from a Lion Cookbook Long Reach TP On A Roll - Only In Japan Paint Shop Pros Redneck TP Holder Toilet Paper For The Mother-In-Law Toilet Paper Inspiration TP Colouring Pages TP Kid TP Safety TP Toilet   Mouth Candy Cleanup Baby Shower Business Hours Back Massage Track Beach Bum Chicken Photobomb Italian Electronic Humour Tipsy Redneck When You Roll A Tesla 2021 Hooters Owl and Birds of Prey Calendars House Maid For Men Nintendo Auto Correct Yoga Pants Do Not Read Law One Thousand Words Single Men For Long-Term Commitment Porsche Bird Droppings Accordion Lessons I Before E

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