Professional Test

You Know You’re In Management When...


The following small quiz consists of 4 questions.  It tells whether you are qualified for Professional positions. According to statistics of Andersen Worldwide, around 90% of the professionals failed the exam. Scroll down for the answers. The questions are not that difficult. You just need to think.

1. How do you put a giraffe into a refrigerator?

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The correct answer is : open the refrigerator, put in the giraffe and close the door.

The above question tested whether you are doing simple things in a complicated way.

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2. How do you put an elephant into a refrigerator?






























Wrong Answer: Open the refrigerator, put in the elephant and close the refrigerator.
Correct Answer: Open the refrigerator, take out the giraffe, put in the elephant and close the door.

The above question tested your logic skills.

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3. The Lion King is hosting an animal conference. All the animals attend except one. Which animal does not attend?






























Correct Answer: The Elephant! ... it’s still in the refrigerator!

The above question tested your memory skills.
OK, if you did not answer the last three questions correctly, this one may be your last chance to testify your qualification to be a Professional.

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4. There is the river where the crocodiles live. How do you get across it?































Correct Answer: Simply swim across it. All the Crocodiles are attending the Animal Meeting!

The above question tested your comprehensive skills. If you did not get any of the questions right, relax - you are perfectly qualified for a management position!




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A team is a reflection of its leadership. - Unknown

To be a poet is a condition, not a profession. - Robert Frost

Trust should be the basis for all our moral training. - Robert Baden-Powell

Leading your family is a lot tougher than basketball. - Giannis Antetokounmpo

Politicians can't manage. All they can do is talk. - Donald Trump

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Leadership is unlocking people's potential to become better. - Bill Bradley

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Creative minds have been known to survive any sort of bad training. - Anna Freud

Leadership is practiced not so much in words as in attitude and in actions. - Harold S Geneen

Be stubbornly committed to your team, but flexible in your leadership style. - Jo Miller

Leadership is the ability to get extraordinary achievement from ordinary people. - Brian Tracy

The integrity of men is to be measured by their conduct, not by their profession. - Unknown

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