There was a Scotsman on a train and he was having an argument with the conductor about whether the fare was 75 cents or a dollar. The conductor got really mad and heaved the man’s suitcase off the train, off the bridge, and into the river.
The Scotsman got really worked up then, and said, “Sure! First you try to overcharge me for the fare, and now you try to drown my little boy!”
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17-May-2022 |