Two snakes were slithering along together in the grass.
“Can I ask you a question?” the first snake says.
“You and your dumb questions! What is it this time?” replied the second.
“Do you know whether or not we are venomous?” asked the first snake.
“What difference should that make to us?” said the second.
“It makes all the difference in the world to me,” said the first snake. “I just bit my lip!”
Dogs never bite me. Just humans. - Marilyn Monroe
Even snakes are afraid of snakes. - Steven Wright
Dogs that bark at a distance never bite. - Unknown
Use your enemy's hand to catch a snake. - Persian Proverb
Parenthood: Feeding the mouth that bites you - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
A cat bitten once by a snake dreads even rope. - Arab Proverb
Truth has rough flavors if we bite it through. - George Eliot
It's hotter than a snake's ass in a wagon rut. - Robin Williams
Maybe my mind chewed off more than the mind should bite. - Archie Bunker
Hot Dog: The only animal that feeds the hand that bites it - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
United Nations: Where America feeds the hands that bite it. - Gregory Nunn
If Adam and Eve were alive today, they would probably sue the snake. - Bern Williams
Ideal Summer Resort: A place where fish bite and mosquitoes don't - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
When the snake is in the house, one need not discuss the matter at length. - African Saying
If you see a snake, just kill it - don't appoint a committee on snakes. - H. Ross Perot
We don't know what we want, but we are ready to bite somebody to get it. - Will Rogers
Do not bite at the bait of pleasure till you know there is no hook beneath it. - Thomas Jefferson
Biologically speaking, if something bites you it's more likely to be female. - Desmond Morris
A man begins cutting his wisdom teeth the first time he bites off more than he can chew. - Herb Caen
I like to keep a bottle of stimulant handy in case I see a snake, which I also keep handy. - WC Fields
Marriage is like putting your hand into a bag of snakes in the hope of pulling out an eel. - Leonardo da Vinci
Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite and furthermore always carry a small snake. - WC Fields
President Ford tells us all to bite the bullet and Betsy Ford goes on TV and shoots off her mouth. - Archie Bunker
When a dog bites a man, that is not news, because it happens so often. But if a man bites a dog, that is news. - John B. Bogart
I know runners who have suffered a tick bite and ended up with Lyme disease. I'll take an angry moose any day. - Don Kardong
Isn't it a very curious thing that St. Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland an' the English brought in the fleas. - Frank McCourt
Don't be distracted by criticism. Remember, the only taste of success some people have is when they take a bite out of you. - Zig Ziglar
If you pick up a starving dog and make him prosperous, he will not bite you. This is the principal difference between a dog and a man. - Mark Twain
In this age of microblogging and two-second sound bites, almost no one has the attention span, or time, to read more than a few sentences. - Tim Frick
Edible: Good to eat, and wholesome to digest, as a worm to a toad, a toad to a snake, a snake to a pig, a pig to a man, and a man to a worm. - Daffynitions joe-ks.com
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