After a day fishing in the ocean a fisherman is walking from the pier carrying two lobsters in a bucket. He is approached by the Game Warden who asks him for his fishing license. Debate: What lures de fishes - Daffynitions joe-ks.com All men are equal before fish. - Herbert Hoover Castanet: Primitive fishing method - Daffynitions joe-ks.com He fishes well who uses a golden hook. - Latin Proverb Holy Mackerel: Fish served at Church supper - Daffynitions joe-ks.com You know why fish are so thin? They eat fish. - Jerry Seinfeld Net Worth: Measurement of a fisherman's wealth - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Electric Eel: Fish that thrives in strong currents - Daffynitions joe-ks.com When life gives you lemons, order the lobster tail. - Ziad K. Abdelnour One can think of life after the fish is in the canoe. - Hawaii Proverb Be patient and calm; no one can catch a fish with anger. - Herbert Hoover At high tide, fish eat ants; at low tide, ants eat fish. - Thai Saying Don't bargain for fish which are still in the water. - India Proverb A countryman between two lawyers is like a fish between two cats. - Benjamin Franklin Don't sweat the petty things and don't pet the sweaty things. - George Carlin Unabated: 1. A fishhook without a worm; 2. A mousetrap without cheese. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Europe's the mayonnaise, but America supplies the good old lobster. - D.H. Lawrence Govern a great nation as you would cook a small fish. Do not overdo it. - Lao Tzu A fishing rod is a stick with a hook at one end and a fool at the other. - Samuel Johnson A dead fish can float downstream, but it takes a live one to swim upstream. - WC Fields Any man who puts his intelligence up against a fish and loses had it coming. - John Steinbeck Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is disgusting. - Dave Barry Don't be a fish; be a frog. Swim in the water and jump when you hit ground. - Kim Young-ha Well washed and combed domestic pets grow dull; they miss the stimulus of fleas. - Francis Galton I'm so ugly I worked in a pet shop, and people kept asking how big I'd get. - Rodney Dangerfield Is this chicken or is this fish? I know it's tuna but it says chicken of the sea. - Jessica Simpson My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere. - Steven Wright They laughed at Robert Fulton but without him, New York wouldn't have a fish market. - Archie Bunker There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore looking like an idiot. - Steven Wright Governing a large country is like frying a small fish. You spoil it with too much poking. - Lao-Tzu The dent in his car is hardly cold and he's coming over here to claim his pound of fish. - Archie Bunker I was in a sushi bar and it dawned on me - how could I discriminate between a cow and a fish? - Carre Otis Cajun is country food by farmers and fisherman that arrived in Louisiana from Acadiana, Canada. - Paul Prudhomme Without my pets, my wallet would be full, my house would be clean, but my heart would be empty. - Unknown Of all the useless things a person can do, limerick writing is right up there with golf and fishing. - Garrison Keillor Grilling outside with my parents at the Jersey shore. We would grill lobster and corn in the summer. - Bobby Flay I was readin' an article about the animal population - there's millions of pets explodin'. - Archie Bunker That's why I don't eat lobster or anything like that. Because they're alive when you kill it. - Nicole Polizzi Give a man a fish and you have fed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and you have fed him for a lifetime. - Chinese Proverb If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles. - Doug Larson Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. - George Carlin Don't tell fish stories where the people know you; but particularly, don't tell them where they know the fish. - Mark Twain The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featureless fish that doesn't have eyeballs or fins. - Dave Barry There is only one thing harder than looking for a dewdrop in the dew, and that is fishing for a clam in the clam chowder. - New England Proverb Teach a man to fish and you feed him for a lifetime. Unless he doesn't like sushi, then you also have to teach him to cook. - Auren Hoffman It is, admittedly, a base foodstuff, but lobster, well prepared, can nevertheless be made to satisfy the distinguished gourmand. - Eli Brown Only when the last tree has withered, and the last fish caught, and the last river been poisoned, will we realize we cannot eat money. - Cree Proverb A woman should never be seen eating or drinking, unless it be lobster salad and Champagne, the only true feminine and becoming viands. - George G. Byron Fishing Journal: An imaginative work of sub-literature in which the angler records the weight, length, and species of fish he didn't catch - Daffynitions joe-ks.com I'll paddle board, swim in the ocean, roll in the sand, soak up the sun, eat good food, be with friends and family and go fishing with my dad. - Behati Prinsloo see also Fishing Section Pet Fish Pet Fish Chores |
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