A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long
and happy marriage. Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb Marriage is the sunset of love. - French Proverb Compromises are for relationships, not wine. - Robert S Caywood Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce Treasure your relationships, not your possessions. - Anthony J. D'Angelo Sticking with a marriage. That's true grit, man. - Jeff Bridges Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb If a relationship has to be a secret, you shouldn't be in it. - Unknown The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson A happy marriage is a long conversation which always seems too short. - Andre Maurois Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson I believe in love and marriage, but not necessarily with the same person. - John Travolta I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger Marriage is really tough because you have to deal with feelings and lawyers. - Richard Pryor Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman A long marriage is two people trying to dance a duet and two solos at the same time. - Anne Taylor Fleming Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields An almost perfect relationship with his father was the earthly root of all his wisdom. - C S Lewis Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown Our marriage vows: till death do us part, for better for worse, in secrets and in health. - Archie Bunker Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck My husband always felt that a marriage and career don't mix. That's why he's never worked. - Phyllis Diller Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry I'm not sure which is harder on a relationship: sharing a dresser for three years, or sharing an iPhone charger for one day. - Unknown It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw Don't over-analyze your marriage; it's like yanking up a fragile indoor plant every 20 minutes to see how its roots are growing. - Ogden Nash Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf see also Marriage, Mule, Newlywed & Relationship Sections A Woman Named Five Horses A Woman’s Mind Before Online Dating Before The Impact Everything Men Know About Women Female Attraction Flower Shop For Men iGifts Long, Happy Marriage Looking For Your Wife? Mission Gap - for Men & Women Nagging Wife Names of the Colours Real Man’s Point System Romance Lost Secret of a Good Marriage Understanding Women When Men Shop For Groceries Winning An Argument With A Woman |
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