A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long
and happy marriage.
“Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the man.
“We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, “That’s once.”
We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said,
“That’s twice.” We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife
quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead.
I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and
quietly said, ‘That’s once.’ ”
Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
Death ends a life, not a relationship. - Jack Lemmon
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
Second Marriage: The triumph of hope over experience. - Samuel Johnson
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
Marriage is but for a little while. It is alimony that is forever. - Quentin Crisp
Real magic in relationships means an absence of judgment of others. - Wayne Dyer
Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman
Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen
If you have a boat and a happy marriage, you don't need another thing. - Ed McMahon
I love romance. I'm a sucker for it. I love it so much. It's pathetic. - Drew Barrymore
Marriage is very difficult. It's like a 5,000-piece jigsaw puzzle, all sky. - Cathy Ladman
In marriage, being the right person is as important as finding the right person. - Wilbert Donald Gough
Marketers need to build digital relationships and reputation before closing a sale. - Chris Brogan
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias
Only choose in marriage a woman whom you would choose as a friend if she were a man. - Joseph Joubert
How marriage ruins a man! It is as demoralizing as cigarettes, and far more expensive. - Oscar Wilde
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
A girl who thinks that a man will treat her better after marriage than before is a fool. - William C. Hall
We learn the most from imperfect relationships - things like forgiveness and compassion. - Andrea Thompson
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the wife is in charge. - Bill Cosby
A good marriage was one in which each person thought he or she was getting the better deal. - Anne Lamott
Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery. - Erma Bombeck
It is not your love that sustains the marriage, but from now on, the marriage that sustains your love. - Dietrich Bonhoeffer
Romance is thinking about your significant other, when you are supposed to be thinking about something else. - Nicholas Sparks
The most happy marriage I can picture or imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. - Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
Twenty years of romance make a woman look like a ruin, but twenty years of marriage make her something like a public building. - Oscar Wilde
After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together. - Sacha Guitry
If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
There are all kinds of ways for a relationship to be tested, even broken, some, irrevocably; it's the endings we're unprepared for. - Katherine Owen
Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. - Groucho Marx
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