Professional Test

You Know You’re In Management When...


The following small quiz consists of 4 questions.  It tells whether you are qualified for Professional positions. According to statistics of Andersen Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals failed the exam. Scroll down for the answers. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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The correct answer is : open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.

The above question tested whether you are doing simple things in a complicated way.

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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?






























Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

The above question tested your logic skills.

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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?






























Correct Answer: The Elephant! ... it’s still in the refrigerator!

The above question tested your memory skills.
OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to testify your qualification to be a Professional.

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4. There is the river where the crocodiles live. How do you get across it?































Correct Answer: Simply swim across it. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!

The above question tested your comprehensive skills. If you did not get any of the questions right, relax - you are perfectly qualified for a management position!




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Example is leadership. - Albert Schweitzer

A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

What Washington needs is adult supervision. - Barack Obama

To be a poet is a condition, not a profession. - Robert Frost

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

A professional writer is an amateur who didn't quit. - Richard Bach

Leadership does not always wear the harness of compromise. - Woodrow Wilson

Leadership cannot really be taught. It can only be learned. - Harold Geneen

Reality: The leading cause of stress among those in touch with it. - Lily Tomlin

Without initiative, leaders are simply workers in leadership positions. - Bo Bennett

The art of leadership is saying no, not yes. It is very easy to say yes. - Tony Blair

Politics is a profession where the paths of glory lead but to the gravy. - Billy Boy Franklin

To err is human. To blame it on somebody else shows management potential. - Unknown

The best time management strategy: don't find the time, find the why. - Chris Guillebeau

The best training a top manager can be engaged in is management by example. - Carlos Ghosn

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

Leadership is intangible, and therefore no weapon ever designed can replace it. - Omar N. Bradley

Leadership is not something you do to people; it is something you do for people. - Ken Blanchard

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

Ninety percent of leadership is the ability to communicate something people want. - Dianne Feinstein

Vanity can create a very cruel space for you if you don't know how to manage it. - Lady Gaga

Writing is the only profession where no one considers you ridiculous if you earn no money. - Jules Renard

Somewhere in the world someone is training when you are not. When you race him, he will win. - Tom Fleming

Leadership is all about influence and everything rises and falls on leadership... everything. - John C Maxwell

Supporting myself at an early age was the best training for life I could have possibly received. - Lea Thompson

Leadership is not about titles, positions or flowcharts. It is about one life influencing another. - John C Maxwell

Medicine, the only profession that labours incessantly to destroy the reason for its own existence. - James Bryce

Leaders come in two flavors: expanders and containers. The best leadership teams have a mix of both. - Barbara Corcoran

It is not the strongest or the most intelligent who will survive, but those who can best manage change. - Charles Darwin

All dentists talk while they work. They have inherited this from their professional ancestors, the barbers. - Mark Twain

Drag your thoughts away from your troubles... by the ears, by the heels, or any other way you can manage it. - Mark Twain

The best leaders identify what promises they are being held to, manage expectations, and honor those promises. - Bob Anderson

The task of leadership is not to put greatness into humanity, but to elicit it, for the greatness is already there. - John Buchan

A doctor must work eighteen hours a day and seven days a week. If you cannot console yourself to this, get out of the profession. - Martin H. Fischer

I hated every minute of training, but I said, "Don't quit. Suffer now and live the rest of your life as a champion." - Muhammad Ali

The workers' and peasants' government proposes to all warring peoples... negotiations leading to a just, democratic peace. - Lenin

Painting is a blind man's profession. He paints not what he sees, but what he feels, what he tells himself about what he has seen. - Pablo Picasso

I came from a real tough neighborhood. Once a guy pulled a knife on me. I knew he wasn't a professional, the knife had butter on it. - Rodney Dangerfield

Leadership development is not an 'event.' It's a capacity-building endeavor. It's a process of human growth and development. - Linda F Thornton

Regarded simply as a politician, and compared with the other leading political figures of our time, how clean a smell he has managed to leave behind. - Mahatma Gandhi


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