A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long
and happy marriage. Marriage is the chief cause of divorce. - Groucho Marx Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler Love - a temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has not pleasure. - Samuel Johnson A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller Relationships are like a walk in the park. Jurassic Park. - Unknown There's more to marriage than four bare legs in a bed. - English Proverb The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx Nothing spoils a romance so much as a sense of humor in the woman. - Oscar Wilde The general rule is that people who enjoy life also enjoy marriage. - Phyllis Battelle Falling in love and having a relationship are two different things. - Keanu Reeves I don't really get romance. Bring me fish or moose, not flowers. - Eden Robinson Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson There's one thing about a late marriage - it doesn't last long. - Unknown Marriage, like a submarine, is only safe if you get all the way inside. - Frank Pittman Marriage is like mushrooms: we notice too late if they are good or bad. - Woody Allen College is a place to keep warm between high school and an early marriage. - George Gobel I think gay marriage is something that should be between a man and a woman. - Arnold Schwarzenegger Marriage is the harmony of God synchronizing two wills with the will of the Father. - Ravi Zacharias I believe in tying the marriage knot, as long as it's around the woman's neck. - WC Fields We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush I believe in the institution of marriage, and I intend to keep trying until I get it right. - Richard Pryor Without the will, marriage is a mockery; without the emotion, it is a drudgery. You need both. - Ravi Zacharias A true relationship is when you can tell each other anything and everything. No secrets, no lies. - Unknown The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one. - Unknown I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump Going without food or water will kill the body, but the lack of relationship will kill the minds and spirit. - David Jeremiah Marriage is like a beleaguered fortress: those who are outside want to get in, and those inside want to get out. - French Proverb The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay There is a direct relationship between a person's grasp and experience of God's grace and his or her heart for justice. - Unknown It's really hard to maintain a one-on-one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people. - Axl Rose If the marriage needs help, the answer almost always is have more fun. Drop your list of grievances and go ride a roller coaster. - Garrison Keillor Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who cannot sleep with the window shut, and a woman who cannot sleep with the window open. - George Bernard Shaw In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce. The trick is to find, and continue to find, grounds for marriage. - Robert Anderson You don't develop courage by being happy in your relationships everyday. You develop it by surviving difficult times and challenging adversity. - Epicurus Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf Before marriage, a man declares that he would lay down his life to serve you; after marriage, he won't even lay down his newspaper to talk to you. - Helen Rowland see also Marriage, Mule, Newlywed & Relationship Sections A Woman Named Five Horses A Woman’s Mind Before Online Dating Before The Impact Everything Men Know About Women Female Attraction Flower Shop For Men iGifts Long, Happy Marriage Looking For Your Wife? Mission Gap - for Men & Women Nagging Wife Names of the Colours Real Man’s Point System Romance Lost Secret of a Good Marriage Understanding Women When Men Shop For Groceries Winning An Argument With A Woman |
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