A little old lady goes into the store to do some shopping. She is bewildered over the large selection of toilet paper.
“Pardon me, sir,” she says to the store manager, “but can you explain the differences in all these toilet papers?”
“Well,” he replies pointing out one brand, “this is as soft as a baby’s kiss. It’s $1.50 per roll.” He grabs another and says, “This is nice and soft, strong but gentle, and it’s $1.00 a roll.” Pointing to the bottom shelf he tells her, “We call that our No Name brand, and it’s 20cents per roll.”
“Give me the No Name,” she says.
She comes back about a week later, seeks out the manager and says, “Hey! I’ve got a name for your No Name toilet paper. I call it John Wayne.”
“Why?” he asks.
“Because it’s rough, it’s tough and it don’t take crap off anybody!”
see also
Bathroom, Ouch & Relationship Sections
Always Enough TP
Aussie Toilet Paper
Bathroom Browser - TP Printer
Bathroom Celebration
Bathroom Diving
Employee Of The Month
Excerpt from a Lion Cookbook
Long Reach TP
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Paint Shop Pros
Redneck TP Holder
Toilet Paper For The Mother-In-Law
Toilet Paper Inspiration
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TP Kid
TP Safety
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