A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long
and happy marriage.
“Well, it dates back to our honeymoon,” explained the man.
“We visited the Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom of the canyon by pack mule. We hadn’t gone too far when my wife’s mule stumbled. My wife quietly said, “That’s once.”
We proceeded a little further and the mule stumbled again. Once more my wife quietly said,
“That’s twice.” We hadn’t gone a half-mile when the mule stumbled the third time. My wife
quietly removed a revolver from her pocket and shot the mule dead.
I started to protest over her treatment of the mule when she looked at me and
quietly said, ‘That’s once.’ ”
Marriage is heaven and hell. - German Proverb
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
Marriage is not a word but a sentence. - Unknown
Romance is the icing, the love is the cake. - Unknown
Assumptions are the termites of relationships. - Henry Winkler
Never trust a husband too far, nor a bachelor too near. - Helen Rowland
Love is a fair garden, and marriage a field of nettles. - Finnish Proverb
A bachelor is a guy who never made the same mistake once. - Phyllis Diller
Deceiving others. That is what the world calls a romance. - Oscar Wilde
The proper basis for marriage is mutual misunderstanding. - Oscar Wilde
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy. - Francois de La Rochefoucauld
The power of forgiveness transcends personal relationships. - Eric Metaxas
Hand Scanner: Singles bar prowler looking for wedding rings - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
The secret to a happy marriage? Do what your wife tells you. - Denzel Washington
Before you marry keep both eyes open; after marriage shut one. - Jamaican Proverb
The more you invest in a marriage, the more valuable it becomes. - Amy Grant
Most women are afraid of clowns, but somehow end up still dating one. - Unknown
Marriage is better than leprosy because it's easier to get rid of. - WC Fields
Every politician should have been born an orphan and remain a bachelor. - Lady Bird Johnson
Marriage requires a special talent like acting. Monogamy requires genius. - Warren Beatty
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose. - F.M. Knowles
I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career. - Gloria Steinem
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest. - Irwin Corey
Marriage is wonderful institution... if, of course, you like living in an institution. - Groucho Marx
Inspirations never go in for long engagements; they demand immediate marriage to action. - Unknown
We seldom give each other advice - I think that's the success of 25 years of marriage. - Laura Bush
The easiest kind of relationship for me is with ten thousand people. The hardest is with one. - Joan Baez
The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. - Groucho Marx
The key to a long and healthy marriage is that, honestly, there's nothing worth fighting about. - Jay Leno
The one charm of marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties. - Oscar Wilde
Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation. - Mark Twain
I have a great relationship with the blacks. I've always had a great relationship with the blacks. - Donald Trump
Remember that your best relationship is one in which your love for each other exceeds your need for each other. - Unknown
Love is an ideal thing, marriage is a real thing. A confusion of the real with the ideal never goes unpunished. - Johann Wolfgang Goethe
The main business of a lawyer is to take the romance, the mystery, the irony, the ambiguity out of everything he touches. - Antonin Scalia
For two people in a marriage to live together day after day is unquestionably the only miracle the Vatican has overlooked. - Bill Cosby
The quality of your life is determined by the quality of your relationships. The quality of your business is no different. - Harvey Mackay
The greatest mistake we humans make in our relationships: we listen half, understand quarter, think zero, and react double. - Unknown
It's a funny relationship that makeup artists have. I always feel kind of like a dentist. People look at me and think of pain. - Rick Baker
Your marriage is in trouble if your wife says, 'You're only interested in one thing,' and you can't remember what it is. - Milton Berle
Fraud in business is no different from infidelity in marriage or plagiarism in scholarly work. Even people committed to high moral standards succumb. - Miroslav Volf
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