Professional Test

You Know You’re In Management When...


The following small quiz consists of 4 questions.  It tells whether you are qualified for Professional positions. According to statistics of Andersen Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals failed the exam. Scroll down for the answers. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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The correct answer is : open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.

The above question tested whether you are doing simple things in a complicated way.

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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?






























Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

The above question tested your logic skills.

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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?






























Correct Answer: The Elephant! ... it’s still in the refrigerator!

The above question tested your memory skills.
OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to testify your qualification to be a Professional.

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4. There is the river where the crocodiles live. How do you get across it?































Correct Answer: Simply swim across it. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!

The above question tested your comprehensive skills. If you did not get any of the questions right, relax - you are perfectly qualified for a management position!




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Panic plays no part in the training of a nurse. - Elizabeth Kenny

The supreme quality of leadership is integrity. - Dwight D Eisenhower

Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics. - Fletcher Knebel

A professional writer is an amateur who didn't quit. - Richard Bach

Management is a practice where art, science, and craft meet. - Henry Mintzberg

Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

Dogs are getting bigger, according to a leading dog manufacturer. - Leo Rosten

The true test of leadership is how well you function in a crisis. - Brian Tracy

Philosophy: A route of many roads leading from nowhere to nothing. - Ambrose Bierce

Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Leaders inspire. They aren't assigned leadership. They command it. - Dr. Phil McGraw

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

I am afraid the clergyman's God is often the head of the clerical profession. - William R Inge

Real leadership is leaders recognizing that they serve the people that they lead. - Pete Hoekstra

A professional is one who does his best work when he feels the least like working. - Frank Lloyd Wright

Physics is the only profession in which prophecy is not only accurate but routine. - Neil deGrasse Tyson

Positive leadership uplifts everyone. All it takes is you: the best version of you. - Unknown

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Good leadership isn't about advancing yourself. It's about advancing your team. - John C Maxwell

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

Leadership does not mean getting people to do their job. It means getting people to do their best. - Unknown

Leadership: The art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. - Dwight D Eisenhower

The price one pays for pursuing any profession or calling is an intimate knowledge of its ugly side. - James Baldwin

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It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

Leadership is the special quality which enables people to stand up and pull the rest of us over the horizon. - James L Fisher

Effective leadership is not about making speeches or being liked. Leadership is defined by results, not attributes. - Peter F Drucker

We do not need to attend classroom training programs for everything. Observation opens the windows of knowledge around us. - Sukant Ratnakar

Many training programs and often schools focus on just a skill or a kind of work competency. That's only half the equation. - Gerald Chertavian

A doable goal for me is to finish a marathon under four hours. I'm doing all the training, but the hardest part is eating right. - Sean Astin

The talk you hear about adapting to change is not only stupid, it's dangerous. The only way you can manage change is to create it. - Peter F Drucker

Finance functions lose the potential to steer their organizations to success when they defer performance management to other functions. - Jack Alexander

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Being with a woman all night never hurt no professional baseball player. It's staying up all night looking for a woman that does him in. - Casey Stengel

In a world of complex threats, our security and leadership depends on all elements of our power - including strong and principled diplomacy. - Barack Obama

I you can make any leading religion of the world look like complete nonsense, you can be sure of only one thing: you haven't understood it. - Wilfred Cantwell Smith


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