A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long
and happy marriage.
“Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the man.
“We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, “That’s once.”
We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said,
“That’s twice.” We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife
quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead.
I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and
quietly said, ‘That’s once.’ ”
Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb
Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb
Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood
Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo
Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown
The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle
I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson
A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta
I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger
Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields
An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker
Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw
Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
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