If you’ve got melted chocolate all over your hands, you’re eating it too slowly.
Chocolate covered raisins, cherries, orange slices & strawberries all count as fruit,
so eat as many as you want.
The problem: How to get 2 pounds of chocolate home from the store in hot car. The
solution: Eat it in the parking lot.
Diet tip: Eat a chocolate bar before each meal. It’ll take the edge off your appetite and
you’ll eat less.
A nice box of chocolates can provide your total daily intake of calories in one place.
Isn’t that handy?
If you can’t eat all your chocolate, it will keep in the freezer. But if you can’t eat all
your chocolate, what’s wrong with you?
If calories are an issue, store your chocolate on top of the fridge. Calories are afraid
of heights, and they will jump out of the chocolate to protect themselves.
If I eat equal amounts of dark chocolate and white chocolate, is that a balanced diet?
Don’t they actually counteract each other?
Money talks. Chocolate sings.
Chocolate has many preservatives. Preservatives make you look younger.
Q. Why is there no such organization as Chocoholics Anonymous?
A. Because no one wants to quit.
If not for chocolate, there would be no need for control top pantyhose. An entire garment
industry would be devastated.
Put “eat chocolate” at the top of your list of things to do today. That way, at
least you’ll get one thing done.
Chocolate cake is the bomb! - Scarlett Pomers
It's never too late for chocolate. - Unknown
I hope your only rocky road is chocolate. - Amanda Mosher
I am a chocolatarian. I only eat chocolate. - Unknown
Seven days without chocolate makes one weak. - Unknown
Chocolate is what I love. I have it every day. - Jennifer Hudson
Behind every good woman is a lot of chocolate. - Unknown
Anything is good if it's made of chocolate. - Jo Brand
A little chocolate a day keeps the doctor at bay. - Marcia Carrington
It does seem like the chocolate brings good luck. - Lauren Oliver
I've never met a chocolate I didn't like. - Unknown
In the cookie of life, friends are chocolate chips. - Salman Rushdie
Caramels are a fad. Chocolate is a permanent thing. - Milton Hershey
Things are getting worse. Please send more chocolate. - Unknown
Man can not live on chocolate alone.... but women can. - Unknown
To me, chocolate was the sole reason we on this earth. - Esi Edugyan
If chocolate is the answer, the question is irrelevant. - Kim Knott
Chocolate is nature's way of making up for Mondays. - Unknown
Life without books, chocolate and coffee is just useless. - Nadun Lokuliyanage
Look, there's no metaphysics on earth like chocolates. - Fernando Pessoa
Venice is like eating an entire box of chocolate liqueurs in one go. - Truman Capote
Chemically speaking, chocolate really is the world's perfect food. - Michael Levine
Some say women are addicted to chocolate. I say we're merely loyal. - Cathy Guisewite
I need God's grace and something baked with peanut butter and chocolate. - Gloria Furman
A nice creamy chocolate cake does a lot for a lot of people; it does for me. - Audrey Hepburn
Moderation, honey, in all things but love and chocolate. That's my motto. - Barbara Bretton
All I want is peace, love, understanding, and a chocolate bar bigger than my head. - Unknown
I want to stay curled and cosied and chocolated... forever in my mother's arms. - Sanober Khan
My heart says chocolate and wine but my jeans say, for the love of God women, eat a salad. - Unknown
The greatest tragedies were written by the Greeks and Shakespeare... neither knew chocolate. - Sandra Boynton
Money can't buy happiness. But, it can buy a chocolate, which is pretty much the same thing. - Hanako Ishii
There's no point in wasting calories on cheap chocolate, always opt for the darkest and richest. - Nanci Rathbun
Reading a good book in silence is like eating chocolate for the rest of your life and never getting fat. - Becca Fitzpatrick
Then she thought bitterly that it would be much easier to resist chocolate if her life were less stressful. - J K Rowling
We all know who is really a girl's best friend.
Chocolate Cake - Unknown
A dark-chocolate truffle melts in my mouth, and I forget about everything else... even the fact that I'm on a diet. - Barbara Brooke
When you're stressed, eat ice cream, cake, chocolate and sweets. Why? Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts. - Unknown
Whenever I have a spare second, I'm in the kitchen whipping up a batch of cookies. I make a mean batch of chocolate chippers. - Karlie Kloss
My greatest strength is common sense. I'm really a standard brand - like Campbell's tomato soup or Baker's chocolate. - Katharine Hepburn
I'm finally starting to scratch the surface of what women want. And I think the answer lies somewhere between conversation and chocolate. - Mel Gibson
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