Professional Test

You Know You’re In Management When...


The following small quiz consists of 4 questions.  It tells whether you are qualified for Professional positions. According to statistics of Andersen Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals failed the exam. Scroll down for the answers. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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The correct answer is : open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.

The above question tested whether you are doing simple things in a complicated way.

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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?






























Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

The above question tested your logic skills.

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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?






























Correct Answer: The Elephant! ... it’s still in the refrigerator!

The above question tested your memory skills.
OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to testify your qualification to be a Professional.

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4. There is the river where the crocodiles live. How do you get across it?































Correct Answer: Simply swim across it. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!

The above question tested your comprehensive skills. If you did not get any of the questions right, relax - you are perfectly qualified for a management position!




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Farming is a profession of hope. - Brian Brett

You manage things; you lead people. - Grace M Hopper

Leadership is an ever-evolving position. - Mike Krzyzewski

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

What Washington needs is adult supervision. - Barack Obama

I rate enthusiasm even above professional skill. - Edward Appleton

Stardom isn't a profession, it's an accident. - Lauren Bacall

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Leadership is the capacity to translate vision into reality. - Warren G Bennis

Every time you have to speak, you are auditioning for leadership. - James Humes

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

You do not lead by hitting people over the head; that is assault, not leadership. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

So much of what we call management consists in making it difficult for people to work. - Peter F Drucker

The day people stop bringing you their problems is the day you have stopped leading them. - Colin Powell

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

The heart of good leadership is sacrifice. If you want to grow an organization - grow leaders. - John C Maxwell

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

The role of leadership is to transform the complex situation into small pieces and prioritize them. - Carlos Ghosn

The only thing worse than training employees and losing them, is not training them and keeping them. - Zig Ziglar

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

I believe that if ever I had to practice cannibalism, I might manage if there were enough tarragon around. - James Beard

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Basketball develops individuality, initiative, and leadership. Now get out there and do exactly what I tell you to. - Dick Vitale

Leadership is about making others better as a result of your presence and making sure that impact lasts in your absence. - Unknown

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Whoever is providing leadership needs to be as fresh and thoughtful and reflective as possible to make the very best fight. - Faye Wattleton

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book. - Ronald Reagan

Trying to manage diabetes is hard because if you don't, there are consequences you'll have to deal with later in life. - Bryan Adams

Cut out the free feed for the boss hogs at the public trough and the spill-over they've been leaving us. We'll manage. - Paul Harvey

When it comes to housework the one thing no book of household management can ever tell you is how to begin. Or maybe I mean why. - Katharine Whitehorn

I hope you have not been leading a double life, pretending to be wicked and being really good all the time. That would be hypocrisy. - Oscar Wilde

Management is efficiency in climbing the ladder of success; leadership determines whether the ladder is leaning against the right wall. - Stephen Covey

There are three subjects on which the knowledge of the medical profession in general is woefully weak; they are manners, morals, and medicine. - Gerald F Lieberman

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith

One of the most important leadership lessons is realizing you're not the most important or the most intelligent person in the room at all times. - Mario Batall


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