If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit,
so eat as many as you want.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The
solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It’ll take the edge off your appetite and
you’ll eat less.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place.
Isn’t that handy?
If you can’t eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can’t eat all
your chocolate, what’s wrong with you?
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid
of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?
Don’t they actually counteract each other?
Money talks. Chocolate sings.
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment
industry would be devastated.
Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at
least you’ll get one thing done.
I owe it all to little chocolate doughnuts. - John Belushi
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
We have chocolate in common - that's enough. - Rachel Hollis
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
Sometimes a girl's gotta have some chocolate. - Carrie Underwood
If it's not chocolate, it's not breakfast. - Laini Taylor
I'm not overweight, I'm chocolate enriched. - Unknown
I'd give up chocolate but I'm not a quitter. - Unknown
Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown
Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown
Weekend forecast: crafting with a chance of chocolate. - Unknown
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
To chocolate or not to chocolate... is there any question? - Unknown
When we don't have the words, chocolate can speak volumes. - Joan Bauer
Coffee and chocolate - the inventor of mocha should be sainted. - Cherise Sinclair
Chocolate is medicinal. I just did another study that confirms it. - Michelle M. Pillow
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote
I only eat chocolate for you... so there'll be more of me to love! - Unknown
In Heaven, chocolate has no calories and is served as the main course. - Unknown
Chocolate is something you take for granted until you don't have any. - Marja McGraw
Chocolate is cheaper than therapy, and you don't need an appointment. - Unknown
I want someone who will look at me the same way I look at chocolate cake. - Unknown
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. - Linda Grayson
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown
I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
Happiness. Simple as a glass of chocolate or tortuous as the heart. Bitter. Sweet. Alive. - Joanne Harris
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
Chocolate symbolizes, as does no other food, luxury, comfort, sensuality, gratification, and love. - Karl Petzke
There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun
I have this theory that chocolate slows down the aging process. It may not be true, but do I dare take the chance? - Unknown
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
It was like having a box of chocolates shut in the bedroom drawer. Until the box was empty it occupied the mind too much. - Graham Greene
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Put 'eat chocolate' at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at least you'll get one thing done. - Unknown
I'm pretty sure that eating chocolate keeps wrinkles away because I have never seen a 10 year old with a Hershey bar and crows feet. - Amy Neftzger
I've got this thing for spicy stuff. Now, if you give me hot chocolate with chili pepper, a book and a bubble bath, I'm a happy girl. - Shiloh Walker
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